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Tell my husband to drink less before going out, and how to declare when he comes back after drinking too much.

Tell your husband to drink less before going out, and then say the following when you come back or get drunk.

1, you will get drunk if you drink too much. Let's have soup, which is nutritious and warm.

2, wine is lovely, friendship is more expensive. If it is for health reasons, these two can be thrown away for the time being. Don't wait for a healthy run, regret is nowhere to be found.

3. A glass of red wine and a pot of tea.

Please take care of yourself, drink less, exercise more and take more rest for me.

5, flashy, not as attractive as you, men Qian Qian absolutely, not as good as you stay with me.

6, wine, wealth, charm, if you can jump out of the wall, it is a fairy.

7, eat a big meal, drink less, eat more vegetables, can't reach it, stand up, someone respects, play tricks, can't eat, come back!

8, husband, you have worked hard, drink less wine and pay attention to your health.

9. It is said that drinking has a thousand cups of conscience. Who did you meet when you were in trouble? If you are not down and out, you will be drunk. Don't forget that you have a wife at home and look forward to your return.

10, feasting, not as attractive as you, and Qian Qian, the man, absolutely. Why don't you stay with me?