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00: I believe that if you come, you won't leave. If you leave, I'll pretend you haven't been here.

1. Exams are like menstruation. Sometimes it will be delayed for two days, but it will definitely come.

Sometimes, God doesn't give you what you want, not because you don't deserve it, but because you deserve better.

As long as you don't touch my bottom line, I will give you a step with a smile.

Loneliness is not innate, but starts from the moment you fall in love with someone.

The definition of the so-called warm man is that he only warms you and is as cold as ice to others. Warm a bunch of people, that's called central air conditioning.

6. After breaking up, the tears I shed made you swallow, and I was afraid it would burst your stomach.

7. The only person you can hurt is the one who loves you the most in the world, because others have no time to care about you.

8. When I was a child, the watch I drew on my hand did not move, but it took away our best time.

9. The advantage of wearing school uniforms in groups is that in the dark, you and the people you like wear lovers' clothes.

10. Women in love three questions: Where are you? With who? When will you go back? Three questions of a man in love: Why is she angry? Why is she angry again? Why is she still angry?

1 1. I have touched you countless times just to change your heart.

12. If you can't hold the sand, raise it, just like letting him go if you can't hold it.

13. When you hear someone say I can't forget, in fact, he is saying that I don't want to forget.

14. Don't make me laugh when I'm angry. It's not cool.

15. After taking the exam for so many years, why not have an anniversary celebration? For example, if you take 40, you will take 20, if you take two, you will take one, and if you choose two, you will be exempted.

16. No empathy at all. If the needle doesn't prick you, you'll never feel pain.

17. No amount of visitors can compare with the message of the person you like.

18. If you leave at my lowest point, don't come back at my most glorious time.

19. Jealousy is a person's greatest recognition of another person from the heart.

20. Different people do the same thing for you, and you will feel a world of difference. Because what we care about is often not what people do, but what people do.

2 1. Sometimes, we can comfort others with the same words, but we can't convince ourselves.

22. People who understand me don't need to explain; People who don't understand me need to explain.

In any case, it is always unforgivable for a person to make excuses. The more unloved you are, the more you should love yourself.

24. What should we do if our feelings are weak? Break up, and then I'll chase you.

25. What's it like to give up someone you like? It's like a house that has been burning for a long time. You know this is home, but you can't go back.

26. People say I am a good mother. How can I fight back? Hello, son!

27. Kindness is an advantage, but it cannot be your weakness.

28. I dare not lose my temper or put on a cold face, because I am not sure that you will post it to make me happy.

29. If you fail someone who loves you deeply, you will meet someone who hurts you the most.

30. An enemy that can make you angry shows that you are not sure to win him; A friend who can make you angry shows that you still care about his friendship.

3 1. I like a person without any evaluation, because I am afraid that my family will find it difficult to explain.

32. Give me 60 kilos of goods, and I'm sure I can't move them. Give me 100 Jin of you, and I will definitely pick you up and run.

34. I hope that after many years, it is not the alarm clock that wakes me up, but your voice.

I once threatened that I would rather freeze to death than become a dog. It was not until I was frozen into a dog today that I realized that the beautiful promise was too young.

Your name is so deep to me that I will think of you when I see a letter.

37. I believe you won't leave when you come, and I'll pretend you didn't come when you left.

38. The old vine is dizzy, the school food is too bad, and the classmates are hungry. The sun is setting. Well, I'm going home.

39. No matter how good the relationship is, you can't get too close. Sometimes teeth bite the tongue.

40. What is the power of mathematics? After reading the answer, I can't understand what the power of language is. Read the answer and don't want to copy it!

4 1. The hardest thing to say is the first greeting and the last farewell.

42. The feeling of being jealous is like swallowing a lot of broken glass, full of blood, but unable to spit it out.

43. Pregnancy, like pregnancy, will show itself after a long time.

44. You don't know the value of Friday afternoon unless you experience the crash on Monday morning.

45. One day, I will make those who love me proud, those who dislike me regret, those who hate me dissatisfied and those who laugh at me dumbfounded.

46. Some members of the opposite sex don't want to be lovers, but they don't want to give them to others.

47. Some people just meet for a while, as if they have known each other for a long time and want to tell him everything.

48. I like you better than anyone, but everyone likes me better than you.

49. Never be fat, or no one will believe you are a beggar if you are poor in the future.

If a dog stands in your way in winter, make way for it. It is not easy for it to warm this place with its small belly.

QQ Personality: I believe you won't leave when you come. I'll pretend you haven't been here when you leave.

First, there is no shortage of love these days. What is lacking is someone who takes love seriously.

Second, youth is a long journey, and you can't go back; Youth is an unforgettable encounter; Youth is a kind of pain, too late.

Third, there are so many places around, and some people have to leave if they want to come in.

Fourth, the light of temptation overwhelms my sadness. Too many extravagant hopes are finally as light as a feather.

When I met you at the corner, I woke up a little. I shouldn't have taken this road.

6. I believe you won't leave when you come. I'll pretend you haven't been here when you leave.

7. People who are easily moved are emotional people, but they are also easily deceived.

Eight, I think there will be such a person worthy of my love, waiting for me in the distance.

Nine, I love, try my best to love, you don't cherish, I can only blame myself for being romantic.

Ten, the fallen petal sighs helplessly, sighs his infatuation, complains about the ruthlessness of heaven, but regrets his feelings. The seas run dry and the rocks crumble, but the feelings have not changed. Flowers bloom and fall silently, and the full moon is silent. But there is too much helplessness in the world. Too little can be done and too little can be infatuated.

I can still live well without dependence, which makes me strong. Thank you.

Twelve, the knuckles are chaotic, and the law of beauty. Sugar cheats dance in coffee.

Thirteen, if we are all children, we can stay where time is, sit together and slowly bow our heads, while listening to the story that will never grow old.

Fourteen, many times, I know something by accident afterwards. Pretending to be indifferent on the surface, laughing wildly. In fact, my heart hurts more than anything else.

Fifteen, our memories have joys and sorrows.

There is no point in living the same life every day.

17. Pain is the great nutrition in life and the great compassion on the stage of life. Pain, or the heart is biting, or the pain is cracking, or the pain is faint, bitter and bitter, and the memory is profound. People who have experienced pain will more or less give themselves a more valuable attitude towards life. How light it is to live without pain; How pale life without scars is. Please don't be afraid of pain, with a sincere heart, learn to understand in pain.

Eighteen, the space formed by singing, let the years come and go freely, so the face of the person who is still protected has never changed and there is a huge and endless hatred.

Cherish the people in front of you Some people left and never came back.

Twenty, forgotten by you, it turned out to be just very simple.

I can resist loneliness, but I can't resist your silence by my side.

Twenty-two, we have been looking for, looking for, the ending that we all have.

At the age of 23, his face, as if blown away by a small wind, gradually became clear.

Twenty-four, people who have no stories in their hearts have just learned to control them. Don't forget your innovative spirit, so as to achieve your ultimate goal.

Twenty-five, everyone is waiting, simply get used to a person's life.

Twenty-six, the hands of the clock turn and turn, looking at the clouds in the sky, dotted with blue sky, but can not decorate my heart. In this sad and permanent era, the former Acura sank into the long river of history, and the once beautiful dream was fragmented. Sadness has always been in my heart.

The saddest distance in the world is when two people are far apart but don't know each other. Suddenly one day, they met and fell in love. The distance becomes very close. Then one day, they stopped falling in love, and the two people who were very close became far away, even farther away than before.

Twenty-eight, it's dark, you can't see my tears; Because I smiled so awkwardly with tears.

You go, I won't stay; If you come, I will still be here.

1, when travel becomes a kind of vagrancy, we regard life as a kind of reality of life.

Never completely believe what your eyes see. Probably what you want to see.

The meaning of travel is always determined by the heart. I don't want to see many places of interest in my life journey. I only hope that one can extend under my feet. Even if there is an endless field in front of me, I can still smile at a love that devours everything …

4. If people know their destination, why care about drifting at this time?

A flower can't wither and waste the whole spring, and a setback can't waste a lifetime.

6. Perhaps the significance of traveling lies not in how many scenery you saw along the way, nor in whether you reached the expected destination, but in the change of mood and rich experience during the journey.

7. Let your heart be full of hope, follow kindness, walk through the hustle and bustle of the world of mortals, and write down touching warmth in the shallow years.

8. I think the eternal temptation of travel is that you can't stay and have no end.

9. In your lifetime, you will only complain about warmth and say nothing. The taste of flowers is getting stronger and stronger, and the taste of tea is getting more and more mellow. I meet my heart, I am warm, and I accompany.

10, half-life flowers bloom and half-life flowers fall. This road is a long mountain and a long water. After all, you have to go on your own.

1 1. My dream life is like this: there are flowers, the sky and the distance to look forward to.

12, the years have changed our appearance, but what remains unchanged is the scenery we walked under.

13. Sometimes, suddenly, I just want to start a simple trip. It won't take long, and it won't take long. A person, a bag, a road, a journey, a mood, without any bondage, without any fetters.

14. Time will never go backwards. Grasp every morning that belongs to you.

15, keep a quiet, light ink, silent love, silent love.

16, you can never climb a mountain, but you must have a mountain in your heart. It keeps you climbing high, it keeps you in a direction of struggle, and it allows you to look up at any moment and see your hope.

17, no matter how painful the experience, it will gradually fade away in the end. Because nothing can beat time.

18, sometimes, don't look at the world too lonely, just as you will always miss some people, there will always be some people who will always miss you.

19, it is said that time flies. In fact, time is always there, but my heart is changing and my feelings are changing. People say that they can't resist time. In fact, time can't resist our impetuousness.

With a worried heart, I said, Come on, I believe you won't leave.

1. Love goes from caring to seduction to parting.

In fact, people and trees are the same. The more they yearn for the sunshine in the high places, the more their roots will extend to the dark land.

3, look at happiness, don't write sadness, don't worry, don't ask how many flowers bloom, just ask for a peaceful smile.

4, the wife said: Compare the two fish who are handsome, handsome is tomorrow's dish.

5. Is there anyone who is anxious to forget me?

6. I will accompany you to the end, can you not look back?

7. Mute the phone. Isn't that the loneliness of an empty double bed?

8. In the middle of the night, lean against the corner, tuck your knees and say to yourself: I'm sorry!

I don't know when it started. I also fell in love with silence and loneliness.

10, if one day you start to miss me, remember, I didn't leave myself, you let go.

1 1. The promise we made has now disappeared.

12, idiot thinks idiot knows the love between idiot and idiot.

13, I can't bear it. I can't forget it. I can't put it down, but does it work?

14 I think each of us needs a friend who is not too far away. He won't be close enough to embarrass you, and he won't be far enough for you to rely on.

15, whether it is friendship or love, you have come, and I believe you will not leave. Go ahead. I'll pretend you never came.