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Humorous sentences about sausages

1. Sausages are stuffed at home every year. Pork is really expensive this year, so the whole family should raise money to fill sausages. Looking at the only two sausages left in my refrigerator, I feel extremely precious!

2. Every time I see my mother curing meat, filling sausages and curing fish in the New Year, I feel as if my generation can't cook now.

I suddenly thought of a very serious problem. Has the price of pork dropped? If not, how can I fill sausages for the New Year? My favorite sausage.

My mother went to the market to buy pork and sausage early in the morning. Now looking at the sausage hanging on the balcony, she feels like a big family.

Mom said that pork is too expensive this year, so I don't plan to fill sausages. This is the most fatal blow to me since the price increase of pork!

6. Today is the weekend. Pouring sausages at home, the pace of the Spring Festival is getting closer and closer!

7. Filling sausage is a seemingly simple and complicated process, including buying meat, preparing materials, casing, machinery, and filling it dry. Life experience is very important.

8. A city that must have sausages and bacon for Chinese New Year is already whispering whether to fill sausages or sausages this year.

9. My eldest son-in-law likes to eat dried fish, and my mother's refrigerator is full of dried fish slices. Now my little son-in-law likes sausages, and my mother has started filling sausages manually again. I really have to spend a lot of money on meat this year.

10, there are still two months before the Spring Festival. I haven't filled sausage and bacon at home yet. What a panic! Meatballs are still fried.