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April Fool's Day is coming, and many truths will surface.

Second, on Monday April Fool's Day, the company actually asked us to go to work, or at 8: 30! The more you think about it, the worse. Don't! We can't be fooled

On April Fool's Day, the head teacher separated me from her, and we could no longer have a fight in class together and whisper to each other. We missed the last table with her.

Your parents help you deposit the lucky money in the bank. Please raise your hand if you are cheated.

If you play April Fool's Day for me, I will play Tomb-Sweeping Day for you.

I like you. This is just a joke. Don't take it seriously Happy April Fool's Day.

Seven, happiness is a comparative thing, you have to have something at the bottom to feel it.

Eight, today's children, breaking up is dedicated to Valentine's Day, and confession is dedicated to April Fool's Day. ...

Nine, Tanabata April Fool's joke, Tanabata April Fool's joke.

10. April Fool's Day is coming, and many truths will surface.

Eleven, it is rare to be confused, and it is necessary to paste without painting; If you are smart enough to do things, you should be stupid but not stupid; Stupid is not stupid. It is a blessing to play the fool and be fully distracted. Blessed are fools, and contented are always happy. Happy April Fool's Day, silly!

Have you ever thought about it? Even on April Fool's Day, no one may tell you that they like you.

Thirteen, April Fool's Day came and one died. Anyway, Tomb-Sweeping Day will arrive soon.

14.4 months 1. Actually, it's not April Fool's Day, it's just a chance for the liar to tell the truth.

Fifteen, men and women sit at the same table. The man told others that my deskmate was a pig. The woman said that your deskmate is a pig.

Sixteen, there are always a group of invisible friends lying on your friend list like dead people, occasionally derailing the body and changing the epitaph from time to time.

Seventeen, tell your friends the secret of not being fooled: Every April Fool's Day, you are psychologically prepared. Edit a few short messages in advance to fool others. You will be prepared when you receive a short message, and you will not panic or be happy. Friends remember that bragging fools don't pay taxes this day.

Today, I told the girl I like that I love you, and she refused, so I played a joke on her. Today is April Fool's Day. When I turned around, I heard her say I was joking, too.

Nineteen, the first person to drink milk, tell me, what did you do to the cow?

Twenty, a month ago, the exam said: just work hard. Focus on participation. Let's talk after the exam. The week before, I said: Just do well in the exam.

Twenty-one, [Today's children choose Valentine's Day when they break up, and April Fool's Day when they confess. ]

Twenty-two, who let me spend April Fool's Day and who let me spend Tomb-Sweeping Day.

23. Why do some people always like to regard Valentine's Day as a day of parting? Think of April Fool's Day as a confession day.

Twenty-four, April Fool's Day, don't cry, don't fight back, don't sue the teacher. . .

April Fool's Day is definitely true love.

Twenty-six, just like you, just make April Fool's Day longer.

On Monday April Fool's Day, the teacher actually asked us to go to class! The more you think about it, the worse. Don't! We can't be fooled

April Fool's Day prank SMS April Fool's Day SMS

You are my heart, you are my liver, you are my baby; You are my intestine, you are my stomach, and you are my constant comfort; You are my hand, you are my back, you are the back of my hand; Happy April Fool's Day to my dog!

Borrow clothes from Baiyun and wings from a bird, and you are the angel's brother-birdman! Happy April Fool's Day!

Because some people will deliberately listen to a song, and you have surpassed the meaning of a song to me. I can't help telling you the name of this song-pig song! Don't think too much. Happy April Fool's Day.

Teacher: "Use Yushu to make sentences." Student: "A well-proportioned person just sent a short message." Teacher: "Be a beautiful animal again." Student: "A beautiful lady received a short message." Hehe, happy April Fool's Day!

Your quality is as strong as plum blossom, your personality is as subtle as glacier, you have convincing connotation, and you are amazingly cool, so we respectfully call you "Mei Chuan Inner Cool"! Happy April Fool's Day!

The first part: the wise SHEN WOO, commander in chief of 100,000 navy divisions in Tianhe Town; The bottom line: charming, ignoring the 3,000 fairy Zhong Chang 'e's horizontal approval: Happy Bajie Festival! Idiot, what do you think of the couplets written by my grandson? Happy April Fool's Day!

Do you have a TV there? Watch CCTV 1, the White House was bombed, the whole building collapsed, the police blocked the whole Washington, 19 people died, 32 people were injured,1/people were missing … 1 people were cheated! Happy holidays!

It is absurd to pull out the seedlings and encourage them, but it is foolhardy to cover their ears and steal the bell; Borrowing an arrow from a straw boat is a clever plan, and cross the rubicon is a decisive battle; Romance is romance, giving up one's life for righteousness is dedication; If you keep looking down, you are an idiot! Happy April Fool's Day!

Send you a basket of fruits: a gourd like your figure, a watermelon like your face, a strawberry like your nose, a litchi like your youth bean, a pistachio like your eyes, and a durian like your body fragrance! Happy April Fool's Day!

Don't think that building a city is settlement; Don't think that sowing seeds is a bumper harvest; Don't think that the summit is conquest; Don't think that I have forgotten you. At a critical moment, such as today, on this special day, you are my first thought.

A person can always be with me, called a lover; There is a kind of person who can be more affectionate with me and call them relatives; There is another person, I sold him, and he is still counting money. For example, you who read text messages are called idiots! Wish you a happy holiday!

The wind lifts your long hair, and you look more natural and unrestrained! The waves beat your feet, and you look more innocent! You face the morning glow in the east, just like a spray! It's hard to see that you are a fool if you are not an acquaintance! Happy April Fool's Day!

There was a sincere love that I didn't cherish, and I regretted it when I lost it! If I could do it all over again, I would say: I love you. If you want to choose a confession time, I hope it is April Fool's Day!

When something happens, I will be so busy that I will be dizzy; When I'm fine, I'm bored; My favorite thing to do is to miss you and send you messages, because another fool has seen my news.

April Fool's Day, 1, I will send you a happy tiger to make you happy to play with you, and I will also send you a happy tiger to accompany you to the end of happiness. Do you want to be a fool on April Fool's Day, believe it or not? Happy April Fool's Day!

I want to call you on this special day, but I'm afraid you will misunderstand me. I really want to blow you a kiss, but I'm afraid you won't believe me. After thinking about it, I had to quietly send a message to say hello. Have you been fooled today?

I am not superstitious, but I firmly believe that April Fool's Day is not appropriate. The sound of wind and rain, the sound of reading, is the sound true? Family affairs, state affairs and everything in the world must be verified! April Fool's Day is coming. I wish you success and don't be fooled.

I wrote this poem on a whim. This poem is known to many people in the world. I don't like famous pigs, but I like fools. This is a matter of success or failure. Fools know that if you don't believe it, fools will be reading this poem. Happy April Fool's Day

After in-depth observation, I found that I fell in love with you! How I want to travel through the eastern time and space, face to face with you, get a legal report and tell the truth: I love you, CCTV!

You hate me, who let me live on the earth? You think I am ugly. Who can't compare me with you? You think I'm stupid. Who let today be April Fool's Day? Would you like to spend April Fool's Day with me, an ugly and stupid person?

There are sentences about April Fool's Day.

April Fool's Day is coming, and many truths will surface.

Second, on Monday April Fool's Day, the company actually asked us to go to work, or at 8: 30! The more you think about it, the worse. Don't! We can't be fooled

On April Fool's Day, the head teacher separated me from her, and we could no longer have a fight in class together and whisper to each other. We missed the last table with her.

Your parents help you deposit the lucky money in the bank. Please raise your hand if you are cheated.

If you play April Fool's Day for me, I will play Tomb-Sweeping Day for you.

I like you. This is just a joke. Don't take it seriously Happy April Fool's Day.

Seven, happiness is a comparative thing, you have to have something at the bottom to feel it.

Eight, today's children, breaking up is dedicated to Valentine's Day, and confession is dedicated to April Fool's Day. ...

Nine, Tanabata April Fool's joke, Tanabata April Fool's joke.

10. April Fool's Day is coming, and many truths will surface.

Eleven, it is rare to be confused, and it is necessary to paste without painting; If you are smart enough to do things, you should be stupid but not stupid; Stupid is not stupid. It is a blessing to play the fool and be fully distracted. Blessed are fools, and contented are always happy. Happy April Fool's Day, silly!

Have you ever thought about it? Even on April Fool's Day, no one may tell you that they like you.

Thirteen, April Fool's Day came and one died. Anyway, Tomb-Sweeping Day will arrive soon.

14.4 months 1. Actually, it's not April Fool's Day, it's just a chance for the liar to tell the truth.

Fifteen, men and women sit at the same table. The man told others: My deskmate is a pig. The woman said: Your deskmate is a pig …

Sixteen, there are always a group of invisible friends lying on your friend list like dead people, occasionally derailing the body and changing the epitaph from time to time.

Seventeen, tell your friends the secret of not being fooled: Every April Fool's Day, you are psychologically prepared. Edit a few short messages in advance to fool others. You will be prepared when you receive a short message, and you will not panic or be happy. Friends remember that bragging fools don't pay taxes this day.

Today, I said' I love you' to the girl I like, and she refused, so I said' Just kidding, today is April Fool's Day'. When I turned around, I heard her say,' I was joking, too.

Nineteen, the first person to drink milk, tell me, what did you do to the cow?

Twenty, a month ago, the exam said: just work hard. Focus on participation. Let's talk after the exam. The week before, I said: Just do well in the exam.

Twenty-one, [Today's children choose Valentine's Day when they break up, and April Fool's Day when they confess. ]

Twenty-two, who let me spend April Fool's Day and who let me spend Tomb-Sweeping Day.

23. Why do some people always like to regard Valentine's Day as a day of parting? Think of April Fool's Day as a confession day.

Twenty-four, April Fool's Day, don't cry, don't fight back, don't sue the teacher. . .

April Fool's Day is definitely true love.

Twenty-six, just like you, just make April Fool's Day longer.

April Fool's Day dares to tell the truth, but others always treat it as a joke.

On Monday April Fool's Day, the teacher actually asked us to go to class! The more you think about it, the worse. Don't! We can't be fooled

April fool's day confession April fool's day confession message

1, dear, my love "program" started when I "scanned" you, and others said that we "hit it off". It belongs to "hyperlink". Especially in the days when we met, the feelings quickly "upgraded"!

If God lets me make three wishes, the first is to be with you in this life, the second is to be with you again and again, and the third is to be with you forever.

I was confused before. It was you who helped me out of trouble and let me know how wonderful it is to love someone. Let me pay for this life and accompany you to the old age.

4. What is romance? Knowing that she doesn't love you, I gave her 99 roses. What do you mean by waste? When you knew that she loved you, you gave her 99 roses.

I am willing to stay with you all my life, be your quilt in winter and be your electric fan in summer.

6. I would rather have a glass of water to moisten your mouth, warm your stomach, reach your heart and wash away all troubles and fatigue; I prefer the sweet breeze to accompany you to sleep and comfort you. I want to feel your happiness and sadness.

7. If loving you is wrong, I don't want to be right; If being right means leaving you, I'd rather be wrong all my life. I know you are busy, but you must know that your task today is very important, because your task is to know that I am thinking of you.

8. I tried my best to miss you, just waiting for you to appear; I spent all my time just to fall in love with you; I racked my brains to write my love for you. Love or not? At the moment, I'm waiting for your call back!

10, gentle women are gold, beautiful women are diamonds, smart women are treasures, and lovely women are famous paintings. According to my research, you should be the biggest treasure in the world, full of gold, diamonds and famous paintings.

1 1, you are my exclusive memory, you are the quatrain in my poem, you are the sweetness I want, you are the temper I enjoy, you are the only miracle I want on Valentine's Day, and you are the precious memory at the end of my life.

12, I hope you are my sun. No, you are my flashlight. Because the sun shines on everyone. I just want you to take care of me alone.

13, there is something you may not have noticed. The toothbrush you gave me has become my gift, and I will use it for the rest of my life every time unless you give me another one.

14, I think the sun is very warm, because you are bathed in the sun; I think the scenery is beautiful, because you are walking in the scenery. No matter how important others are, they can only be in my eyes, but you and I have always cherished them in my heart.

15, love you for ten thousand years, exaggerated; Love you for five thousand years is hopeless; It is absurd to love you for a thousand years; Love you for a hundred years, too long; Love you for 70 years in succession, as long as I am healthy, this is my strength!

16, Part I: The wind is blowing and the rain is falling. I am waiting for your call back. Bottom line: live for you, die for you, and wait for you all your life. Horizontal batch: sent to the wrong person.

17, busy career, alienating you and me; Intimate friends, but unforgettable; Long years, it is difficult to dilute the wine of friendship; Distant distance can't open the hand of missing; Winter goes and spring comes, and time flies. You will always be my best friend!

18, if I don't propose to you, I will regret it all my life, because you are the only one for me.

19, if you don't believe in my love, let it be a big lie and lie to you all your life; If my love can't escape you, let it become a deep prison and trap you for life; Because, I want to be together for life!

20. The house can be smaller, the furniture can be older and the electrical appliances can be less, but as long as you are around, there will be more love and intimacy, and happiness and happiness will be full. Your home is a five-star hotel.

2 1. If you receive this message, it means that you like me. If you delete it, you have a crush on me If you reply to the message, you just want to marry me. If you don't, you promise to marry me. If you modify it, it will be mine. If you save it, the rest of your life will be mine! It's up to you

22. As long as my heart is still there, there will always be your place, and there is only one place; As long as your mobile phone is still there, there will be my infinite blessings to you, thousands of blessings. Miss you and bless you.

If there is an afterlife, let's be a pair of little mice. Silly love, plain life, clumsy snuggling, silly together. Even if the snow closes the mountain, you can still nest in the haystack and hold your ears tightly.

24, I sing a song, there is loneliness in the song, about your loneliness, the plot you know, the romantic Valentine's Day, the sweetness, can you hold hands for a long time.

25. I don't love you. I lied to you. I don't want to lie, but I just don't love you. I just want to lie to you. I can't let you guess my heart.

26. I am the blackboard and you are the white chalk. Our combination makes words witness our vivid love; I am a relief stone, and you are a chisel. Let art witness our deep love!

I haven't loved you for two or three days, missed you for a week or two, and missed you for a month or two. If you don't agree to marry me again, I will move in with you. It's up to you.