Domineering and funny sentences

1. Have money to do things well, but have no money to do people well.

I don't agree with you, but I will defend to the death my right not to let you speak.

People like me disappeared for a month without being found.

I won't contact you, and you won't contact me on your own initiative.

Next, I'll show you my unique skill. A big stone smashed your chest.

6. I blame myself for being too smart and knowing all the things I shouldn't know.

7. At the beginning of life, human nature is good. You fry the cake and I'll fry the eggs.

8. I went to the city to take part in the pigeon racing yesterday, but I went alone.

9. Have a good rest during the day, because you have to sleep at night!

10, stop fighting, stop fighting, life is in vain, life is boring, I'm sorry my sister is so blunt, I can't tell you what you like to hear.

You know my length, and I know your depth.

12, brothers are brothers, and women are clothes. I'll strip anyone who touches my hands and feet.

13, all kinds of bites, all kinds of ditties, all kinds of tunes.

14, I looked down, not out of fear, but looking for bricks.

15, it is better to laugh at life than to escape from reality.

16, life is hard. Make friends, not dogs!

17, there can really be pure friendship between men and women, as long as one kills and doesn't say anything, the other plays dumb to the end.

18, I left with my eyebrows drooping, just like making a face.

Don't use honey traps on me, or I'll play along.

20. Look at a temple from a distance, and then look at our alma mater, with more than 300 nuns and more than 10,000 old roads.

2 1, men may not be handsome, but they must have taste.

22. Why should I wear briefs? Because it saves money and cloth.

23. Good people are set off by bad people.

24. I regard money as dirt and my father regards me as a septic tank.

25, a group of dogs behind the money, it is difficult to go without money.

26, the average boy is generally proud, and the average girl is inclined.

27. Beating is kissing, scolding is love, always scolding your mother, and it is almost emotional with your mother.

28. Maxima is very common, but Maxima's mother is not common.

29, don't mess with me, elder sister is not your lofty branch.

30, the world is so chaotic, who is pretending to be pure?

3 1, save money for smoking and buy candy for your daughter-in-law.

32. Eat, drink and be merry. That's the goods, and sharing weal and woe is the wife.

33. Everyone asked you to play Baidu, but suddenly I looked back and saw that you were in sogou.