China's humorous sentences about Valentine's Day.

1, this year's Tanabata does not accept gifts, only boyfriends.

2, Tanabata with yourself, you can save money, no rival in love.

Due to the long-term separation, the cowherd and his cow are together, and the Qixi Festival is cancelled. Please tell each other.

4. Happy Tanabata. I'm here to pay tribute to your early years.

Every year on Tanabata, you are all celebrating Tanabata, but I am drinking 7-up.

6. History is always strikingly similar. Single on Tanabata the year before last, single on Tanabata last year and single on Tanabata this year.

7. Are you short of light bulbs on Valentine's Day? You sit and eat without talking. I'll leave after eating. Really, I can also take pictures and retouch your pictures.

8. This Tanabata, let's hold each other's hands, cross the Cowherd and Weaver Girl Bridge in the sky, and let the red line of feelings pull between us.

9. Today is Tanabata. Those who like me haven't confessed to me yet. They are really calm and steady people.

10, don't ask me out on Tanabata, I want to play at home for a day and watch it continuously, and wipe out a pair with a light finger.