The rest of the day, you wash clothes, cook and wash dishes.

1, hello, may I have your name? Your name is Qi. . . Wow, descendants of the Monkey King! Damn it, the Monkey King's surname is Sun. . . . . Nowadays, the underground parking lot is designed like a maze, and it takes a long time to find that you don't have a car.

2. Someone asked what's the difference between senior three and senior four? I wrote a Cao on a piece of paper and asked gay friends, senior, what is it? Gay friends said, damn it. He also asked his senior three brother, what is this? He said that calcium monoxide, also called quicklime, can react with water, and calcium is bivalent Barabara. ...

Yesterday, a male colleague and his wife had a quarrel. He held an early meeting today, and he was responsible for telling everyone the plan. I saw him in high spirits, dressed in a straight suit, walking to the podium of the conference room and taking out an induction cooker from his computer bag in front of all his colleagues. ...

4. Some students were sleeping in class, and the teacher saw the fire and asked him to solve the problem on the blackboard. Teacher: "It's shameless to dare to sleep in class with such poor grades. Just sleep." . . "As a result, someone solved the problem beautifully. The teacher suddenly felt a little embarrassed. He walked back to his seat and said, "I'll take a nap first. You can ask me later. " .。"

5. The reason for being fat is probably that my thin body can't hold my great personality. You love to ignore me today, and I'll come to you tomorrow. I thought women couldn't afford men, but later I found that men were expensive, and finally I found that even dogs couldn't afford them.

6. Come with me, and you'll have a bowl brush when I get something to eat. You have your face value, I have my shorts, not very short, but cool and arranged. Have a holiday, buy a globe, the world is so big, you can not only have a look, but also browse.

7. Students' feet are particularly smelly! Going out to buy shoes with him, the shoe store owner is particularly dark. A pair of canvas shoes 120 yuan, he doesn't bargain. He said give it a try. No sooner had he taken off his shoes than the smell smoked me back. The classmate tried it and said, "40 yuan, otherwise this pair of shoes will not be sold in the future." The boss has a black line on his face and has no choice but to make a deal!

8. Funnily enough, go to the train station and ask the beauty, "Where is the online ticket collection point at the train station?" The beautiful woman gave me a look. "I am thirsty. Buy a bottle of water to tell you. " Uncle suddenly said, "young man, I'll take you there." I'm dying of thirst. "

9. Today, when Xiao Ming came home, he bowed his head and said to his father: The teacher said that I am fish begins to stink at the head, like father, like son. Xiao Ming's father slapped him and scolded: Did you lift the skirt of a female classmate?

10, near Zhu Zhechi, very close to me and very sweet. I only admire three people, one is, the other is Ning, the third is a fairy, the third is a demon and the third is a ghost.