A word praising oneself for being funny.

Life is extremely boring, why not entertain yourself? What I bring below is a boast of being funny. I hope it helps you.

1. There was a particularly handsome guy in front of me just now. We looked at each other for a long time, and no one broke the peace. I didn't put down the mirror until my hands were tired.

I didn't have any talent at that time, just because I was handsome, so people who liked me at that time were quite superficial, so now, I like superficial people.

There are no shortcomings except being handsome. Why? Tell me why! How can I be so good!

It's not my fault that I'm handsome It is your own problem that you like me.

If there is an afterlife, I hope I will be less handsome and more ordinary.

6. I am 23 years old, handsome and drunk. I studied literature at the age of seven, practiced martial arts at the age of nine, and picked up girls at the age of 12. He knows everything about astronomy and geography above, but little about it below. Every time he goes out for a walk, he often comes back with a beautiful woman and a handsome guy jumps off a building. He is kind-hearted and helpful. When the primary school Chinese teacher explained the meaning of "handsome boy", I was puzzled. My deskmate secretly handed me a small mirror. As soon as I took a photo, oh, I suddenly understood. ...

7, handsome enough to be wanted.

8. hey. Why haven't I seen anyone more handsome than me?

9. You don't even have a dream. What's the difference with salted fish? -Have you ever seen such a handsome salted fish?

10, finally understand a truth: ugly people should read more books-no wonder some people say that I am not the material for reading since I was a child.

1 1. Don't feel inferior just because you are ugly. For example, I'm not proud of being handsome.

12. I envy people who have stories. Unlike me, I have lived for so long that a handsome word runs through my life.

13. Every time I walk alone at night, I'm so scared. It's so dark and I'm so handsome. I'm afraid others can't see me.

14, I want to say sorry to my friends around me. Over the years, my handsomeness has brought you a lot of trouble.

15, come near me when you think it over. I have nothing but a handsome figure.

16, I wonder why people always say that I am handsome, which is annoying!

17, I feel that life is boring and I can't live any longer. Pick up the mirror and look at yourself, so handsome and beautiful, are you willing to live up to it and spoil it?

18, I have the handsomeness and wit that I shouldn't have at this age.

19, before you are with me, you should know one thing. I have nothing but this handsome face.

20. Some people say that I am shameless, which is sheer nonsense. I am reluctant to give up such a handsome face.

2 1, I know I am handsome, but I am really a little too handsome.

22. I don't have a story, but I have conquered many people with my handsomeness.

23. Visiting the Zen master on the mountain one day: Master, people around you are always talking about how to be a handsome boy. Can you give me some advice? The master smiled and took out a mirror. I suddenly realized: Master, you mean you must pay more attention to your image? -The master said: Look in the mirror and you will know what a handsome boy is!

24. The last time a girl asked me, how many beautiful girls have you chased since you grew up? Did I tell her? A friend of mine told the girl the truth. Usually beautiful women chase him, and that girl fainted at that time.

25. I'm on your list. I don't have to say anything about being handsome.

26. I am often so handsome that my eyes are blurred that I dare not kiss myself.

27. I only hate myself for being too stubborn. Obviously, you can rely on your face to eat, and you have to rely on talent.

28, ranking results, you are ugly, you rank first, I am handsome and free.

29. I am handsome, cool, attractive, well-proportioned, good-looking, young, rich, smart, lively and lovely, generous and graceful. Extraordinary spirit, the top ten outstanding in the country.

30. People who say I'm sick are jealous of my handsomeness and wit.

3 1, can a handsome and talented rich man like me only die alone?

32. Why don't I have a handsome deskmate, but my deskmate does?

33. I admire Madame Curie. She is not disturbed by her beauty, but immersed in her scientific career. Because I'm sure I can't do it, she is often carried away by her handsomeness.

34. A handsome guy like me was found by the teacher as soon as he was absent from class.

35. The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but when you look at the photo of this handsome guy, you don't know where he is.

36. I have been bearing the handsomeness that I shouldn't have at this age. I'm so tired.

37. If Shuai Neng were a meal, Ben Shuai Neng could feed 3 billion people.

38. From now on, keep a low profile and mystery, and never mention your handsome and handsome.

39. Some people say that I am handsome, and I am angry. I am smart, brave, witty, kind, considerate, gentle, lovely and generous. Why just say I'm handsome?

40. Others praised me for being too handsome, and I praised others for their good eyesight.

4 1, although I am handsome, I am very low-key!

42. Baidu: Is anyone more handsome than me? The result shows: Sorry, I can't find it.

43. If being handsome is a mistake, I'm willing to repeat it.

44, so annoying! Why do people only see my handsome face, but they don't know that there is a smart brain behind me?

45. Why don't I have a handsome deskmate, but my deskmate does?

46. I once took part in a world-wide lying contest and won the first place because I said "I'm not handsome".

47, Valentine's Day is afraid that the object is too handsome to be taken away? Do not look at me. It's no use looking at me. I am more handsome than him.

Call me handsome, I don't mind, but don't involve my friends, it's none of their business, they are just a group of innocent fools.

49. Being a handsome boy is painful, and you grotesque people won't understand.

50. On the bus today, I was told not to carry inflammable and explosive articles. I decided to get off the bus because I was so handsome.