The truth in jokes, a selection of April fool's day confession sentences

Because I know I can't live without you, I will cherish it even more. I'll give you a confession on April Fool's Day!

1. Like is like you, pure natural without adding.

I don't want temporary tenderness, just your company.

I want to hold your hand forever.

4. Go to every corner of the world together. You heard me right. I am happy and sad with you.

Wait a minute, the mountain is in the south and the water is in the north. I will definitely go with you.

Looking back on all the heartache in the past year, you still won the first place.

7. All the other children answered. When will you pick me up?

8. I'm afraid I love you too obviously, but I'm afraid you can't see it.

9. Take good care of yourself. I don't want to wait until my next life to love you.

10. The earth is still getting heavier and the world is still impermanent. I love you forever.

1 1. Every April Fool's Day, many truths will surface.

12. Even on April Fool's Day, I dare not tell you that I like it, because I am afraid that you will take it as a lie.

13. I'm 30 years old and I'm not married. My parents urged me, and I got angry. I bought a photo of Xifeng and said to them, You forced me to get married, and now this woman is willing, so should I get married? ? Mom took the phone and said, Beautiful and handsome girl. ? Happy April Fool's Day!

14. April Fool's Day, the most wanted joke, shall we make up?

15. Today is April Fool's Day, so be careful; Friends have bad intentions and make you happy; Someone is kind, don't be sincere; Always be careful, be careful when carving; Send you a concern, may you feel at ease today. Happy April Fool's Day!

16. The biggest sorrow is that there is not even a confession on April Fool's Day. 17. It's April Fool's Day again, and you can confess to the person you like.

18. A drop of water is very small in the ocean and very large in the desert; Red-crowned cranes are small in cranes and large in chickens; You are small in the crowd and great in the pigsty! Happy April Fool's Day in 2020!

19. The first kiss gave cigarettes, romance gave wine, confusion gave eyes, rhythm gave music, first night gave dreams, body gave lovers, derailed gave trains, madness gave brains, and the clearest blessing gave you: Happy April Fool's Day!

In fact, April Fool's Day is celebrated every day with the right friends.

2 1. If you must compare with a pig, I think you are different from it in at least two aspects: First, you can eat more than it. Second, it is smarter than you.

22. I dreamed of you last night: eating a Manchu banquet and living in Shangri-La; Get dressed and take a Cadillac; Look at the scene and enjoy a happy life; Travel around the world, lottery period? I wish April Fool's dream come true!

April Fool's Day is not a holiday for fools, but an opportunity for swindlers to tell the truth.

Let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, there was an idiot. He is so stupid that he just shakes his head or answers any questions others ask. No? Have you heard this story?

25. Fooling is not my purpose; Confession is what I really mean. I miss you, not only the moon, but also my blessing. I only tell you the truth about April Fool's Day: I really miss you, and I hope you can send me a message to show that you haven't forgotten me.

26. It is called beauty because she is beautiful; He is called handsome because he is handsome; He failed, because his name is Ao Bai, and he called you a scoundrel, because you are cuter than anyone else. Happy April Fool's Day!

27. The fairy told me in my dream: Today, you will have good luck and peach blossom: whether you play mahjong or buy lottery tickets, you will win; You will meet the person who loves you and the person you love, whether it is the same person or not; The fairy also said that today is April Fool's Day. I wonder if it will work?

28. Brother Fool, on this big day when all people in China can be fools, I wish you never to change your stupid mind. Be happy when you are stupid, be happy when you are stupid, and be happy when you are stupid. Oh, digress, happy April Fool's Day!

I know it's rude to call others stupid, but today is an exception. I must wish you a little silly, because fools are blessed. Today is April Fool's Day. It's more convenient to play the fool and accept the fool! 30. A young couple watched pigs run in the cinema, and his girlfriend asked her boyfriend why pigs always eat there! The boyfriend replied: popcorn is delicious, and the girlfriend asked: Why is the pig stupid there? Boyfriend replied: Today is April Fool's Day, because someone is stupid with piggy!

3 1. These days, there is simply no fairness: students have to test their grades, workers have to test their performance, leaders have to test their political achievements, April Fool's Day is coming, they have to test their brains, and they have to be nervous and have a high IQ to occupy the highlands!

32. If the sky is sentimental, if the sky is old, if the moon is long and round, if the river is endless, if it is unintentional, it will follow! Knowing you is the first day forever. I like you more than before. Playing you is the source of my happiness. Happy April Fool's Day!

Frankly speaking, I like you very much. Your eyes, walking posture, happy expression, coquetry and even the way you sleep fascinate me! But what annoys me most is that you don't catch mice and you keep losing your hair!

34. A good flower season is in full bloom. If it is good, it will come every day, and good things are in front of you. Good luck is often picked, good intentions are not bad, good dreams are planted at night, good information is arranged in rows, and a good mood is vast. If everything is thought over, you'd better be a fool and wish you a happy April Fool's Day!

I love you all my life. It's true. Please believe me! You are my baby, I can't live without you! Only I know your heart best, and your eyes are the gentlest! Please look at the third word of each sentence. Happy April Fool's Day!

I am a person, shrouded in darkness, and always want to give you some sunshine. I hope you like my confession on April Fool's Day!