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Grandpa's cooking composition 1

Today is the company's annual physical examination. On the way back, the topic of chatting is naturally inseparable fr

Six rice compositions made by grandpa

Grandpa's cooking composition 1

Today is the company's annual physical examination. On the way back, the topic of chatting is naturally inseparable fr

Six rice compositions made by grandpa

Grandpa's cooking composition 1

Today is the company's annual physical examination. On the way back, the topic of chatting is naturally inseparable from health. Pan Xiao and Xiao Liang, my colleagues, and I were sitting on the small cross-country road of Lu Zong, and talked about my colleague A Chong who left us suddenly after the physical examination last year, as well as some health topics about myself, relatives and friends. ...

Liang Xiao talked about his grandfather who died of myocardial infarction, which caused me to miss him. I remember that it was the Spring Festival of the Millennium, and on the second day of the New Year's Day, our family, who seldom went to pay New Year greetings to Grandpa, got together. Even my father went to my uncle's house with us. Usually, he stays at home. My little cousin and brother-in-law who worked in Wuxi also came back for the Spring Festival that year. Grandpa, who is nearly ninety years old, looks very happy. He got up and went for a walk. He sat in the chair at the door, eating his favorite Baba. After a few minutes, the relatives sitting next to him found that he had no voice and felt that something was wrong, only to find that Grandpa had stopped breathing. He still sat in the chair, closed his eyes with a smile, as if he were asleep, still so kind!

Grandpa is very strong. At the age of 88, he has no illness at all, which has a lot to do with his hard work all his life! Cleaning, growing vegetables and weeding, grandpa can't be idle all day. My uncle said that some time before his death, when the weather was fine, he insisted on going to the vegetable garden to tidy up. In my impression, there are always endless vegetables in my uncle's garden, as well as grapefruit, lime and orange. My uncle said that it was all planted by my grandfather. Grandpa comes to my house several times a year. If I come home from school and find the road in the distance cleaned, I know it must be my grandfather. Neighbors all know that there is a hardworking grandfather in my family. When he comes, he cleans the house before and after, and everyone is envious. We have always been proud of Grandpa!

Grandpa's cooking composition II

My grandfather is over 70 years old this year. He is short and dark. His eye socket is deep and his eyes look big, just like those of foreigners. He has deep lines on his head, especially when frowning, which can kill mosquitoes. Although my grandfather is over 70 years old, he has shiny black hair.

Speaking of grandpa, there are many special topics, such as his temper, which is particularly violent, just like burning straw. After a little disappointment, it got angry, and it was good to say it. The fire came and went quickly. I once went back to my grandfather's house for dinner at noon. My grandfather is busy cooking in the kitchen. When we were watching TV, I didn't know when my grandfather had filled the table. "Don't look, hurry up to wash your hands, eat quickly, why don't you move? After a while, the children's meals were cold. " Grandpa wiped his sweat and waved us to the table for dinner. I said, "Grandpa, wait a minute, and then eat after reading this." "No, hurry up to eat, hurry up to eat, I'm going to play cards. I think the master looks wrong and will be angry soon. In order to avoid pain, wash your hands and eat quickly. Then grandpa added more food to us. Before we finished eating this piece, he put on another chopstick, piled a bowl full of rice for a while, and looked at me and smiled. I said, "Grandpa, you also eat." "You eat, you eat, I'll eat later. "

Grandpa's voice is also very loud. As soon as he speaks, he can hear his own voice from a distance without a microphone. When he was young, others called him "Song Cannon". You can imagine how loud his voice is. For example, grandpa often plays cards with his grandparents downstairs, and the red-faced struggle between him and his grandparents resounds through the sky and can be heard upstairs.

He is also humorous, telling a joke or two from time to time, which makes us laugh our heads off. Maybe my grandfather is a soldier, and he is very diligent. His cooking is delicious, delicious, delicious. Look at my figure, it's my grandfather's contribution.

This is my grandfather, a "multi-faceted" grandfather.

Grandpa's cooking composition 3

Today is my grandfather's birthday. Our family set off early after one o'clock in the afternoon. We happily got into my father's sports car and sped on the highway.

Father said to us hesitantly, "Why don't we have a good swim at the seaside first?" Needless to say, I haven't gone swimming at the seaside yet. Of course, I have to see this fake "salt water"! It's only 2: 30 anyway. When we got into the water, we felt cool, and the salty sea water flooded into my mouth. The water is so turbid, so cool and so naughty. Small waves make my brother sometimes afraid and sometimes playful.

At six o'clock, my father's thunder called all our brothers and sisters up from the sea! Dad said, "It's six o'clock. It's time to eat grandpa's meal. "

We invited a foreign country to have dinner at Happy House Restaurant. Dad is a stranger here, and it took us a long time to find this restaurant. We went up to the second floor and saw my grandfather and one or two uncles and aunts. Grandpa asked me how many points I got in the Chinese exam, and I blurted out, "98 points." Grandpa praised me! We waited and waited, and finally we got everyone. Wow! There are many people! Let's find our seats and take them.

At first, the waiter brought some good dishes. Our guests were rude, so we just ate our own food without saying "dinner" first.

At this time, many waiters dressed in black toasted our 70-year-old man. This spectacular scenery makes all parents here devote themselves to toasting grandpa. These waiters are really gods in heaven!

We children are afraid to go, maybe we are shy! After this spectacle passed, it entered the horse guessing activity. Adults who can guess horses will challenge the winner, and the loser will be fined a glass of wine.

It was late at night, and our birthday party broke up.

After sitting at grandpa's house for a while, dad's alcohol cooled down and we "galloped" home.

Grandpa's cooking composition 4

Grandpa is 82 years old this year. The hair is gray and sparse, the forehead is covered with fine wrinkles, the double eyelids are completely sunken, the eyes are sunken, and the face is covered with traces of years. People say grandpa is still young, but I know grandpa is old.

A long time ago, there was a riddle about what had four legs in the morning, two legs at noon and three legs at night. The answer to this riddle is man. Yes, my grandfather has three legs now. If it weren't for the illness last year, maybe grandpa still has two legs.

I remember that my grandfather was knocked down by a stone with water in his hand that summer and fell out about one meter. Grandpa said he didn't break it, so the family didn't take care of it, but after that, Grandpa became ill. Grandpa is very cold in very hot weather, so grandma must put on thick clothes and cover him with a thick quilt. But grandpa is getting worse and worse, and he can't even walk. My mother invited a doctor to see a doctor at home, but it didn't get better after several injections. Grandma accidentally opened grandpa's clothes and saw black blood bubbles all around her waist. I'm a little sick and a little scared. The doctor said to pick up the blood bubbles before applying them. After applying the medicine, grandma will bathe grandpa with the prepared hot water. It smells like carrion when washing. Looking at the open meat, I feel sorry for grandpa.

Grandpa should be in good health. He suffered from cerebral hemorrhage and was hospitalized several times. Now he is still in good health, and I am very happy.

Grandpa can walk when he is free, but not as fast and powerful as before. Time is really cruel. When I was a child, my grandfather always took me to play poker. Now I spend most of my time sitting in a daze.

Time is slow, don't let grandpa get old, and don't hurt him in the years.

Grandpa's cooking composition 5

Today, we came to an ordinary restaurant. Today last year, we also celebrated my grandfather's birthday here. The number of people this year is the same as before. There are eleven people, namely grandparents, my uncle, our family and my aunt's family.

When we arrived at the hotel, we waited for our parents outside. When grandpa and dad came together, aunt said to her brother, "What should I say when grandpa comes?" My brother didn't answer, so he said to his father, "Grandpa." Then we went into the house to order. I heard that my brother has a toothache and can't eat anything too hard today, but my uncle ordered him fried meat. As soon as my brother saw the meat, his toothache stopped. My brother's eating is so ugly. Fried meat was caught again and again, regardless of whether others ate it or not. My angry aunt always hit him when the table turned. While eating meatballs, he almost finished eating them himself before others did, and kept saying, "Yummy! Delicious! " A table was extremely popular, especially Xiao Yan, who said loudly, "Ma Xiangyu, what can you do? You can't be as obedient as your brother! " I performed very well that day and was well received by everyone, especially my aunt: "liangye has become a big boy, taller, thinner and more handsome." I am elated by what I said, and my heart is full of joy. My brother pouted and started fooling around. He kept saying, "Go home, go home, go home …" His feet kept kicking the chair, and the annoying uncle said, "Go home quickly!" Others can finally eat quietly.

Alas ~ when will my brother be sensible? I hope grandpa will be sensible and obedient when he celebrates his birthday next year. I think this is everyone's common wish.

Grandpa's cooking composition 6

My grandfather is a humorous storyteller. He loves me very much and I love him very much.

On Saturday afternoon, I went to my grandpa's house to play, and grandpa was going to tell me stories that I had heard countless times. I haven't told grandpa that I don't want to hear this story.

I sat down obediently, and my grandfather said earnestly, "Your mother was very sensible when she was a child and loved to cry. Once your grandmother put a big apple on the table. Both your mother and uncle wanted to eat it, but your uncle took it away. Your mother cried and said,' My brother took it away.' Your grandmother said,' Then I'll buy some more. Your mother rubbed her eyes and said no. At that time, your mother knew that grandma would be tired running around, so she wouldn't let her buy it! "

I looked at my grandfather and thought: Grandpa should miss the past very much, so he is so affectionate.

Next, my grandfather told me a more interesting thing. My grandfather said, "once your parents went to work and didn't have time to take care of you, they took care of you for us." You shout day and night every day: mom, I want to go home! Mom, come on! " Grandpa couldn't help laughing.

Grandpa likes to recall the past very much. I still remember when I was a child, he used to hold me and play with me. When I grew up, he would tease me when I was a child. He always thought that I had always been a small child. I don't want to upset my grandfather either. I don't want him to think that I will stop playing with him when I grow up. When he plays jokes on me, I always pretend to smile, although it's not funny.

Grandpa is so dedicated, I tell my story over and over again, as if another childhood had passed, as if grandpa would never forget my happy childhood at any time.