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Swear, don't swear, don't talk sarcastically behind your back.
2, kindergarten-level high school students, frog head has congenital disease.
3. Living wastes air, dying wastes land, and dying wastes RMB!
Children go home and buy two bottles of Yan Fujie to honor their parents.
You look like an idiot on the left, a fool on the right, a pig above and a donkey below.
6. A guy like you can only play a piece of shit in a TV series, which is worse than chewing gum knocked over by a dog on the side of the road.
7. Were you kissed by a pig when you were a child?
There are more than 300 photos of your mother in my computer.
9. If I hadn't forgotten to buy condoms that night, you would have been washed down the sewer.
10, no artificial intelligence can compare with you, a born fool.
1 1, you haven't completely evolved. It's really hard for you to be an elephant man.
12, don't make me add verbs or nouns between me and your family.
13, look at the face. You have a big pimple on your face. You should say that it was a prickly heat with a mask during SARS. A flock of geese flew south and jumped west when they saw your face. Look how scary you are.
14, wear a mask when going out, and don't let the urban management and the city see it. How hard they work, one day our city will be rated as one of the "Top Ten Hygienic Cities". How can you make them think?
15, I want to have a baby, I must let you teach him, and I must teach him history, look at your face. China remembered it for five thousand years.
16. For me, the only way to help a cow foaming in the air is to keep your mouth shut.
17, a dinosaur that degenerates three times a day, is the strongest waste in human history.
18, how far your thoughts are, how far you roll; You can roll as fast as the speed of light
19, when you meet a generous person, I will give you a brick and you will know what liver fibrosis is.
Before I met you, I really didn't realize that I had a problem with judging people by their appearances.
2 1. When I saw you, I suddenly understood what Picasso was like.
22. Go home and take a good look at yourself in the mirror. How many onions are there on your head? If not, buy some and put them in your head. Play dumb.
If your ugliness can generate electricity, nuclear power plants all over the world can be shut down.
24. wearing this dress, animals will become people. You will become an animal as soon as you put it on.
25. When treating you as a person, please try to act like one.
26. I forgot that there is another kind of people in the world, Martians. Where are you from?
27, you also chase a fashionable scissors, please have a look at your 38 points.
28. This is also sustainable development, from this school to the present school.
29. As far as your eyes are concerned, the visibility is almost as wide as the ATM card slot of the ATM bank.
30. Your appearance has broken through human imagination. ...
3 1, I threw a bone to the dog, and it knew to wag its tail at me. What are you?
32. If you chase me naked for two kilometers, I'll be a hooligan if I go back!
33. Who says pig brain is the most stupid? I said that the pig's brain is the cleverest. I go to bed after eating my bag. I don't have to think about anything. I can only say that the pig's brain is well maintained and your brain is also the best maintained.
You are the biggest pencil box I have ever seen. Aren't you tired of holding so many pens?
35. Why cover your face with your ass?
36. The world is bigger than what you lack.
37. Are you proud of your small chest and saving cloth for your country?
38. Seeing you hanging out with men every day, who loves to watch you throw bones at you?
39. Why didn't the country use your face to study bulletproof vests?
40. I think there are only two kinds of people in the world who can attract people. One is beautiful, the other is you.
4 1, your appearance is not accurate, and the proportion is not well played.
42. If you are sick, you can cure the disease. Don't look for me. I'm not a vet.
43. You said it was not waiting for you to turn over, but the salted fish turned over, or the salted fish.
44. Have you been thrown three times at birth and only been caught twice?
45. You are a cucumber, so you need to make a move. Your daughter-in-law is a screw, so she needs to be screwed
46. If you can take the initiative to let scientists study, it will make a great contribution to the world's understanding of alien life!
47, a face of excitement, like drinking urine candy.
48. Your IQ is as thin as oxygen in the Himalayas.
49. For you, I really can't think of any language to communicate with different human beings!
50. Are you great? Isn't it supported by the Animal Protection Association?
5 1. These two lips have a big plate.
52. The dragon is innocent. The dragon is sorry for the people and the party.
May your girlfriend always inflate.
54. Go back and wash your face, and my sister will give you 10 Jin perfume to cover your dregs.
55. You look very fauvism! !
56. You said you could do something. If you go to war, bullets and missiles will come at you involuntarily.
How can they call you a pig? This is outrageous! You can't judge a book by its cover! How can you say you look like a pig? That's an insult to pigs.
58. You broke the rules!
Your father should hold back, why didn't he shoot at the wall.
60. Excuse me, can I ask you for some faces? I think there are three layers outside your face, so it should be no problem to lose a few layers.
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