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Funny, say something
Funny sentences, life can't be sad everywhere, happiness can improve people's motivation in life, and watching some funny sentences can relax their mood. There are many similar funny sentences. Let's share some funny sentences and have a look.
Funny sentence 1 1, I am not in the Jianghu, but there are my legends in the Jianghu.
2. Outside, a man is a gentleman. At home, men are big tofu!
I am not a casual person. I'm not just anyone.
4. Compared with European and American countries, the management level of production equipment of young men in China is still in the primary stage.
5, boy urine can ward off evil spirits, so I decided to sell boy urine to make money, my son is a cash cow!
6. It is not necessarily Superman who can fly, nor is it necessarily a bird man, but a plane!
7. Not only am I lucky, but my beriberi is also good!
8. I am like a fly lying on the glass. I have a bright future, but I can't find a way out
9. You can't blame gravity if you can't shit. Maybe you are constipated!
10, Zhu Yuanzhang is my uncle. Call him out and ask!
1 1, a good horse with a good saddle, an old man with a beautiful woman!
12, the latest use of noodles is being beaten by buns!
13, the universe is unimaginable. The earth is just a dust in the universe. Why should I suffer for losing a dime?
14, I am not a casual person, but if you want to be casual, I will do as you say!
15, all princes like princesses, and so does the frog prince!
16, which is gold, will always be spent; This is a mirror. It always reflects light.
17, microcomputer principle crisis, random process random, real variable function learned ten times, assembly language can not be compiled!
18, fake baby milk powder is not as nutritious as grass. It was better to eat grass at first!
19, my future is not a dream, but a nightmare!
20. My life has two aspects: A and B, and yours also has two aspects: S and B. ..
2 1, people are not afraid of death, and what they fear most is that they don't know how to live!
22. My name is Yu and my nickname is Runtu.
23, Goubuli steamed stuffed bun is because the stuffing of steamed stuffed bun is made of paper shell!
24. My advantage is that I am handsome; But my shortcoming is that I am not handsome.
I am poor, and so are my servants, gardeners and drivers.
26. My name is God, my nickname is Jesus, my English name is God, and my dharma name is Tathagata.
27. On the way to kill the dragon, I swam across the river and climbed to the top of the tower to kiss your princess.
28. I am an animal when I take off my clothes, and I am the devil wears Prada when I put on my clothes!
29. The story of Meng Mu's three moves actually shows that she has a good son. If it were me, it would be useless to move it a hundred times!
The only difference between a marriage certificate and a production license is that it is not hung on the wall.
3 1, I don't know whose wife is in my bed, and neither does my wife!
32. The Internet is like a prison. You stole a wallet in, but you know everything when you go out.
33. My ID card is fake. Don't believe that I am a liar.
34. My buddy and his girlfriend are busy with production every day after they get the production license.
35. I thought about having a holiday every day when I was at school. Now I have a complete holiday, and I want to go to school again!
Interesting talk about sentence 2 interesting talk about it.
1, toilet paper is not something you can pull. You can't put anything in the trash can.
I don't know if I should say anything inappropriate, so I won't say it.
3, I think, pointing to your heart, telling you to lose weight. I know, because it's full of me, right, honey?
My wife sings badly. I dance like a man.
My mother said that I must be in your household registration book after many years. Father said, you must have a baby in my house after many years.
6. Homework, let's break up. Let's elope in the summer vacation.
7. He is hers to see who dares to do illegal things. She is hers. See who dares to do bad things.
8. What if there is no lover on Valentine's Day? There are no dead people in Tomb-Sweeping Day. Is it necessary to die another person?
9, run fast, have sugar to eat. If you run slowly, you will die.
10 why do you think our country plays football so badly? ; Physical education class is all occupied by teachers; .
1 1, 60 points for you and 60 points for me. Fifty cents for you and fifty cents for me. Let's chip in.
12, no one came to save you from a broken throat. Break your throat. Break your throat.
13, boys can go shirtless in summer! You can do it too. You don't have breasts anyway!
14, men are not like heroes. Women can't be beautiful without spending money
15, what do you mean? Whose toilet water is this?
16, wife, what do I want? If you don't believe me, you must bang.
17, honey, I did a very manly thing! You pee standing up again! "
18, I have had more boyfriends than you have eaten. Because I am a foreigner, I never eat.
19, Hang Conan, without Kobe Hang Conan. It's hard to fail, but it's hard for Kobe not to fail.
20. Don't give me the glad eye. My wife will let me go back to the washboard. Don't be angry with me, my husband's jealousy will knock me over.
2 1, why are you chasing me? Because you have urgent syrup!
22. How do women say in classical Chinese that Ann can tell if I am a man or a woman?
23. What do you want others to scold you most? Being rich is amazing.
24. What is your normal appearance? Me neither. .
What is the cruelest lyric you have ever heard? Build our flesh and blood into our new Great Wall.
26. Come on, you are not alone. You are not alone.
27. How to say biu in English when launching?
I'll marry you as long as my hair reaches my waist, but you are a boy. . . . . .
Sorry, I'm not interested in killing pigs.
30. What is the plural form of boy? Homosexuality.
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