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I am sick, send humor to my circle of friends.

1, people who have no time to rest will always have time to get sick; People who have no time to fall in love will always find time to date. I really want to talk to someone at the moment, but I can't be alone. People feel weak when they are sick.

When a person is sick, I will shed tears unconsciously.

Being sick is your most vulnerable time, so you should learn to be kind to yourself.

If you catch a cold and get sick, you can find medicine and water for yourself. If you don't care about yourself, who will care about you?

6. I am in the hospital. You don't know I'm sick. Don't you know?

7. He didn't know that he cared about me until he had a fever and didn't go back to good night.

8. I didn't expect us to have such a tacit understanding, which almost made me sick.

9. Are there any children who have caught a cold this afternoon? !

10, cold and fever, drink more boiled water, eat less pepper, eat three packs of aspirin, and never get old!

1 1, I have a fever, but I got a sentence, you are so old, you should be able to take care of yourself, needless to say.

12, I'm not afraid to become someone I hate, I'm afraid I'm not as good as them.

13, you are lucky to have someone to help you; It's a just fate that no one helps you. No one should do anything for you, because life is your own and you are responsible for yourself.

14. What is the most painful thing about being a mother? It's not pregnancy, it's not giving birth to a child, it's when the child is sick, no matter how intimidating and tempting you are, you refuse to take medicine anyway. Really weak.

15, if you are sick, take more rest and take care of yourself. After all, I can't give you hot water, let alone hug, and I have to laugh with you as if nothing had happened.

16. The greatest comfort when you are sick is to drink more water. The best answer is to open the door.

17, I am sick, and there is a lighted lighter in my throat.

18, I'm not sick, I really think I'm indestructible and harmless, and I don't have any pressure in my heart.

Life lies in exercise. The taste of being sick is very uncomfortable, so you must pay more attention to your health!

20, people really can't get sick in the field, because a strong person is sick, a person queues up, a person checks, and a person faces the time. Really. . . . Sudden weakness

2 1, this is the real society, don't tell stories with your fairy tales here.

22. What's the big deal that no one comforts you when you are sick with a fever? At least you know this is the coolest thing.

23. The same tune can't recognize the previous melody.

24, if you don't get sick, love can also be successful. I want to be held tightly, very much.

Even if you have all the wealth in the world, it is not as valuable as having health.

26. I didn't know I was fragile until I was sick. It turns out that I am not as strong as I thought!

27. Sometimes, all you need to do is shut up, put down your so-called self-esteem and admit your mistakes. This is not giving up, but growing up.

28. When you are alone and have no family around you, you will find how helpless you are when you are sick.

29. It's funny to hear that I'm sick again and think of my previous exploits.

After this illness, everything is relaxed and understood. All cares are no longer important. Eat when it is time to eat, and drink when it is time to change.

3 1, I began to learn to accept the plunder and gift of reality.

32. When I was sick, I was still very happy because of the gentle care of my parents. Grown up, sick, just uncomfortable.

33. I was ill and forgot many things, including many people.

34. When people are in a foreign land, they feel particularly helpless when they are sick, and they are always easily poked to tears.

35, you say life is cheap, but once you enter the hospital, it is not expensive.

36. If you are sick, take care of yourself. What makes you say nobody cares?

37. If you want to achieve great things, don't haggle with others and spend your time on such things as chicken flying and dog jumping. In the final analysis, you don't respect your choice.

38. When you are sick, dreaming is like a century!

39. When you get sick, you know that you take part in accidental amusement.

40, caught a cold, the world is in chaos.

4 1. Ill, will recover one day, but it will leave indelible damage in a certain corner of the body.

42. You can be alone when you have a cold, fever, sadness and heartbreak!

43. Every time I get sick, I will be particularly tolerant, but as long as my mother comforts me, I will especially want to cry.

44. In the future, you must take care of yourself, get less sick, exercise more, go to bed early and get up early, and eat on time.

45. I always like to sleep when I am sick, because the quilt feels too warm.

46. I am sick and have a fever. My parents scolded me first. Then I will take good care of you until you recover.

47, colds, illness, are more diligent than my holidays.