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QQ signature written to my wife

1. No one in this world is qualified to be by your side except me.

2. Music is everywhere and my wife is irreplaceable.

3. I think you are really not a qualified friend. You should change your profession and be my wife!

4. I may be an idiot, but please believe me, I didn’t mean to.

5. How can I let others bully someone who I can’t bear to bully?

6. Listen, I love you~

7. As time goes by, my silence and sadness will never go away, but your eternal appearance will never go away.

8. I will dig up the ancestral graves of anyone who flirts with my wife.

9. Knowing you is God’s will, thinking of you is affection, when I don’t see you, I am half-hearted, but when I see you, I am single-minded.

10. All good things in the world should belong to me, including you.

11. Happy Valentine’s Day, my dear, I give you 100% of my heart.

12. You idiot, stand behind me if this happens!

13. Just wait, one day you will be my grandson’s grandma!

14. Your happiness is my peace of mind.

15. You, the Philippines, belong to me.

16. Beautiful women are everywhere, but no one can replace your wife.

17. I miss you every day...

18. Li Bai’s wife is called Zhao Xianglu and his daughter is called Zi Yan!

19. Wife, I love you like a mouse loves a rice.

20. Wife, I will always guard you and love you, even if you are old and loose!

21. The wine is empty, the sex is empty, the wife leaves with someone else; the money is empty, the energy is empty, and the mobile phone has no money to recharge.

22. Tell me an address and let me enter your heart; give me a password and let me open the door to your heart.

23. I’m sorry, I broke your heart, please forgive me, I will love you and love you forever as compensation!

24. The earth is still spinning, the world is still fickle, but what remains unchanged is that I will always love you.

25. When eating, you always think I eat too little, but when taking pictures, you think I am fat. My dear, this really makes me embarrassed.

26. It’s not because you are afraid of your wife, but because you love your wife. QQ girls romantic signature

1. Even if I am free and easy, I still have endless sadness.

2. No matter how bright the light is, it cannot replace the warmth you once gave me.

3. How can we continue this story when the leading actors have already left?

4. Loyalty is nothing more than betrayal with too few chips.

5. Where will those people I once loved deeply be in a few years?

6. It is easy to forgive, but not so easy to trust again.

7. The rain is falling, and my heart is sinking.

8. If you have a dream, chase it. Rather than not regretting it, it is better to regret it after doing it.

9. The deeper the night, the more I miss you.

10. Thank you for making me perfect from head to toe.

11. Are you lonely every minute I miss you?

12. Listen to the songs you like quietly, and watch the people you like from a distance.

13. My biggest dream: to go to heaven alive.

14. I want to use the time of a song to express our happiness.

15. What I call dreams is to dream at night and daydream during the day.

16. In my eyes, there is our story.

17. My new style of romance is to look at the blue sky alone.

18. Who can make false feelings appear true?

19. Always remain reserved, this is the way of a woman.

20. Time is very slow and it is difficult to blink of an eye. Only half of youth is left.

21. If you don’t want to grow old together, why bother not letting go.

22. Life is like a play, and everyone is just role-playing.

23. It’s all your fault, and there’s no point in admitting it now.

24. Your smile fluttering in the wind sends a signal of love to me!

25. You are the little star that shines brightly in the sky.

26. Blacklist, you deserve it.

27. When the wind leaves, it will not return to its original place.

28. Don’t bother each other, because we once loved each other deeply.

29. Others review before the exam, but I preview. How to make your wife happy, sentences to make your wife happy

Kiss her often, when she is not paying attention.

Hold her hand when crossing the road. Even if there is a quarrel.

If one day she wants to leave you, you will either keep her or let her go. Tell her to come to you when she feels wronged.

Get along with her with a grateful heart. When you want to lose your temper, you have to learn to be patient.

In the middle of the night, he deliberately pulled the quilt towards him to make her closer to him.

I heard her tell me to eat on time, drink more water and eat more fruits, and then kissed her after saying she was wordy.

When there was thunder, he put her in his arms to sleep, and then said: I am afraid.

Help her wipe the cream and jam left on her mouth after eating.

Leave a little stubble and prick her when you kiss her.

When it rains, she holds an umbrella and steps into the water with the same steps to prevent the weather from affecting her mood.

Go to a restaurant and order the dish she likes. If she really can’t order it, order something she hasn’t tried before, and shout out whether it tastes good or not.

Praise her in front of your friends and parents. Whether she is there or not.

You must have your own house, even if it is not big.

Listen to the songs she likes and the movies she likes to watch together, and be moved by her.

Let her lie on your lap and stroke her hair.

Sing to her while she takes a bath so that she doesn’t feel bored.

Coax her to eat nutritious foods that she doesn’t like.

When she ignores you, imitate her movements, her voice, her expressions, and her coquettish words.

When you send her home, you must send her to the door and tell her that you will pick her up tomorrow.

Never stare at other women in front of her, and never let her catch you watching porn.

She can always conjure up a candy she likes to eat at any time.

If you have an accident one day, I hope she can find someone to love her and take care of her for you.

Use a couple's toothbrush, and then secretly swap your toothbrush with hers.

When she is tired, give her a squeeze on her shoulders, a squeeze on her feet, and then tickle her soles to make her happy.

Secretly recorded her walking around and sleeping. No matter if she is cheating or threatening, she will not delete it.

Hug her for no reason.

I must read what she writes carefully and understand her inner self.

Make her something she likes to eat and take a walk on the weekends.

Carry her on your back or stop to hug her in public.

When walking on the street, he will not be more than one meter away from her.

Take good care of her in front of her friends and let them know that she made the right choice.

Take care of her carefully in front of your friends so that she doesn't feel that you are neglecting her.

Accompany her to her favorite city or country in her lifetime.

You like her to hug you when you sleep, but when she turns her back, you must turn around and hug her again.

Take pictures of her while she is doing housework and tell her she looks beautiful in an apron.

If she is sick, you must take good care of her, because she is most vulnerable at this time. Make lots of soup for her.

There must be a picture of her in the wallet.

When I come back from get off work, I will definitely say loudly: Wife, I’m back.

When she is in a daze, cooking, mopping the floor or lying on the balcony, you will hold her from behind.

She is not allowed to say sorry. Tell her this is an imperial edict. But you can use the four words "husband is so nice" instead.

Even in winter, if she says she is thirsty, you will get out of bed and help her get some water, but when you come back, she must help you warm up.

When she doesn’t have much money in her wallet, you will give it to her and say: Buy me a pair of socks, no need to look for it.

When entering the restaurant or leaving the library, be sure to hold the door open for her to let her go first.

Accompany her to buy groceries and negotiate prices, while she cooks and you make soup.

Cover her with a quilt when she is half asleep and half awake. When she wakes up, first look at her sleeping, and then kiss her forehead.

Serve her hot brown sugar water during her special period, and then watch TV as if nothing happened.

Occasionally I call her in the morning, listen to her lazy voice, and then ask her what she wants to eat and bring it back to her.

Give her a cute nickname that only you can call.

The background of your mobile phone and computer must be her photo or a photo of you together.

The nickname on the mobile phone must be different from others. When you call her, her sisters will be envious when they see it.

Give her a childish hairstyle at home and call her daughter.

If you go on a business trip, be sure to bring her something. Although it is not expensive, it proves that you are thinking of her all the time.

When she gets in the car, be sure to pull up her seat belt first, and then pull it up for yourself.

When she wants to let go, be sure to hold her for a while longer.

You will never leave her alone, even if you make trouble unreasonably, you must keep her safe.

You can talk to her when you are in a bad mood. If you don’t want to talk, let her hug you.

When the food is just served, you must pretend to be eating it and grab more for her.

When she is helpless, you can accompany her to climb mountains and watch the sunset.

Let her fall in love with the game you love, and let her fall in love with the team you love.

Get a pet together.

Write an article where she can see it.

Take her to amusement parks, movie theaters, libraries, museums, comic exhibitions and small bars.

There is a song about our story. I have to sing every time I go to KTV.

When she wants to discuss things with you or talk about unhappy things, she must put down what she is doing and listen carefully.

Never be cold-hearted after a fight. After coaxing her, tell her you are doing it for her own good.

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1. I don’t know what kind of morbid psychology this is. Anyway, if I hate someone, I hope everyone around me hates him as much as me

2. I don’t want to be dependent on anyone anymore. The best state is that it’s fine even if you’re here and I still go to bed early when you’re gone

3. I’m lying when I say I’m not jealous. I am not a simple vinegar jar, I am simply a vinegar jar with a ton of dynamite tied to it.

4. Never be stranded alone, give up on yourself and say to yourself that I have been struck out! There will be plenty of home run opportunities in the future, and you will shock everyone who sees you.

5. I have fallen in love, fallen in love, gone crazy, and made trouble, but in the end, what remains is, It hurts

6. People who are separated from each other, no matter how familiar they were, will gradually become unfamiliar.

7. If love could be formatted, what would you say we would do?

8. If you speak in a stronger tone, I feel like you are yelling at me, and I feel wronged and jealous.

9. I can no longer write happy sentences after you leave.

10. Be humble enough to be promising, and be coquettish enough to be fashionable.

11. I hope that the people I care about will stay away from those who cause harm, and be safe every year, even if I never see them again.

12. [Don’t want to struggle anymore, please don’t talk]

13. If anyone dares to curse me for buying instant noodles without seasoning packets, I will curse him for buying instant noodles with only seasoning packets! -

14. [The most regretful thing in school is that my daughter-in-law is by my side but I can’t hug her.]

15. [I didn’t sensationalize you. You are moved]

16. The most important people usually have no remarks because you can recognize them at a glance

17. Since you can tell your secret, It’s not a secret, so be smart and don’t tell anyone else

18. You are like the sun in winter that warms my whole body

19. I hope to use my This undistinguished face can keep your eyes

20. Don’t pretend to be a ghost if you are a ghost, don’t pretend to be a god if you are a human being, don’t pretend to be tight if you are a B, and don’t pretend to be innocent if you are a commodity

21. If I like you, you don’t have to be good-looking

22. I will not add back any blocked person from the blacklist, just like I will not embrace everyone who wants to give up My person

23. Honestly, how dare I say I love you? Even a hug is a luxury.

24. He inquired with a tentative mind, expecting but fearing that he would eventually get an answer he did not want or an answer he had not expected.

25. Xiao Ming is one of the most important figures in Chinese history. The most famous virtual character

26. What qualifications do people who don’t understand me have to point fingers at me. Why do people who don't know me make irresponsible remarks about me?

Twenty-seven, no matter how familiar the number is, there will be a day when the number will be empty. No matter how painful the memory is, it will be forgotten one day

28. At first, I thought the world was so real, but later the reality made me realize that it became cruel

29. Thank you for the setbacks, thank you for the thorns, thank you for the falls, thank you for the ridicule, thank you for the sarcasm, thank you for not giving up on the persistent and lonely me

30. If you are by my side one day, I will not want you:

Three 11. [I hate others baselessly denying my efforts]

32. You underestimate the extent to which I love you

33. The simplest But the most hurtful thing is when you really want to know something about him, he tells you: Don't worry about it.

Thirty-four. Time is as honest as a cast iron fence. No one can pass through or come and go except the wind pruned by dead branches.

Thirty-five. Love, maybe breathing, maybe... Maybe it was those strong winds and heavy rains that gave me the courage.

36. Don’t hurt people who love to laugh, they also cry sometimes.

Thirty-seven. No matter how lonely and lonely we are, we must continue to go on. We must have principles

Thirty-eight. After dinner, the man pays the bill and the woman pays the bill. They are a couple, those who are rushing to pay are the classmates, and those who don’t want to pay are the brothers...

Thirty-nine, swallow your grievances and tears, don’t lose if you can’t afford to lose. , if you can't die, stand up and tell everyone who looks down on you: I am fine!

40. We are all short-sighted, blurring the happiness closest to us

41. Maybe you will die if I have too many poisonous cells approaching me.

42. Forgot, maybe maybe I won’t forget, it hurts when I think about it and cry, what’s the big deal.

Forty-three. I usually start laughing again after getting angry for a while. In fact, I also want to be cool and ignore people, but I can’t hold it in.

Forty-four , We are busy all day long, noisy and restless like a group of soulless flies, unable to hear the voice deep in the soul

45. I really hate myself for being so indecisive and cowardly.