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The beast returns to its cage

The return of students to school is nicknamed "the return of the mythical beast to its cage"

This term sounds very domineering and novel, and parents think it is the most appropriate metaphor for their children.

Why do we call children "mythical beasts"? In fact, it is also a kind of helplessness.

Due to the impact of the epidemic, kindergartens, elementary schools, junior high schools, and universities across the country have been closed for nearly three months. By getting along day and night every day, we parents have developed excellent skills. Learn to observe words and emotions, suppress anger, speak kind words, and provide loving guidance. I don’t even know how many times I have been with him, accompanying him to eat, drink, have fun, sign in, attend class meetings, accompany him to class, accompany him to check homework, accompany him from morning to night, it is really tiring!

As soon as parents start talking on the phone, the most common conversation is about whether your "mythical beast" is obedient at home? How is your online class on "Mythical Beasts" going? Does your "mythical beast" play games? Wait...

Faced with the "mythical beast" at home 24 hours a day, parents are helpless.

Of course, the "mythical beast" also has cute moments. When he is not taking online classes, the "mythical beast" is a sweet little cotton-padded jacket and your little lover. He is so cute and loving that he is simply a "god". As soon as the time for online classes changes, they become distracted, sleepy, irritable, and irritable. At this time, a "beast" appears in them. Countless parents are killed several times a day by these highly intelligent "mythical beasts".

We learn to cite scientific and educational books. "In ancient times" there are Zeng Guofan's family letters, Zhu Xi's family precepts, Thirty-six strategies, and seventy-two martial arts. "Today" there are adolescent mental health, rebellious psychology, and speaking well. But They are often able to show off their tricks, pretend to be stupid, act cute, and use wit. It is really a battle between "gods" and "beasts" at one moment. They don't listen when the control is light, and even worse when the control is serious. The method is wrong. I am also afraid of developing bad habits.

"Speechless" can only say that the "mythical beast" of this year is really too difficult to lead. Every day there is a battle of wits and courage, and various large and small court battle dramas are staged... Parents are shouting at the school When can school start?

If the "mythical beast" doesn't return to the mountain, I'm afraid it will return to the west!

The Shanxi Provincial New Crown Pneumonia Epidemic Prevention and Control Leading Group recently issued the "Announcement on the Starting Time of the Spring Semester of 2020". The "Announcement" stated that non-graduation grades of junior high schools and high schools (including secondary vocational schools) in Shanxi Province are preparing to start school on May 11. The upper elementary school students (grades 4-6) should prepare for the start of school on May 18, while the lower elementary school students (grades 1-3) should not start school earlier than May 25. Non-graduation grades in general colleges and universities (including higher vocational colleges) and all grades in adult colleges and universities are preparing to start school on May 18.

The longest holiday in history is over, and the "mythical beast" finally returned on May 11.

We clapped our hands, smiled, and felt relaxed immediately. It was simply amazing

In fact, the main reason why parents agree that their children are called "mythical beasts" is because they include "love" for their children. "Love", but at the same time dissatisfied with the status quo and helpless, a sense of powerlessness, which also shows the difficulty of raising children and being a parent.

Now that the "mythical beast" is back in its cage, the whole family is at peace!

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