A classic funny version of a second of laughter

You never know how rich those who look poor are, but I'm different. I look poor.

In the flower season, some people grow into roses, some grow into lilies, and you grow into fleshy ones.

3. I was playing in the swimming pool and suddenly wanted to fart. I couldn't hold back, and a bunch of bubbles came out behind me. The little girl next to her cried and said, "Mom, run! The water is boiling!" " "

Please be old, and don't lead me with inferior thread in the future. It breaks down every once in a while.

Everyone says I am fat. It seems that no one has ever lost weight! Do you know how thin I was when I was the thinnest? 5 Jin! 5 Jin! My mom told me!

If there is one day left in my life, I will definitely go back to class and have a good class, because that's where I think my life is the longest, and every day is like a year.

Every time I don't want to study, I tell myself in the mirror that I must study hard like this, otherwise others will say that that person has nothing but beauty.

Eight. I'm not the kind of cute person who has to think for a long time for fifty dollars. I have to think about five dollars now.

9. Every time someone asks for directions, I point blindly, first, because I don't know the way at all, and second, to teach the world a lesson: don't trust good-looking people casually.

My parents said never to fall in love at school, as if someone would value me.

Xi。 It is said that when sleeping, the mobile phone placed next to the pillow will radiate, which will greatly affect sleep. I was so scared that I quickly threw away the pillow.

12. This is the reality. If you don't work hard, you will be eliminated by society, but if you work hard, you will never give up easily, and you will be eliminated by society in a few years.

Thirteen. Q: What are the advantages of your boyfriend? A: To sum up, it is five words "I will pick a girlfriend".

14. Eating together is called spelling rice, and going home together is called carpooling. You give me the rest of your life and live together. It's called despair.

15. One of my college classmates worked in marketing for one year after graduation, tried to be admitted to the civil service and was assigned to the marriage registration office of the Civil Affairs Bureau. On the first day of work, I came early in the morning to register the newcomers. The man was very polite and gave me a pack of cigarettes and a pack of sugar. The students are very excited. They quickly went through the formalities, got up and shook hands and said politely, Welcome to come again next time.

16. If you eat less than one meal every day, you can save a lot of money over time, which can be saved for treating stomach problems later.

17. Xiaoming in primary school textbooks is always stumped by all kinds of wonderful questions. But Xiao Ming never appeared in the middle school textbook again, so I knew that fool couldn't get into high school!

18. I went home two days ago and saw several scratches on my dad's face, which had just scabbed. Out of concern, I asked what was going on. Dad vaguely said that he hit the door, and the mother next to him proudly said, I am the door.

19. Looking back on my life, I am the biggest official, that is, the QQ group administrator.

Twenty. I practiced yoga these two days, pulled my leg and walked with a little limp. On my way home from work today, I met two handsome guys selling products. One of them wanted to come up and recommend me, and another handsome guy grabbed him. I was a little confused, and then I walked on, and I heard that handsome guy say, don't lie to the disabled!

On the first day of college, I reported to the dormitory that three roommates bought fake tattoo stickers to scare me. I looked at them silently without saying a word, sat on the bed, took out a straw and tin foil, poured a little lotus root starch and lit it. The three of them stared at me blankly for three seconds, too scared to say anything.

Twenty-two You are not a simple and thrifty person. You are poor.

23. Q: Why don't I have a boyfriend? A: If you can take a selfie, why don't you have a boyfriend?

24. Accompanying my wife back to her mother's house, I heard her mother-in-law teaching her sister-in-law: "Can I have a snack when the boss is not young?" Don't you usually eat? Huh? Other girls are afraid of choking on water when they go on blind dates. When they eat two dishes, they say they are full. What about you? Come back to eat Jianweixiaoshi tablets. "