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Wechat is very popular, funny and inflammatory. Say a sentence.

1, in fact, when I am sad, I just want a simple hug and 10 million cash.

Let's fall in love when we have time, and I will continue to have a crush on you when we don't have time.

3, you wait, one day you will be my son's mother!

4. In the vast sea of people, knowing you is a kind of fate. I only hope to exchange my sincerity for your true feelings.

5. Life is always a mess. Fortunately, I make up for it by eating and sleeping.

6. Don't send a circle of friends, you will gradually realize the taste of missing.

7. I planted a seed for reading many years ago, but it is still a seed.

8. I am pregnant, my child. Your child wants milk tea and fried chicken. You got it?

9. I hope that one day, I can say good night to you without using my mobile phone, and you are by my side.

10, tell me when you want to get married, and I will marry you.

1 1, the word hug is really beautiful. My arm bends into a gentle and wide circle and holds you in my arms. Although it is not as long and warm as a kiss, it makes me feel particularly at ease.

12 You see, whoever makes my baby angry should fight. If your girlfriend is still angry with her, you can continue to clap your hands.

13, such a lovely little sister, why are you so angry? Your temperament doesn't match your looks at all, does it? Do I have to verify it? Must I return it when I want it?

14, stop being angry. You look angry, although cute, but not beautiful, and frowning will make your eyebrows deepen a lot.

15. When I first saw you, I was conquered by your arrogance. The first time I saw you, I knew I would be bullied by you for life.

16, beautiful lady, can you give me another chance, and I will make you feel my dedication and happiness with me again.

17, now I don't know why, one mouth is your name and one eye is your appearance. If you can't change it, you don't want to change it!

18, for you, I am willing to give up poetry and distance, and live a poetic life with you from now on.

19, just like the most comfortable: you don't have to be good, I like it; I'm fine, as long as you don't resent it.

20. I believe that a lot of love in this world is casual and doesn't need a reason, just like the answers to those math problems are unsolvable.