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On the domineering personality space of self-mockery

1. A pale teenager is old, naive, lazy and has a thin voice. Youth is quiet, time hurts his soul.

You said you loved her. Then what am I?

I am bad-tempered, sentimental and moody, and often get mad and spit. If you don't make sense, your wayward attitude can make a difference.

4. Come to school early every day, seemingly loving learning, but how many people know that we are here to copy homework.

Some things are unforgettable even if they are gone, and some people still miss them even if they forget them.

6. We lasted for a long time and lost to eternity.

7.QQ personalized signature: As long as a person no longer wants that indifferent desire, he can put everything down.

8. Not saying anything doesn't mean I don't know anything. There is a kind of tolerance called silence.

9. I repeatedly stressed the need to keep a low profile, but you applauded and swore at me again and again.

10. Loss is pain. This kind of pain is heartbreaking and devastating, which can't be compared with any disease.

1 1. I am really not sad, but I am really unhappy without you.

12. I am just stubborn and unwilling to compromise, but I still try my best to jump in when I know there is no hope.

13. I have always been a young girl.

14. On Valentine's Day, I hope to see my name in your signature or speech, ok?

15. I'm really happy with you.

16. I also want to forget you, but even the input method recognizes you.

17. I won't be sad either. Don't underestimate me. What can I do besides singing?

18. Please let me know if you don't need it. I think I will put away my broken heart, if that's enough. ..

19. There can't be incredible perfection in the world, so do it boldly, even if the result is not satisfactory.

20. I don't like grade three, I only like grade four.

2 1. Once upon a time, a man suddenly came into your life, taught you what love is, and then he left.

22. A transparent gray cloud faintly covered the moonlight. Above the field, it seems to be a light smoke, and it seems to be falling asleep.

I am simple. I only have a few people who love me, and nothing else.

24. When love enters people's hearts, it can't be beaten or scolded. Since it comes to you, it will take everything from you.

25. Ask others less why and ask yourself more why.

26. I believe that everyone is stronger than they think, but at the same time they are more ordinary than they think.

No matter how confused I am at the moment, I will eventually work hard for the life I want.

28. I kept my virginity for many years and finally became a virgin last night.

29. Flowers wither, red apricots are small, swallows fly, and green water people walk around. There are few branches blowing willows, and there are plenty of fragrant grass in the sea!

30. Your face has become a world-famous brand trademark! The ugliest ones are not as ugly as you.

3 1. Now you put on her coat, do you know that I am also afraid of cold?

32. Strangeness prevents you from understanding strange things, and familiarity prevents you from understanding familiar things.

33. Status quo: It's freezing in the morning and I'm tired all day. The sleepy comrades applauded themselves.

When I miss you, I will be in a daze with my heartbeat.

We never changed, never let go, never stopped loving him, but he was always the last to leave.

Girl, can you not be weak in front of anyone, even if you are in a mess, you will still leave arrogantly!

37. If one day, I suddenly stop on your friends list, who will find out?

38. Please give me a different month. Please be kind to the people I love and those who love me.

Teachers often teach us that there is no reason to do something wrong!

40. The future belongs to those who are diligent in the present. The times are on this day.

On the domineering personality space of self-mockery in 2020

1. I will work hard until I can't see your face.

2. All sufferings have no content.

I am the hero who eats ice cream with menstruation.

4. There is no rehearsal in life, and every day is live broadcast!

Do you want to cry? It's okay. When the wind is strong, sand enters your eyes. Come on, this is the last time.

6. Face the complexity of life with the simplicity of a glass of water.

7. I will take my luggage upstairs by myself. Add your own clothes when you are cold. I can keep working when I have a fever and get an injection after work. I'm afraid of disturbing others and don't like complaining. A harmless woman like me really deserves to be single all her life.

8. Don't ignore the details

9. What can I say to make you understand the sadness of being homeless?

10. I will play with you, knowing that this is a play.

1 1. The upgraded version of Friends is a couple, and the advanced version of Friends is a stranger.

12. I love you. Add up the beginning of the three-character pinyin to play. We have been playing. oh . .

13. I'm not charming, but I really treat people.

14. Tomorrow's exam, I wish myself good luck in the exam, and I wish you all the best!

15. Wear other people's shoes and go your own way. Let them find it.

16. When we meet an elder, it's not that we don't want to address him, but that we don't know how to address him at all.

17. In those years, our favorite boy. I want to be nice to you, but I'm afraid someone will be nicer to you than me.

18. Not afraid of opponents like gods, but afraid of teammates like rogue rabbits.

19. How can you see a rainbow without experiencing wind and rain?

20. When I am dying, can I hold you with my weak hands? ]

2 1. No matter how beautiful the flower is, it will always fade, just as your love for me will always dry up _ _ _ _ _ _ _.

22. The greatest happiness in life is to find that the person you love just loves you.

23. Without love, you don't know God, because God is love.

24. The dream of youth fades with the sunshine.

No matter what you say, no one will really understand it.

26. Loneliness means that no one is listening when someone is talking; You have nothing to say when someone is listening.

27. Make today special, because you never give up.

28. When can I reply to my message as quickly as an automatic reply?

29. If I still don't let go after many years, will you blame me or be moved?

30. You let me know how to cherish in the loss.

3 1. My thoughts are far away. Who can collect them for me?

I'll tell you a secret. I like that a girl in the next class is a liar. I just want to find an excuse to chat with you every night.

33. Give you some sunshine and you will be brilliant, give you some moonlight and you will be romantic, give you some light and you will be brilliant, and give you some candlelight and you will be flooded.

34. You left inadvertently before you could feel it.

Apologizing doesn't always mean that I was wrong, it just means that I cherish our relationship more.

No matter which one of you is hurt, I will feel distressed.

37. I was furious when he spoke lightly.

38. He is my dream. How can everyone understand it?

39. Friendship is the apricot moon in the years, beautiful and hazy.

Why can't you stay for me?

4 1. I like you for a long time, and I have been waiting for you for a long time. Now, I want to leave, even longer than a long time.

Funny space for self-mockery. Tell me about 2020.

1. When I found my wife, I kissed her for three days and nights. I want to ask, where have you been these years? 2. Confucius, sleepless at noon, collapsed at noon; Mencius said Confucius was right.

Sometimes you feel ugly, take out your ID card, and you will find that you really think too much.

4. Many people like to say: Wait for me! But I waited for many years and didn't wait. . . Awkward.

It's time to be heartless. Don't break your heart now.

6. Silence is golden, floating bath is fire, tolerance is water, clumsiness is wood, who is old-fashioned?

7. Men are affectionate and women are intentional. I'll go as soon as the light is turned off.

To be honest, I really envy your skin. How can it be maintained so thick?

9. When we get married, we tattoo a ring on our finger, and whoever divorces first will cut off his finger.

10. I am lonely because I hate people.

1 1. University is learning!

12. Last night, I was most afraid of playing with my mobile phone by myself. The whole school was blacked out, and then a white light came from you. ...

13. The weather is fine. I stayed indoors for a long time and am going to play in the living room.

14. Shout when the road is rough, and make a fool of yourself when the time comes.

15. The greatness of mathematics is that Chinese is mixed with English and Greek letters, and finally it turns out to be Arabic numerals.

16. The minimum goal of a college student: a peasant woman, a mountain spring and a little field.

17. At the beginning of life, true colors.

18. After studying for more than ten years, I think kindergarten is better. I think Zhou Yu must be a fat man, otherwise why does everyone call him DuDu? It is mine. Do not move. If it's not mine, put it there, too.

19. There is no doubt that I am your dream lover.

20. Please don't bother me. I'm harassing people.

2 1. I will try to save money and buy an ATM.

22. As long as the heart is willing to climb, there is no unattainable height.

When another woman appeared, the oath turned into nonsense.

24. The starry sky at night is like a small spark in the sea, flickering with tiny light spots.

25. The painful and happy days are called youth.

26. You waste air when you live and land when you die.

27. You have the freedom to find any woman you want.

28. mistress, the rest are in the organization.

29. I don't see any difference between you and a dog. You look a little human!

I shaved it for you, not for your palace. It can be cleaned without a few hard hands!

3 1. You are the murderer of sewer blockage. Curse words

32. Whose name was engraved on the table that year? How are you now?

33. Can dogs pretend to be people now?

34. She teaches you to cherish, but you use it to accompany others. You taught him love, but he spent the rest of his life with another person.

35. I dreamed that my boyfriend died, and I cried very sadly. I woke up to find that I didn't have a boyfriend at all, and I cried even more sadly.

36. In the days when there are no women, I enjoy flirting with men!

37. I have always had a question in my heart. For so many years, for a whole year, what did Big Wolf do for a living?

38. The most romantic thing I can think of is watching you grow old alone.

39. The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, nor between love and ignorance, but between beds in winter.

40. I made a coquettish wink with ten thousand lies and shot at you. You notice that in a pool of blood, your scarred body is covered with Cupid's bullets.

4 1. You stubbornly turned Audrey Hepburn into a street girl.

A self-deprecating remark

A self-deprecating remark

One, if one day, you walk into my heart, you will cry because it is full of you. If one day, I walk into your heart, I will cry too, because there is no me there.

Second, in life, people keep leaving or entering. So, what is visible and what is invisible; Remember, forget. In life, there are gains and losses. Therefore, the invisible see; Forgot, remember. However, does invisibility mean non-existence? Remember, do good articles in space really never disappear?

Third, please speak out your dissatisfaction and grievances with compassion and gentleness, and others will accept them easily.

You are my blank, and I am just your absent-minded.

5. Is there anyone you repeatedly say you want to give up, but still can't bear it?

Give up what you can't get. It doesn't hurt to think about it every day

Seven, forget the bubbles in the color, illusory fairyland is also a burden to you, talk about what once, I don't know what you remember?

The one with wings is not necessarily an angel, he may be a bird man.

Nine, the past with you, the more I think about it, the more I feel empty. The future without you, the more I think about it, the sadder I feel.

Loving ourselves will only make us more lonely, and loving others will make us happier.

1 1. Don't make any vows to me easily. I'm afraid they won't come true in the end and will eventually become ridiculous lies.

Twelve, autumn is coming, the harvest season. Whether it is potted crops or crops on the ground, it is a gratifying sight. Cabbages and cabbages are all curled with leaves, just waiting for you to harvest, like Lohan with his head down. There are also four kinds of loofah lentils, all climbing the wall, holding vines and intertwined with branches outside the wall. From bottom to top, loofah and string of lentils are hung. Everyone says that autumn rain is annoying, but when it rains, when you come here and see a dripping green world, you will find the scenery more charming and autumn rain more lovely. When you are full of admiration, you must think of the owner of the garden. They are hardworking and capable, as simple and beautiful as this autumn rain and autumn fruit.

Thirteen, if I can be with you, I would rather let all the stars in the sky fall, because your eyes are the brightest light in my life.

I am a piece of Shanghai gold, and I will make many people reflect on themselves.

Fifteen, a few more minutes to prepare last night, a few hours less trouble today.

Sixteen, I have never understood a question, why do some people think you are a man?

Seventeen, sighed and said: damn, this dinosaur is so real.

I will walk out of your world with kindness to you.

Nineteen, the other half didn't score, only two people scored!

Experience is often regarded as synonymous with stupidity and sadness. Actually, you don't have to. If I am willing to learn from experience, today's lessons will lay the foundation for a better life tomorrow.

One day you will understand that not everyone will be as kind to you as I am.

22. Failure in ideological and moral education is better than not thinking at all.

Twenty-three, I would rather accept your desperate resistance under hooligans than your ecstasy under men!

Twenty-four, some people ignore the plain, think that plain is a dull and rigid lifestyle, and he begins to compete in a snobbish life, changing his different life masks.

The most lethal lie in this world is that I love you all my life and will never abandon you!

Lesson 26 and 7 Red light illuminates my future.

Twenty-seven.-I finally said, in fact, I love you very much, but I have never been serious. I care more about you, but I can only rest assured.

Twenty-eight, being too hard on yourself is for selfishness. Giving up completely is also abusing a creature.

29. Some things in life are like sneezing. Although I had a hunch, I was always caught off guard.

Thirty, if one day, the world betrayed you, at least I betrayed the world for you.

Thirty-one, stand higher and pee farther.

Thirty-two, women don't care about decency, decency is because it is not tempting enough; Men don't care about loyalty. Loyalty is because the chips of betrayal are too low. The lowest goal of college students: peasant women, mountain springs, and a little field.

Thirty-three, first the super girl champion Chris Lee, then the Oscar-winning film Brokeback Mountain, zg gays finally stood up! Smart women deal with men, stupid women deal with women.

34, you don't understand, like a person is fate, doomed.

Pets and love are two different things. Pets can have no communication, but love can't

The man riding a white horse is not necessarily a prince, but a Tang priest.

Go your own way and let others take a taxi.

Thirty-eight, losing is much more terrible than not getting, because it has an extra process called owning.

It's no use being handsome. Can I swipe my card with that face after spending?

Forty, the helplessness of life sometimes does not stem from oneself, but is established unintentionally by others. This is a mistake. Life is a contradiction, the distance between day and night, the cycle of spring, summer, autumn and winter, so there is picky love, which adds helplessness to the joy of waiting.

41. Is there anyone who is not your lover like me, but can affect your mood?

Forty-two, he may be a bird, satirizing people's classic sentences:

43. I can be kinder than a good person or more vicious than a bad person. Everything comes from how others treat me.

Forty-four, while saying that they are good sisters, the next second they are laughing at their innocence.

Please forgive me for not always caring about other people's feelings. I sometimes feel uncomfortable myself.

When I was at school, I liked playing football. Someone sarcastically said, I can't play for the national team anymore. I can't play better than Cristiano Ronaldo. What's the point of playing? Stop kicking.

47. Remember what should be remembered, forget what should be forgotten, change what can be changed, and accept what cannot be changed.

Forty-eight, mathematics is to do, keep doing it, so that when you take the exam, you find that all the questions on the test paper have been done.

49. If you cling to the past too tightly, how can you make room to embrace the present?

At fifty, early in the morning, the students stepped into the school gate with the singing of birds, and the school life of the day began. I had a magical Chinese class and a wonderful math class. This is the end of class, and the students rush to the playground. Some of them jump rubber bands, some play with balls, and some dance and sing. There are many songs and laughter.

5 1. If being handsome is a gift from God, it seems that God didn't look at you.

Fifty-two, how many times, memories have painted life into a circle, and we have been in the same place countless times, and we can't get rid of it. I always want to go back to the place where I first met.

53. If I disappear, who will miss me crazily?

If love is a dream, I will never wake up in the middle of the night.

Fifty-five, clear water, no fish, invincible!

Fifty-six, the children all stood up and posed for a group photo! Alas ~ Li, standing, not like frjj.

Fifty-seven, thousands of miles away in Huang Yun, the sun is shining, and the north wind blows geese and snow. A gentleman is poor, who wants to meet today without paying for drinks?