It is raining. Cool humorous phrases

1. What funny sentences are there in rainy days? 1. Why does it rain in the sky? Because the earth is going to take a bath!

If it rains and thunders, you can stand under the big tree and shout to the sky, "I want to travel in ancient times." Ensure success.

3. Little friends who dare to play computer when it thunders and rains are not afraid of lightning coming, so do you cross it?

The last time it was windy and rainy, I knew I had to prepare for a boat trip. Otherwise, don't go out.

The most regrettable thing in life is that it rains without an umbrella and eats without a bowl.

6. Going out in summer is going into the oven, walking is mala Tang, sitting down is teppanyaki, or if it doesn't rain, it will become boiled fish!

7. If a drop of water falls from the sky, it will be a tear I miss you; If there are countless water drops in the sky, don't think about it, it's raining!

8. In continuous rainy days, it is most suitable for practicing lightness skill.

9. Big Head 7A64E78988E69D8331333363393738 Big Head, don't worry about the rain, you have an umbrella and I have a big head.

10, I saw rain today, but I really didn't see thunder. Why did you see all kinds of explosive heads along the way?

1 1. I want to pretend to be depressed without an umbrella when it rains. Results: I was beaten by my mother, and the cold came to take care of me again.

12. It has been raining these days. I guess the Jade Emperor is crying, and his marriage must be unhappy. There are two possibilities. One is that the Queen Mother is gone, and the other is that she won't go.

13, playing outside in rainy days, dragging along while playing herringbone. -flip-flops

14. Why does it rain during the term? (1) reveals the background of the story; (2) Rendering a bleak atmosphere; (3) Suggest the tragic fate of the characters.

15, the deskmate sent her a short message "Let's elope". Her answer is "It's raining".

It's hot and rainy. Talking 1 is very cool. I am in the mood today, too. This feeling is very strange. I like it. It's going to rain. I will send you a song.

2. It's raining, the ground slides, you fall and you climb —— Talk about the mood of rain.

3. Let's go together. If it rains suddenly, do you buy an umbrella to take with you or bring it with you?

Honey, it's raining. Did you miss me?

Peep through the rainy window occasionally and imagine kissing your face.

6. [The most beautiful thing is not the rainy day E799Be5Bae6E59e9e7Ad94313336130641but the eaves you use to shelter from the rain//

7. My eyes are raining for him, but my heart is holding an umbrella for him-this is love.

Rain or thunder, cloudy or sunny, I want you to stay with me all the time.

9. The most beautiful thing is not the rainy day, but the eaves you hide from.

10, I'm glad I'm not afraid of wind, rain and lightning.

1 1, inexplicable happiness, inexplicable unhappiness; Do you need a reason? Happy: The weather is very good today. Unhappy: Does it rain today?

12. When you cry, it is raining all over the world.

13, it rained today, hit a bone, lost a gold chain and was copied. What a pity #

14, rainy day, you and I separate.

15, I just need a friend who can lend me my umbrella in rainy days. What about you?

16. Who will accompany me when I am sad? Who will coax me when I am sad? Who will wait for me in the rain when it rains?

17. Drink hot water when you have a stomachache, add clothes when it is cold, take medicine when you have a cold, cook when you are hungry, take an umbrella when it rains, count sheep when you are insomnia, watch TV dramas when you are bored, and nobody loves it.

18, it rains because the sky can't bear its weight, just like tears because the heart can't bear its pain.

19, the most beautiful thing is not the rainy day, but the roof that once sheltered you from the wind and rain.

20. The most beautiful thing is not the rainy day, but the roof where you shelter from the rain.

2 1, I remember, one rainy day, you said you would love me very much. Now, it's raining again, taking away all our vows ...-Talk about the mood of rain.

22. It's raining all over the world, but we have an appointment to clean it up together-for our girl friends.

23. The city with you is beautiful when it rains.

I don't like rainy days because of G-Dragon.

25, rain, the most suitable weather for sleeping.

3. What funny sentences describe "rainy day"? 1. It is raining and thundering. Stand under the tree and shout, I want to cross.

I want to pretend to be depressed without an umbrella when it rains. Results: I was beaten by my mother, and the cold came to take care of me again.

Funny sentences describing "rainy days"

1. It is most suitable for practicing lightness skill on water on rainy days.

God, how long do you have to pee? Cann't pee? Or is there something wrong with the prostate? ..... damn rainy days.

It has been raining these days. I guess the jade emperor is crying. This must be an unhappy marriage. There are two possibilities. One is that the queen mother has left, and the other is that she refuses to leave.

I don't want you to be negative because of me. The city with you is beautiful when it rains. From the sun after dawn to the moonlight at midnight, forget it. I won't like it. What is the secret of this sentence? Ha, I lied to you.

5. The sky is used to shelter from the wind and rain. The land is used to grow flowers and grass. I am used to proving that the world is great.

6. Woman, it rains when you cry.

On the first day of military training, the instructor said, "Don't beg for rain, it's useless. You know, when you have 7,000 people begging for rain, there are still 20,000 divisions. "

It's a windy and rainy day.

9. I hate rainy days. Come on, honey, or I'll tell mom that you stole my hand.

10, if you are fine, oh, fuck. If you're good, that's good. If you are safe, the spare tire will always exist. If you are well, it will be sunny. Oh, it will rain tomorrow.

1 1. Why does it rain during the term? It reveals the background of the story, exaggerates the bleak atmosphere and hints at the tragic fate of the characters.

12, playing outside in rainy days, dragging away when playing flip-flops.

13, big head, big head, don't worry about rain, you have an umbrella, I have a big head.

14. It always rains in recent days. I really want to throw a Sophie into the cloud and suck up all the water.

15, the deskmate sent her a text message "Let's elope", and her reply was "It's raining".

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Humor about hating rainy days Part I: Humor about hating rainy days 1. I hate rainy days. Come on, honey, or I'll tell mom that you stole my hand. It is raining and thundering. Stand under the tree and shout, I want to cross. 50. If you have a cold and a fever and don't want to take medicine or have an injection, don't say you feel sick. If you want to eat and can't cook, comfort yourself with instant noodles. No umbrella when it rains and thunders. Interesting topic about rain. 5 1. Going out is going into the oven, walking is spicy, sitting down is teppanyaki, or it will become boiled fish if it doesn't rain! 52. Why does it rain in the sky? Because the earth is going to take a bath! I just want to say: I hate rainy days. -.54, seeing an umbrella outside, I rushed out crazily, shouting to make the storm more violent, and then it rained, and the rain stopped. What should I do? I miss you so much. Haha, I look so good today. Although it rained, it was all because of my period. 57. I heard that it rained every day at the beginning of school. When it rains, you always turn that umbrella on purpose. When I was a child, you dared to say that you didn't do it. Now on this day, going out is going into the oven, walking is spicy, sitting down is teppanyaki, or if it doesn't rain, it will become boiled fish. 60, it's raining, people have umbrellas, I have a big head 6 1, don't go out in rainy days, although the rain is not poisonous, the wet is small, and gonorrhea is big! 62. It's raining. The brother next to him said that it rained rhythmically, just like when you died. I replied, do you want soup, burn money or pry the grave, 20% off? 63. Stop that woman when it rains outside. What if I get wet? @64, I took a taxi home in the rain and found that my mobile phone was lost. I ran all the way to chase, only to find that the driver stopped and asked me why I had it in my hand. I said weakly, it's raining, drive slowly.

It's hot and rainy. Talking 1 is very cool. I am in the mood today, too. This feeling is very strange. I like it's going to rain. I will send you a song. 2. It's raining. I fell down and got up by myself. 3. Let's talk about the mood of rain. If it rains suddenly, do you buy an umbrella to take with you or bring it with you?

Honey, it's raining. Did you miss me? Peep through the rainy window occasionally and imagine kissing your face. 6. [The most beautiful thing is not the rainy day E799Be5Bae6E59B9e7Ad9431333130641but hiding from the rain with you //7. My eyes are raining for him, but my heart is holding an umbrella for him-this is love. Whether it rains or thunders, I want you to be happy and sad on a cloudy day.

10, I'm glad I'm not afraid of wind, rain and lightning. 1 1, inexplicable happiness, inexplicable unhappiness; Do you need a reason? Happy: The weather is very good today.

Unhappy: Does it rain today? 12. When you cry, it is raining all over the world.

13, it rained today, hit a bone, lost a gold chain and was copied. It really sucks # 14, when it rains, you and I are separated. 15, I just need a friend who can lend me my umbrella in rainy days. What about you? 16, who will accompany me when I am sad? Who will coax me when I am sad? Who will wait for me in the rain when it rains? 17. Drink hot water when you have a stomachache, add clothes when it is cold, take medicine when you have a cold, cook when you are hungry, take an umbrella when it rains, count sheep when you are insomnia, and watch TV dramas when you are bored. Nobody loves 18. Rain is because the sky can't bear its weight, just like tears are because the heart can't bear its pain 19. The most beautiful thing is not rainy days, but. 2 1, I remember, one rainy day, you said you would love me very much, and now it rains again, taking away all our vows. ..............................................................................................................................

24. Because of G-Dragon, I don't like rainy days. 25. Rain is the best weather for sleeping.

6. When he left town, he was wearing broken sneakers and barefoot. ...

Ten years later, he came back. Today, he is already a big boss with assets of over 100 million yuan ... The streets are still familiar, but people are strange. Suddenly, he stopped. The word "Wang Mazi Braised Pork Shop" comes into view. He smiled, but there were tears in his eyes ... The name gave him so poor and hungry, too many warm memories. ...

The store is still the same store, just shabby and depressed. It can be seen that the boss is not doing well. There is no waiter, only a familiar burly figure, busy. His heart beat a little faster and he smiled and said, "Boss, let's have a bowl of braised pork. Less bittern and more meat ... "

His back froze, and he slowly turned around ... A bearded, pockmarked face stared at him with tears in his eyes. ...

Pockmarked face with tears, shout at top of voice, descended. ...

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Jumped into his arms and beat his chest: "You damn fool, you still know to come back ..."