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Looking back 500 times in my last life, I got a "rogue" in my life!

1. Daughter-in-law is Lu, and friends are Niu. There is only one road in life, and there will be many cows on the road. Don't go the wrong way if you have money, and don't sell cattle if you lack money.

If you get it, you will be ruined, and if you lose it, you will regret it.

3. I know that when I look back on the past, those tears will look ridiculous; But I don't know that when I look back, those laughter can also make me cry.

I once passed by your heart, not because I didn't want to stay, but because you refused to take me in.

5. Looking back 500 times in the past life, I got a rogue in this life!

6. Sometimes, when we forgive that person, we can't really be happy. That's because you forgot to forgive yourself.

7. Friendship, once played, is more unforgettable than love.

Don't take my concern for granted. No matter how much I love you, there will be a tired day in the end.

9. No heartless person has ever experienced heartache for someone.

10. Sometimes, people's memories are always so fragile. Often a glass of wine, a song, and an intersection will bring back your memories, just like a mirage.

1 1. You don't love her because of her beauty, but she is beautiful because of your love.

12. There is always a place and a person that moves you and makes you want to stay. There is always someone who says sorry, which makes you feel sad and unforgettable.

13. If the lovers who broke up can still be friends, they have never loved or are still in love.

14. There is a feeling that it is invisible; There is also a feeling that it is invisible online. There is also a feeling called blackening.

15. Sometimes, the reason why you cry is not because you are weak, but because you have been strong for too long.

16. A true friend is when you blind everyone's eyes and can see through your true appearance and inner pain.

17. No empathy at all. You will never feel pain unless the needle goes into your body.

18. Dear past, please stop patting me on the shoulder. I don't want to look back.

19. Life is very strange. It is easy for you to forget what you want to remember, but it is not easy for you to forget what you want to forget.

20. Some people will have a particularly good relationship with you at a certain stage and then stop contacting you for no reason.

2 1. Love is like this. Some people will be left behind in the dust of the years. They cried, laughed, quarreled, quarreled, and were reluctant to leave.

Very cheap QQ talk about: Looking back 500 times in the past life, in exchange for a "rogue" in this life!

1. I looked back 500 times in my last life and got a rogue in my life! 2. Some classes are like Fu Nan Battery, and one class is longer than six classes. 3. The weather is very cold. Does the moon always weave autumn trousers with my red thread? It's not necessarily an angel who wears a ring on his head, it may be Wukong! I used to be a schoolmaster, but later I wanted to see the world of scum and found myself lost. 6. People are unlucky, and drinking cold water will also plug their teeth; Water is even more unlucky, even if you drink it, you will be trapped between your teeth. 7. Part 1: This TM is so cold that it's dead. Why TM? Bottom line: live TM, pour TM mold, wear less TM, whoever TM depends on. Horizontal batch: all TM nonsense. Please cherish the thin people around you, because if one day a gust of wind blows, they will be blown away. 9. Why do you suddenly get lost and have a nosebleed during menstruation? 10. If you are really hungry, you can call me and I will chew some snacks for you. 1 1. In junior high school, the head teacher wanted the Sports Commission to check whether all the girls were here. He said to the Sports Commission: Go and tidy up the girls in the class. The sports Committee member was flattered and asked in a low voice, which one to kiss first? The teacher thought for a moment and said, of course, press the student number! 12. Who gave me QQ cough syrup? I feel that this penguin has not coughed for a long time. 13. The man who came home early told his wife a story. Men who come home late make up stories for their wives. 14. People think I'm looking down. Actually, I was wondering if I should pick up a dime on the ground. Boyfriend: What do you want? Will you stop being unreasonable? Girlfriend: unreasonable, yes, I am unreasonable. As a man, can't you say you are sorry? Just say sorry to me! Boyfriend: Sorry. Girlfriend: Do you think you can just say you're sorry? 16. Don't eat the things in the spoon, look at the things in the pot, think about the things in the bowl, and remember what is not in the pot. Life is like anxiety, but it is thrilling without accurate lyrics. 18. invigilator+geographical location+friendliness of nearby comrades = test score 19. 1987 During his visit to China, the Philippine President said: At least geographically, those islands are closer to the Philippines. Grandpa Deng took a deep breath of his cigarette and said that geographically speaking, the Philippines is also very close to China. You move, we bump, move, move, www. Move once, move once, the boundless horizon is my love. 2 1. Today in the street, I saw a fortune teller and asked him to read my palm. After watching it for a long time, I suddenly looked up and looked at me in horror. Then I knelt on the ground and shouted: Long live the emperor! 22. I want a stable score and can resist the cruelty of exams. 23. It is obvious that the disabled students must start the learning hegemony mode, which not only consumes electricity but also is particularly stuck. 24. I also want to be an elegant lady, but life has forced me to be a bitch. 25. The incredible thing about human beings is that they are the only creatures that can cut down big trees, make paper, and then write on them to protect them. It took 500 times to look back at the past life before I got a pass for this life.

Because I loved it, I won't be an enemy; I won't be friends because I've been hurt. If you need to look back 500 times in this life to get through, it would be great now! In fact, passing by is also a deep fate.

Dreams, scattered forever, swaying in the past; Dream, engrave years, touch thoughts; Dream, low nostalgia, beautiful silence.

The rain washed the pale face and penetrated into the pupil, making it painful and astringent. The world began to become dirty, and the liquid on the corners of the mouth was salty and bitter. Can't tell whether it is the pollution of rain or the bitterness of tears!

If life is colorful, then youth must be the most gorgeous touch; If life is a dynamic blend, then Fanghua must be the most dynamic one.

The hourglass is reversed repeatedly, and the painful relief of life is experienced again and again. How many 99 seconds are there in life? How much courage does it take to bear the pain again and again?

When I said goodbye to you in tears, you just left me coldly, unable to feel your cold eyes, and your heart broke into thousands of pieces.

The past years have passed like water, which has taught me to be sad quietly and to express everything in words, but I am always getting old and forgetting.

Scattered years will keep me in this lonely corner of dusk. In this lonely night, listening to the understanding of Zen, and a moment that should last forever is just a loss at that time.

Time flies on the left bank, and the lonely shadow is melancholy. I am wandering in this empty text, I am infatuated!

One is persistence, two are sincerity, three are vagueness, four are pity, five are tears, six are tenderness, seven are romantic cups, and eight are love for fire. After nine tests, the pot is perfect.

Lonely eyes are silent and quiet. When will they be found in the bright hall and hidden in my dark corner?

The dream is gone, my heart is broken, and I just stay to prepare for separation.

The nostalgia for the past gently entangles my thoughts and makes me sigh. In fact, it has created love in this life, but it is doomed to the tragic drama of parting.

His heart has already changed seasons, and you are still standing on the day he made a promise.

I can see the prosperity, but I can't touch the memories.

Who is pale, who is waiting, who is being sarcastic.

I let go again and again, but I let you cheat again and again.

You are not qualified to judge others.

You are still a unique hero, but unfortunately you are no longer my lover.

I let go again and again, but I let you cheat again and again.

Feelings are fragile, no matter how deep our feelings were before, we can't change your departure.

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I bravely looked into other people's eyes, but I saw my own scars.

Many times, I would rather be misunderstood than explained. Believe it or not, it's in your mind. People who understand me, why explain. I yearn for such a state of mind, regardless of gains and losses!

If you love someone too much, your heart will get drunk; Hating someone for too long will break your heart.

If you can get drunk in the past, memories are hangovers.

It is a temptation to leave generously. Really leave, never say goodbye, and leave quietly.

Love is precious only when it is divided, and many people don't know how to cherish it. I didn't find it until I lost it. In fact, what I know best is the most precious.

I'm very upset. I don't know what to do.

Obviously, you broke in, and finally I couldn't bear to let you go.

How many women now have husbands they loved when they were young?

People who are better than you are working hard. Why don't you work hard?

Finally. Me and you. see you again

Obviously, you broke in, and finally I couldn't bear to let you go.

[The more I don't want to talk, the more my heart hurts]

I'm no different from being invisible online.

He doesn't love me. I can see from his selfishness.

I deserve this, but will you stop laughing so loudly?

Those vows of eternal love, you just talk casually, but I didn't listen casually.

Sunset with my pale face, looking at the land of my hometown.

No matter what hard shape you grow into, what you love most in your heart are gentle stories.

You will never see my sadness, because I am the saddest only when you are not here.

I am eccentric, I am lonely, I am lonely.

Sweet love signature: everyone's heart is full of sadness, but his face says it doesn't matter. How long do we have to pretend?

Life is endless and lonely. Loneliness is the eternal theme of love. I am alone with my shadow. It said it had something to say to me. It says it misses you very much. It turns out that my shadow and I are thinking about you.

Time will tell whether you love me or not, even if we are not together.

Sad music melody, will you turn back?

Don't waste new tears for old sorrows.

Honey, are you tired of playing? My eyes are tired.

Think of me when you are happy, and remember me when you are uncomfortable.

Time will bite, and it will be scarred if you don't leave.

The distant distance turns my homesickness into dust, and the separation of Yin and Yang makes me want to cry.

If there were not so many stories, would we have different endings?

Don't take good words seriously, and don't take bad words seriously.

It's good to have you or not. How do you know the sadness and hardship in the middle?

If your eyes stay on me for half a minute, how can you not see that I am as deep as ever?

If the world abandons you. So, you and you.

When love begins, it is beautiful. When love ended, I was very sad. The reason of distress is that the one who wants to end can't wait to run away, and the one who doesn't want to end seems to be pulling at straws and doesn't want to let go. The imbalance between two people leads to long-term pain, often pain.

Clothes are not as good as new or people are not as good as old friends, or old friends are not as good as old friends.

I miss your heart. Has been deeply rooted in the hearts of the people. cannot extricate oneself

All night, when my dreams were full, I became a sobbing nostalgic person again.

Afraid of getting used to someone's good, and then being mercilessly abandoned.