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What wonderful things have you encountered about renting a house?
2. I just graduated from renting a house in a village in the city and met peeping tom, a wretched pervert. I told the landlord that they didn't think it was a big deal. Ten days later, I left home, and I really couldn't stand it.
About 20 10 years ago, I rented a house near Changchun Automobile City. A woman rented me a second suite with a master bedroom at the price of 500 yuan. She lived in a small second bedroom. She told me that she rented it at the total price of 800 yuan every month. Five months later, the landlord came to inspect the house and said that 650 a month was a bit low and should be higher. I said she's not here. Let's wait until he comes back. Her private life is relatively comfortable. Once she was taking a bath and her boyfriend was watching the door. Two days later, she took a bath. The man stopped guarding the door. Look carefully, that man is not alone. It's a pity that the good doorman, alas.
Speaking of renting a house, I remember that I used to live in a large suite, which was divided into seven single rooms. I opened the door and chatted to the door. It smelled bad, and I thought whose toilet was dirty. I said a few words and then closed the door and went to bed. I went out to do business the next day, only to find that someone was taking a shit at the door. . . . . Instantly messy. .
When renting a house for the first time, it felt good because there were not many beds in the apartment in the city center. But before long, a fat man came and my nightmare began. Snoring in the middle of the night, seamless connection. I moved away the next month. ...
In my senior year, I worked as an intern in Xi 'an, and I didn't provide accommodation. Later, I rented a house. I have never rented a house by myself since I was a child. Renting a house for the first time, I didn't expect to encounter wonderful things. Let's talk about the wonderful things I met!
I found a house in a residential area in Xi 'an, and the facade is not bad. After half a year, I stopped living. As soon as I handed over the house, the landlord said that he would deduct 200 yuan for furniture damage. He also said that this is an industry rule, that the sofa will depreciate when the wall is dirty, and that things not mentioned in the rental premise will not be deducted when checking out. It was supposed to be cleaned up before the handover. She came over early and said that the cleaning was not done well, and then said that it would take more than two hours, which made me sweat. Later, I found a scratch on the TV. She turned on the TV and didn't even notice. Generally, she didn't notice that the deposit of 1000 was not deducted enough and asked me to pay for it. Heaven and earth conscience, I didn't check it so carefully when I moved in. I have never seen such a landlord. She also said that she was a reasonable person, called a large group of people to come over and said that she wanted an intermediary to solve it, and the intermediary did not listen to suggestions. Later, because I didn't want to worry, I lost another thousand, which was considered charity. She will rent again in the future, and it is estimated that this will happen again and again. But renting a house, there will definitely be furniture wear and tear, even if people don't live. This is my first time renting a house, and I have never experienced such a thing. It's really my first time. It's really depressing to encounter such a thing. From then on, I finally understand why I have to buy a house now, and renting a house is simply not reliable!
I once met a strange girl when renting a house. A girl in the same building always waits for my boyfriend at the elevator in the morning. My boyfriend and I are gay and my boyfriend is not handsome. I don't know what that girl sees in my boyfriend. She invites my boyfriend to eat something delicious, or she always finds an excuse to boss my boyfriend around. Forget it. She knocked at my door in the middle of the night and I fell asleep and woke up. My boyfriend is still asleep. My boyfriend doesn't know if he's awake. He said, "Have a good sleep and turn around and snore again." The next day, I told my boyfriend that he didn't hear me. He told me that knocking at the door in the middle of the night would not allow anyone to open the door. Later, several times, after twelve o'clock, the girl knocked at the door. It's a little annoying to be woken up more often. One night, I patted my boyfriend hard to wake him up. Do you hear someone looking for you? My boyfriend is also very angry. He just wants to open the door. I followed him out and caught him because there was no knocking at the door. The next day, I met that girl and asked her why you knocked at the door at night. She said she didn't knock. Boyfriend, so nervous, can't understand other girls' thoughts. If he is unhappy, just wipe his face and say that he has slept during the day and knock at the door at night. The girl opened her eyes wide and looked like she was going to cry, but she still said she didn't knock. Later, without my knowledge, the girl confessed to my boyfriend. My boyfriend came back and told me that he didn't know what that woman liked about him. I said, why don't we move? My boyfriend said I would move to a nice place. I said I always felt strange, but my boyfriend didn't want to move, so I didn't mention it again. The girl didn't wait for my boyfriend at the elevator. After more than half a month, I met my next-door neighbor on my way back from work one day. The young man who lives next door is about my age. He told me that he saw a woman standing in front of my house several times. He wanted to tell me that's what happened. In the evening, I mentioned moving with my boyfriend again. If I don't agree, I will say in his ear that he is bored and agrees. Later, on the day of moving, we met that girl again. My boyfriend just ignored her, and I had nothing to say to her, so I moved away with my boyfriend.
The landlord is an ordinary-looking woman in her twenties. She has been married for three years and has no children. Her husband is doing business in Guangzhou and guarding a five-story building.
That day, when I went back, I met her in a daze with a racket. I suggested playing with her, and she readily agreed. Because it is summer, I wear very little clothes, and my chest rolls up and down when I run the ball. It didn't take long for me to lose my mind and dare not straighten up. She seemed to realize it, but said without leaving a trace, "Are you tired?" Call another day.
One day, the internet upstairs was disconnected, so I called her to ask why. She said she wasn't sure. The server was on my second floor. Why don't you come down and see if the network cable is loose?
So I went downstairs in slippers and shorts and knocked on her second floor door. She wore pajamas and shawl, as if she had just woken up. I went into her room to check the network cable and she followed me. When she checked the network cable with me, she bent down. I immediately saw the scenery through my collar. She's not wearing underwear. She seemed to realize something and immediately covered her hands and walked away. I dare not stay any longer.
1, met a second landlord and rented a house with his girlfriend for 50 yuan.
I have raised two dolls in succession, and I don't care if I pee anywhere. The wooden floor is all over.
The smell of smoke, the meat on the chopping block is full of green flies, so I moved in.
The first thing is to wash a sink for them. Finally, move it.
Before, he polished the kitchen with cleaning balls, as well as my own room and guests.
The hall is closed, and his own room to the bathroom is full of endless garbage.
. I cann't believe you called me and said why I don't care about hygiene.
Don't give me back my rent. If you want, go to him in person ... at the airport.
Ready to go on a business trip, crying. There are many wonderful activities. Stop it.
From then on, I know that people who are not suitable for sharing should move out as soon as possible.
2. I just graduated from renting a house in a village in the city and met peeping tom, a wretched pervert. I told the landlord that they didn't think it was a big deal. Ten days later, I left home, and I really couldn't stand it.
My neighbor's house is very big. She divides it into many single rooms for tenants to use.
Among her tenants is a handsome young man. A discerning person knows at a glance that his relationship with the landlady is extraordinary ... One day, she went out together in the QQ car of the male tenant, and a good neighbor asked her, "What did you do with that singing opera just now?" I didn't expect her to answer irrelevant questions. "What opera singer? He is an actor ... ",
Later, this person revealed this to her husband who taught in the countryside, but her husband said, "What's so strange about this? Our two families are in-laws. "
Later, the landlady gave birth to another child. The child looks like neither his father nor his mother. What should be caught is the pirated actor. So the good neighbor asked again, "Who do you think this child imitates?" Who knows that the landlord's husband immediately took it over and said, "Of course, children imitate me. If my children don't imitate me, can they imitate you? " ? A word left the nosy man speechless. ...
In this way, the neighbor really gave the child to the "actor" as an adopted son. When the child could speak, he called the actor "Dad, Dad" loudly, leaving the whole alley speechless.
A mantra on the lips of the landlord's husband is, "Don't eat your own food, fuck other people's hearts …".
When I just graduated, I went to work in Zhuhai, Guangdong. I was worried that I couldn't rent a house before I went, so I rented a colleague's house in the new employee of the company. I was wearing autumn trousers, down jackets and boots from the north. These clothes were not used in the end, so I neatly folded them in boxes and put them under the bed. A month later, I took them out and saw that they were all green. ...
For the second time in my life, I want to find a higher floor to avoid the humidity. I didn't expect to find a house that basks in the sun every day and the air conditioner doesn't cool. I didn't sleep every day that summer. Standing at the window in the middle of the night, sighing about life. This is really an unforgettable summer. It's noisy and hot.
Later, I rented a house, the air conditioning was good, and the house was quiet. However, there are mice in the house. I'm afraid it's no use sticking the door tightly with foam and tape. So the first thing I do when I come home from work every day is to beat the mouse. Later, the mouse disappeared, and cockroaches kept coming in the house. I have to kill a group of cockroaches with drugs every day.
Renting a house in recent years, I found that the landlord of the village in the city never gave a refund of the deposit. At first, he always speaks with dignity. Once you live in it, water and electricity are always charged at random. If something is broken, you have to pay for it yourself. This is not a pit word.
It is said that many years ago, I just came to this city, just got married and had no extra savings, so the conditions were average.
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