Funny commentary on this year's World Cup.

1. "Offside! Is it offside? It should be offside. Yes, that's right. Obviously offside. Let's look at slow motion again. Oh ... this ball doesn't seem offside. Let's take another look. Well, really not offside ... "

This is the first yellow card of this World Cup. Juarez was warned by a yellow card on the sofa.

3. Take out the yellow card bench again

4. Mexican players are like Mexican cactus, which looks ordinary and will suddenly stab you.

Pereira said that this is his last World Cup, although the next World Cup will be held in his native South Africa. The next World Cup will be held in South Africa, so where is this one now? )

6. Host Mexico (Oh, so this World Cup is in Mexico)

7. Hey ~ ~ yeah ~ ~ machine ~ ~ will ~ ~ ~ "

8. Ribelli turned to the right, perhaps to change his luck. (I love playing mahjong)

9. An old horse is like two cats and four twos in your hand. If you don't win this card ... (besides mahjong, you also love fighting landlords)

10. Three heads are better than one Zhuge Liang, not to mention three such top masters! What can they discuss together? okay

Ball! ! ! ! Hit high ... (Messi, Tevez and Veron discuss a fly ball)

1 1. You have some garlic under your feet. ...

12. South African football and China football are still related. Mark williams plays in League A (also called Origin = =).

13. At this time, the two sides entered the hand-to-hand combat stage.

14. His eyes are as accurate as his feet!

15. They show too much respect for Argentina.

16. Messi is competing with his opponent for the header, as if he were magnetic to the ball.

17. Poke the ball and it works well!

18. Control the game and the ball.

19. This is the shortcoming that the goalkeeper is not tall. Haha, 1 m 7 1, fortunately, there are 1 m 82 guards.

20. The ball is still not accurate enough, so it is obviously unwise to let the old car participate in the F 1 competition.

2 1. Higuain hit the door! It's a goal! (Cheers) Oh! The goal was actually saved by the goalkeeper, from the scene.

This goal scored ... (really innocent ...)

22. Mexican players are like dwarfs around Snow White in fairy tales. They are short, smart, tough, happy and simple.

23. Aguero has a famous saying: Even if I can't be a star, I will be a star's wife. . . . (Poor aguero)

Argentina won the game 4:/kloc-0: 0, so South Korea must have qualified for the group.

Diego maradona was very determined ... The ball went into the stadium and hugged his players.

I like this sentence best! Look, how harmonious it is ~)

He has a good technique and holds the ball well, ie has been broken by his opponent.

The main idea of Slovenia and Algeria is to get points from each other.

The defender's hand has not completely left his body. (。 . . . )

With such an accurate penalty, I doubt whether the linesman brought a microscope.

This foul, if the referee will be more severe and harsh, may be awarded a penalty.

3 1 His long shot flies to the goal like a fly.

Diego maradona's son-in-law aguero's wife is diego maradona's daughter.

Marcos participated in the World Cup finals for the ninth time. How old was he when he first participated? )

This kind of foul is equivalent to rear-end collision, and the person behind is always responsible. It's so vivid, it's all cows. )

I saw clearly at the scene that Veron did make eye contact with Heinze before the corner kick, and then scored. Teacher Liu has a good eye. )

Tevez is the fiercest player in Argentina, trying to tear up the opponent's goal. (Tear up the target, and then what? )

Argentina is like a museum of strikers, with Messi, Higuain, Tevez ... (I can't think of four words, but I held it for more than ten seconds) and flashy Milito. (There is one sentence without the next, typical Liu style)

It is generally believed that another qualifying spot for this group will be between Nigeria, South Korea and Greece. (nonsense, everyone knows this)

Sometimes they walk slower than time. Who can compare with time? )

The biggest highlight of the first half was that there was no highlight.

4 1 Messi. . Macy. . Macy. . It's beautiful. . Macy. . Macy. . Macy. . Oh, it was cut off. . Macy. . Macy. . Macy. . It's a pity to hit too high. . Macy. . Macy. . Macy. . The game is over!