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A divorcee. Tell me about it.

1, funny, parents are getting divorced, and people who are almost 50 years old have finally decided to separate after nearly 20 years together. I don't know what will happen to me and him. It's just funny. Fragmented. I have decided to divorce. I survived all the hardships, but I couldn't beat the arrival of money. Is there anything to encourage me? I thought he would contact me actively today, but he didn't. I was a little sad, but I decided to divorce. It's best not to contact. I didn't contact before, but I have come over. 4, people are old, how can they not sleep! Think of something that has been bothering you for a long time, and you can't make a decision indecisively! ! What are we going to do? What if we are divorced and have a pair of children? 5. I want to do divination. Hey, this is fate. I was struggling when I was not divorced. Now I'm divorced. Besides, am I right? Is fate the same for me? My life is so hard. 6. I decided that if I get divorced in the future, if the baby doesn't like me, I will ask anyone who doesn't like me. 7. My best friend said that she decided to divorce. I didn't speak, she continued, if I don't get a divorce, I'll be sorry for myself! 8. A married female classmate with a baby suddenly told me that she decided to divorce. I said I didn't feel love, and I didn't really love anyone else. 9. I read on the Internet that the post-80s generation has become the group with the largest divorce rate, so I also decided to divorce. 10, I love telecom broadband for 5 years, but I don't love you. I decided to divorce you. Goodbye, go through the formalities tomorrow. 1 1, and finally decided to divorce. I also thought about not letting go, condemning him as a victim, not agreeing to divorce, making the divorce process extremely complicated, and public opinion threatened him. If you don't let me feel better, I won't make you happy, but suddenly I feel that this is what I want? 12, decided to divorce today. I love you very much, but I really can't stand your bad temper. I want a baby. I love you very much. I love you very much. 13, that's it. The road has come to an end, and there is no wave in my heart. I can live a better life alone, I just hope I won't be so sad in the future →→→→ I decided to divorce, resolutely and endlessly. . . 14. Don't be soft-hearted when you decide to divorce. It is a waste of youth to be with such a love rat. Don't use children as an excuse, leave yourself a way out. 15. I was heartbroken when I was divorced before, but now I decide to divorce. I don't feel any heartache. I suddenly got divorced. I feel good and my heart is broken. At least I won't. Think about the decision I have made in my life that I have never regretted, that is, I regret getting married and regretting the beginning. This is the end. No one believed my decision to cry. If I get divorced, can I live alone? 17. Maybe I will have love in the future. When people ask me, I say my parents are divorced ... in fact, I fully understand and think it is their best decision. 18, listening to his snoring, not sleepy at all. I'm getting divorced tomorrow. I don't know if anything will happen. Leaving is the best decision. 19, decided to divorce and cheer for yourself and your children! I will never be hurt again. 20. I'm getting a divorce. When I made this decision, my pillow was wet with tears. He has sung three songs in a row. This is the difference between loving and being loved, isn't it? 2 1. Sister decided to divorce. I think the tears of her big heart are about to fall, not to mention that she is a mother! A person who wants a divorce: 2 1. Some people say that divorce at the beginning of marriage is just an idea, and the seven-year itch after running-in is the biggest hurdle. Some people say that when we are together, we can stand the wind and waves, but we can't stand it. When you are in love, no one ever thinks that the truth of marriage is trivial. In daily chores, do you occasionally forget the initial heart of love at that time? I really want a divorce. Can't I afford to raise your children? Eat your food, drink your water and sleep on your kang! 3. When will it end? I really want to get a divorce and live alone. A person can at least guarantee personal safety. I have long wanted to get a divorce. I have long wanted to leave you. From the time the marriage was bad, and from the time you went to see the baby, I knew that this marriage could not continue. I've been looking for the right next one. Many people say that as long as women are willing to do it, many people can join hands with them and live a happy life. Life is a compromise again and again, and many people come here in this way. I always think of this sentence when I see a woman who wants a divorce but can't bear it. 6. The same is true of marriage. Both husband and wife want a divorce, every day, but they still maintain it in the end because they are afraid of the unknown. This man is bad, but who knows what will happen to other men? Maybe not as good as him. At least you are used to this man's shortcomings, he is tolerant and rough-skinned. Another man may have to take off a layer of skin and endure it again. So people continue to stick to what they know. 7. I just want a divorce. Divorce will make me feel very happy. He has been persistent and has no feelings. Why not let go. Come to think of it, I have no reason to come back to you again. I am stubborn. If I leave, I'd rather find someone else, or a person. 8. Married and half-lived, in worse health, not happy at all, not happy at all, but more anxious, depressed, lonely and wanting a divorce. 9. Damn it, I can't live this life any longer. I really want a divorce. 10 We like to immerse ourselves in the pain of getting fat day by day, but forget the happiness brought by delicious food. Immersed in the pain of not finding a job after graduation, I forgot the excitement of beingno. 1, immersed in the pain of always wanting to get divorced, but forgot the happiness when I got married ... and then complained about the hardships of life and teased the injustice of the world. Actually, it's not necessary People are marching on the road of satisfying their own desires, actively pursuing and passively waiting for the so-called "pleasure in suffering" at the highest level. Grasping all the moments that can make you happy is too short and precious, because the pain must be long. 1 1. When a man wants to divorce and marry San Xiao, he tries to say to his three-year-old son, "Son, your mother is not beautiful or fat. Can I give you a beautiful new mother?" The three-year-old son didn't look up and said, "No change! Your mother is old, her teeth have fallen out and her legs are lame. Why not change your mother? 12, the man wants to divorce his wife after making money, and the wife wants to divorce him when the man can't make money. 13, I really want a divorce, and I have been living with my children since then. There are many things missing in my life. No one really cares about your kindness to you. Only your parents and others are so vain and hypocritical. 14, men are all liars, right? It is perfunctory to say that you are the only woman in my heart the next day, that I don't want to divorce, that I want to break up with my wife, that I don't think so in my heart, and that I praise you for being cute and beautiful. 15, if you are likely to get a divorce, you should leave by all means. If you don't want to leave, if you dare not leave, if you don't make up your mind, you will never leave. If you have children in the future, you will never leave. 16, I really want to get married before marriage, and I really want to get divorced after marriage! What should I do? 17, there is no contradiction in principle, just because of family chores, divorce is really not worth it, especially if there are children. Find another one who can guarantee that the spouse will be good to the children and there will be no family conflicts? When I was young, I was very angry and wanted a divorce. When I am old, especially when I am sick, I feel that marriage is still reliable. 18, marriage must have some emotional foundation, otherwise the one who feels cheated after marriage always wants to divorce and cheat, and everyone is very wronged. 19, people who really can't get through before the age of 30 and want to divorce, divorce and remarry, don't think about having children. Everything will be fine. Giving birth to a child needs to find someone who can live a lifetime, and finding the wrong person is more harmful to the child. It is not terrible for people to make mistakes once, but to make up for them with mistakes. Including falling in love, breaking up with the wrong person, is it necessary for people to pay for their temporary mistakes all their lives? Don't be silly. 20, insomnia, anxiety, I don't know what to do in the future, there is no comfort, only tears accompany me, I don't know how to become like this, I should be happy, but only lonely, has nothing to do with distance. I believe that at this moment, he should sleep well, not knowing my difficult mental journey, and really want a divorce, really, really, really, not angry words, really. You are so cold and violent to me. Only I know what you have experienced. My heart is so cold, so cold, so cold, so cold, so cold ... Let's go, let's go, there's always a voice shouting in my heart, but looking at the child, so small, without a father. In fact, what's the difference between him and having no father now? Forget it, maybe it's really hard to take that step, but I have to be prepared. God knows 2 1, sometimes I really want a divorce. I never feel that he loves me, so I live in a daze without any communication. This is not the married life I want.