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The function of the alarm clock is to remind me to change my sleeping position

1. Those memories bloom in regret. It has to wait until the flowers fall into mud and dust, and then the memories become what they are.

2. Sometimes the other person keeps dodging your questions. It is nothing more than telling you tactfully that the real answer is cruel

3. Love Apartment, if you don’t come out, we will start school. .

4. Pour your heart, your mind, and your soul into even the smallest things. This is the secret of success.

5. There may be a dark sky in front of you, but you have to believe that the moment when the clouds clear and the sky opens, it will be worth your wait.

6. Since God has arranged for me to survive, then there must be things that need me to do, and there must be people who need me.

7. People who have not seen the sun for a long time are very dazzling when they see the sun for the first time.

8. We who are unable to hesitate can only continue to move forward on the trajectory of life through all obstacles.

9. At night I dreamed that you were back, and the inexplicable heartache was caused by you

10. I would rather be proud and moldy than humble in love.

11. I have never been able to achieve the importance in your heart from beginning to end. You don’t care, and I don’t have to care about you, right?

12. Is this the case for deception, betrayal, and love?

13. I am not good, but there is only one me in the world. Cherish it or not cherish it.

14. The function of the alarm clock is to remind me to change my position to sleep

15. Some things are just knots but are scars

16. If you are not blind , just don’t use your ears to understand me.

17. Once an enemy becomes a friend, he is more reliable than a friend. Once a friend becomes an enemy, he is more dangerous than an enemy.

18. It is clear and obvious with every gesture, just like faith. No matter how difficult it is, how determined it is

19. Either you don’t like me, or you only like me

20. Since there is no love, then please ask me to give up!

21. -Some people have ripped out your heart, but you still pretend it doesn’t hurt, because you love.

22. I love you from the heart, not from the mouth#

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23. Twenty-four. I am used to updating your signature. I am worried about your loneliness and afraid that you will abandon our love.

24. The fate of Russia and Russia is coming to an end soon.

25. We miss some things, but we can live as usual.

26. Feelings are like torn pants, even a good tailor cannot repair them.

27. Only by cutting off your own retreat can you gain a better way out.

28. [I am not afraid of becoming a thorn in anyone’s eyes, I am just afraid of becoming a passer-by in your eyes]

29. I hope that Santa Claus can put all subjects together on Christmas Eve. The answers to the final exam were stuffed into the socks on my bedside

30. Don’t pretend to be weak to win sympathy. That kind of miserable sympathy is more fragile than paper

31. 1. When I wake up, I still have expectations. I won’t give up. I will wait for love. 2021 Complete Collection of Love Talks: For me, sleeping is just another world and missing you.

1. I hug you when you are covered with thorns. I smoothed all your edges and corners, but then I could only watch others holding you, who was almost perfect.

2. For me, sleeping is just another world to miss you.

3. If I can’t be your bride, please let me be your bridesmaid, so that I can at least walk into the church with you.

4. Love is not only about being a good match, but also about meeting an opponent.

---Le Xiaomi's "Qingcheng 2"

5. Only when you have nothing to say can you understand that silence is more painful than quarrels

6. True friendship is not about being inseparable, but about being separated no matter how far apart you are. Far away, but the love remains unchanged.

7. I was so busy that I was so busy that I didn’t even have time to cry.

8. Looking back on the past, the days were full of colorful lights and shadows. The barrier of memory, the once heartbeating voice has gradually faded away.

9. Men are like music, they are always fashionable. If it is not popular, just change it.

10. Every time you go to the corridor with voice-activated lights, they will shout for you. name so I can pretend it's you turning on the light for me.

11. [I want to forget the past, but I want to keep the good things]

12. We will be separated this summer, and I hope time will go slowly.

13. There must be cracks in life so that sunlight can shine in.

14. Don’t be so indifferent to me, I am also a thinking person.

15. I heard that happiness is very simple. It is so simple that it will be diluted by time. The dry sea and broken rocks are not worth your last sentence of "getting together and getting together." Sweet words of love: When I go to sleep, I just miss you in another world!

1. Hold on to every imperfection in your heart until eternity is pieced together.

2. Beauty is an obsession, I insist on it, you can do whatever you want.

3. You made me cry not because you are awesome, but because I am bad. People who can hurt me are people I trust.

4. Joy and happiness are so similar, but is happiness the same as happiness?

5. All of these are the most beautiful growth you have given me along the way.

6. When I sleep, I just miss you in another world.

7. In the final analysis, I am just a coward. The thought of relying on me makes me timid and afraid. 8. The most painful distance is that you are not with me, but you are here In my heart. . . .

9. Along the way, only now have I discovered what I want.

10. Did I not do enough to make you want to break up?

11. There is a long road in the world called dream, and a very high wall called reality.

12. I smiled at the sky, and after I smiled, I Go to sleep.

13. I told him to break up out of anger, but I didn’t expect that he would actually leave.

14. It is better to have met before than never to have met.

15. I know that someone in this world is waiting for me, but I don’t know who I am waiting for. For this, I am very happy every day. Holidays are just like changing places to do homework, right?

1. Only by eating all the time can I retain my full character.

2. The most serious topic between men is talking about their own women, while the easiest topic between men is talking about other people’s women.

3. Rebuke: Why are you late today? Calm answer: My bed is old and needs someone to take care of it.

4. You will naturally stay at home for a long time, and you will naturally become cute when you stay at home for a long time.

5. We are all good students. We will not fall in love or elope. We will accompany you through the small speaker. My surname is Zeng in Class 1, Grade 2.

6. Summary of this exam, in Chinese: Exam, exam, did not break out in the exam, but perished in the exam. In mathematical terms: grades decrease monotonically within the domain. In English: Gameover. In terms of physics: the result is a free fall. In chemical terms: precipitation does not react. To put it in historical terms: November was a bloody week and the war of resistance failed. In political terms: scores devalued, exchange rates fell, and the stock market crashed across the board. In geographical terms: we will enter the polar night in the future. In sports terms: the Chinese men’s football team played against Argentina.

7. People searched for her thousands of times, but suddenly looking back, that person still looked down upon me.

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8. The beauty in the KTV said I was handsome, so I smiled and told her to treat her eyes

9. Wife is the road, friends are the cows, life is only about There are many cows on a road. Don’t go the wrong way when you have money. Don’t sell cows when you have no money!

10. I really want to put an eraser in my head so that I can erase you effortlessly.

11. You always have thousands of reasons but I always follow your feelings.

12. Maybe your own incompetence makes you so unsure of yourself

13. Spit is used to count money, not to reason!

14. Taking a vacation means doing homework in a different place, right?

15. Gaining something is low-level happiness, and asking for nothing is high-level happiness.

16. MM’s signature: Big man all over his body, so hot.

17. I have never become an excellent college student, relying on my strong character!

18. I am just standing there, enduring the pain, waiting to be left alone by you like that. I left it empty and ended up suffering pain and injuries.

19. Top students show off their grades, goddesses show off selfies, rich people show off their wealth, models show off their figures, and I go home during the holidays to bask in the sun!

20. Don’t say you are wrong when everything has been done.

21. Women are doting, and the more they dote, the better they become. You can't let a man get used to you, the more he gets used to you, the more he becomes a jerk! !

22. I heard that you were not doing well, so I sat at the door and had fun all day long

23. If I didn’t hit you, you wouldn’t know that I am both civil and military.

24. Remember: everyone who treats you well, because they could not do so.

25. If you have a heart to learn, you will give birth to a child. Fail the exam.

26. If you kill the birdman, I will be an angel.

27. Three o’clock and one line every day: meeting, dinner, changing rooms for a small banquet.

28. Beijing University of Science and Technology deceived me for four years of college, so I plan to use the knowledge that Beijing University of Science and Technology taught me to deceive society for the rest of my life!

29. Keep walking forward, and there will be a bunch of dogs behind you. If you don’t pay attention, the dogs will bite you without hiding.

30. Good morning! Happy Valentine's Day. Give me a diamond ring. It's on sale now, only 880 yuan.

31. If you don't have medical insurance or life insurance, it's dark. Don't be brave in the future

32. The teacher said: take a long-term view, but as I looked at it, I became farsighted.

33. The typical sign of being single is a flow of traffic The package has long been gone, and more than half of the call package is left.

34. One day I will be depressed when you are no longer around.

35. Some people are destined to only amaze you, but not warm your years.

36. Those who leave me, please continue to move forward and don’t look back.

37. [The most considerate thing about you is actually your shoes. Don’t think it’s dirty because the road you walked is not clean]

38. As long as the hoe moves well, there is no corner that cannot be pried. arrive.