Let's talk about humor when we get paid.

1, salary is like a period: once a month, it will be gone in a week or so.

2, wages are like a big aunt: once pregnant, it is gone.

3, the salary is like a big aunt: at the retirement age, it will be gone soon!

4, wages are like a big aunt: when the time is not up, the heart will panic!

5, wages are like a big aunt: often not on time!

6, wages are like a big aunt: I feel pain up and down. . .

7. Our company is a good company! Although I get off work late, I go to work early! Although we have less rest, we are more on duty! Although we are very cold in winter, we are very hot in summer! Although we had a holiday late, we started early! Although our salary is low, we work a lot! This is what you are looking for when you are looking for a job! Take the least money, take more classes and take fewer vacations!

8. Now the salary is the same as eyelashes. Once finalized, it will be difficult to go up again! Prices, like beards, are always taken care of and go up very fast!

9. My salary is really rising. I love the party more in my heart. I can give my children a reward. I can get my parents to praise me. Dare to shout when you see your wife. I dare to talk when I meet my classmates. I want to try seafood goose feet. Dare to grab the bill after dinner. You can go shopping when you are free, and occasionally you can go to the sauna. When I met a beautiful woman, my dream was really cool ... and the price went up again, and everything was fucking wasted.

10. Except the salary, almost everything around us has gone up in price, but we still have to live strong, because the price of the cemetery has also gone up now. A village held a meeting to discuss funeral reform and save land resources, and the villagers expressed their opinions. A said: I suggest! You don't even need a coffin. This saves money and land. B said: I think vertical burial can save more space. C knocked on his pipe and said slowly, I think it's only half buried vertically, even the tombstone is saved. You can tell who is dead at a glance.

1 1. Salary is like a period: once a month, and it will be gone in a week or so. Netizen: "I'm afraid I'm not sure and I didn't come." "It's gone as soon as you get pregnant!" "At the retirement age, it will be gone soon!" "Zhou Guangzu!" "If you don't come to time, you will be flustered." "You have mastered it yourself, and he will come if you want." "Only you know how much."