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About fat people: Even though I am a man, my cup size will definitely blow your mind.

1. Want me to lose weight? joke! Do you know how much I paid for this body?

2. There are only two ways out for fat people, either to get in better shape or to get in better shape.

3. People who didn’t dislike me when I was fat, I will definitely repay you when I lose weight.

4. The Fat Child’s Song of Youth is really an adventure story of a meat bun.

5. Are you frightened by my light movements? hehe. Remember that fat is lighter than muscle.

6. With such a small distance, I can quickly roll over.

7. Those who cannot even retain nutrients are human dregs.

8. My ideal is very simple: to have the body of Brother Monkey and live the life of Bajie.

9. I originally planned to lose weight and become a lightning bolt this year, blinding your eyes. Unexpectedly, I became fat and became a wall of nuts, blocking your sight.

10. “A tolerant woman” is me.

11. I can eat all this before I break a sweat, do you believe it?

12. Many people interpret "Being generous" means "Being generous".

13. Stop trying to catch up with me. The calories you and I take in are not at all of the same order of magnitude.

14. Although I am a man, my cup size will definitely blow your mind.

15. Just order whatever you like. Don’t worry, I’m here.

16. There are many people in the world who want to eat but cannot. I'm helping them finish their unfinished business.

17. The three most beautiful words in the world are not "I love you", but "You have lost weight".

18. I prayed to God to make me prosperous, but God kept making me fat.

19. The secret of obesity is not how much or what to eat, but how to eat. You feel it.

Twenty. Now that I weigh myself, I even want to pluck out my eyebrows.

21. If you are not determined to gain weight, don’t force yourself to eat.

22. Fat people are rarely cherished by others, so they can have a heart that cherishes others.

Twenty-three, you take the first step and leave the rest to me!

24. A fat man’s life is like a measuring cylinder, destined to be measured throughout his life. Talk about the personality of fat people

1. Don’t talk about weight in life!

2. Does it hurt you? This is the weight of life.

3. You take the first step and leave the rest to me!

4. Although I am a man, my cup size will definitely blow your mind.

5. If you are not determined to gain weight, don’t force yourself to eat.

6. Those who cannot even retain nutrients are the dregs of mankind.

7. I can eat all this before I break a sweat, do you believe it?

8. No matter how beautiful your soul is, you are still a kind-hearted fat man!

9. When I weigh myself now, I even want to pluck out my eyebrows.

10. I can roll over such a small distance quickly.

11. Just order whatever you like. Don’t worry, I’m here.

12. The woman who is tolerant is me.

13. I can’t marry you. Because the things I carry are different from ordinary people.

14. I prayed to God to make me prosperous, but God kept making me fat.

15. Not good! The boat is leaking! Jack, go evacuate everyone. I'm blocking here.

16. Many people interpret being generous as being generous.

17. Are you frightened by my light movements? hehe. Remember that fat is lighter than muscle.

18. Want me to lose weight? joke! Do you know how much I paid for this body?

19. Fat people are rarely cherished by others, so they can have a heart that cherishes others.

20. Can you give me three months? I will reappear before you twice as me.

21. There are many people in the world who want to eat but cannot. I'm helping them finish their unfinished business.

22. The three most beautiful words in the world are not that I love you, but that you have lost weight.

23. There are only two ways out for fat people, either to get in better shape, or to get in better shape.

24. Stop trying to catch up with me. The calories you and I take in are not at all of the same order of magnitude.

25. The secret of being fat is not how much or what to eat, but how to eat. You feel it.

26. Jack, Captain, as long as I get down, you two can sit on this board. cold? How could I be cold.

27. Fat people are well aware of their shortcomings in appearance and will work harder in other aspects. Therefore, successful people are generally fat.

28. I planned to lose weight this year and become a lightning bolt that would blind your eyes. However, unexpectedly, I became fat and became a wall of nuts, blocking your sight. Inspirational quotes about losing weight: Fat man! No matter how beautiful your soul is, you are still a kind-hearted fat man!!

1. Big S eats a banana a day for a week. So you see, you just have to be patient. Why can't you when others can?

2. If a woman cannot control her weight, how can she control her life.

3. You don’t dare to grin when taking pictures, right? You don’t dare to wear light-colored pants, right? This is the biggest sorrow of fat people!

4. Think about the people who made fun of you for being fat in the past

5. Do you like watching the boy you like being snatched away by the girl you hate?

6. Cai Yilin worked so hard and didn’t eat anything when he was in college. He is also a human being, so we shouldn’t feel so sorry for ourselves

7. Losing weight is always the second most important thing in life. , the first important thing is to eat and drink well!

8. Think about the nicknames you got because of your fatness in the past.

9. Do you like to wear tight clothes and walk under the scorching sun while sweating in the summer?

10. Think about the way other people look at extinct dinosaurs

11. Treat fat as your enemy to lose weight and hold back tears every minute

< p> 12. People who can’t control their mouths should stop making noises about losing weight! Isn’t this just disgusting! Deserve it! Damn fat man! You deserve to be the one to cry over those XS beautiful clothes! Summer is coming! Don't ask for trouble by wearing a skirt with your elephant legs! Aren't you afraid that someone will secretly admire your courage behind your back? I'm thinner than you! More energetic than you! You deserve to be so ugly!

13. Don’t do your hair again until you lose weight!

14. If you want to be thin, you have to pay a price. If you can’t bear it, just continue to be among the fat people. Anyway, there are so many fat people in the world, and you are not the only one left.

15. You have to be thin even if you die, and you will never give up. Eliminate fat and bring back beauty.

16. Do you know why those thin people are thinner than you! Because while trying to persuade you to eat something to take care of your body, she herself makes excuses not to eat as much as possible! Even if you eat it, it is still vegetarian, and it is symbolic!

17. Don’t care whether others think good or bad, as long as you are brave and follow me to lose weight

18. You have to lose weight even if you die, no matter how hard it is to go on a hunger strike, this is the only way to lose weight.

19. There are many people around you who care about you, be patient for them

20. It’s not good to just fantasize about your appearance of losing weight instead of working hard! About fat people Insightful sentences

Insightful sentences about fat people

1. The three most beautiful words in the world are not that I love you, but that you have lost weight.

2. I thought you knew nothing except being fat.

3. Fat pig, why did you escape from the pig cage? Why don't you go back and eat pig food? If you grow faster, I'll sell you for money!

4. Although I am a fan of Real Madrid, I still have to draw a clear line with Ronaldo!

5. When squeezing on the bus or subway, you can do it with ease.

6. Hey, have you finished weighing? Come down quickly, I want to weigh you too.

7. I originally planned to lose weight and become a lightning bolt this year, blinding your eyes. Unexpectedly, I became fat and became a wall of nuts, blocking your sight.

8. When a man walks towards you, he turns around and turns around because of admiration rather than out of curiosity.

9. The most embarrassing thing about fat people in winter is: If you wear more clothes, others will say: Oh, you are so fat and you are afraid of the cold~ If you wear less clothes, others will say: You are really fat. Not afraid of the cold~

10. Intimate contact on the beach is originally a romantic thing, but it is another matter if you have to dig the other person out of the sand in the end.

11. Calculate the total score of boys: Bonus points for boys with good-looking hands, sword-shaped eyebrows, gentle voice, straight nose, long legs, good-looking collarbone, good at playing basketball, good at cooking, humorous and good at telling jokes, Good at fighting, perfect for being handsome, and perfect for being rich.

12. Obesity is not conducive to the health of future babies.

13. Today, I stand here again, just to prove to the world: I have surpassed myself again!

14. Thanks to me being a fat man, I can squeeze my belly when I am sad.

15. Big breasts are a fig leaf for fat people, while thin legs are like flat-chested figs.

16. It’s as round as a football.

17. A variety of gynecological diseases are related to obesity.

18. Many people interpret being generous as being generous.

19. People who didn’t dislike me when I was fat, I will definitely repay you when I lose weight.

20. No matter how good you are, you are still a fat man! Do you think you will turn into a pig if you eat every day?

21. Find a job you like and you will not be rejected because of your body shape.

22. It was difficult to breathe, so I sat down with a sponge wrapped around my stomach.

23. Fat people who want to lose weight should understand one truth: if you eat too much, you have to pay it back.

Twenty-four, Hi! Brother, why are you doing better horizontally than vertically?

25. Scientists say that the more overweight you are, the shorter your life span will be!

26. Don’t worry about sprained feet when wearing high heels.

27. Try tying three or five sandbags on your body and legs. How does it feel to go shopping with a heavy load?

28. I just wanted to play in the water. How could I get stuck in the swimming ring?

29. Shanghai girls now know why you gain weight if you always drink cold water!

Thirty, fat people can certainly be confident, but if you are obsessed with your weight and can't let go, then you'd better lose weight.

31. You can put more water in the bathtub.

32. Sitting in the small tables and chairs in the bar, you will not feel like playing bumper cars with the people around you.

Thirty-three, Garfield and Doraemon are just cartoon characters, we live in reality.

Thirty-four, how long will you stay fat? There are so many beautiful clothes that you can’t fit into. If you go to a clothing store, they will tell you that they don’t have any in your size, only size S.

Thirty-five, Sister Wen, if you stand a little further to the side, you will block my mobile phone signal.

Thirty-six, I think we should all act in a movie called "Those Years, We Girls Who Couldn't Lose Weight"

Thirty-seven, Years Later , show your grandson your slightly yellowed wedding dress: back then, grandma’s waist was only so tight!

38. When taking a hot air balloon ride in some places, the weighing staff will write your weight on the back of their hand!

Thirty-nine. When going on a romantic outing, you will not wear the back strap of your boyfriend’s bicycle flat.

40. You know, it is very embarrassing to tell the sales girl whether there are extra-large clothes; but the clothes here are too fat, but you can say it with confidence.

41. When you go shopping with your boyfriend in the summer, he won’t always want to walk behind you to enjoy the shade.

Forty-three, a fat man is destined to die, which may be more serious than Mount Tai, some more serious than Huashan, some more serious than Hengshan, some more serious than the Himalayas.

44. When you lead the guest to the sofa, you will not judge him because of the two big holes on it.

45. Those who say I don’t need to lose weight are bad people.

46. I finally know why there is famine in the world, because of your appearance.

47. The life of a fat man is like a measuring cylinder, destined to be measured throughout his life.

48. Don’t wear a green down jacket, it looks like a watermelon, and don’t wear a red one, it looks like a tomato. Don't even wear yellow, it looks like grapefruit. Don't wear white, it looks like cabbage. Don't wear black, it will look like a bear. Don't wear beige either, it will look like a potato. Even if he wears nothing, he still looks like a meat bun.

Forty-nine, wow, how come you fucked my little Heihei after not seeing you for a few days?

At fifty, if you slim down your face, you will save a lot of cosmetics.

51. Every major weight loss at a turning point in life has an ulterior purpose.

52. Don’t go to men’s clothing stores to find women’s clothing that suits you.

Fifty-three, I am the lever, you are the ball, give me a fulcrum, I want to send you there, then you have to go, I am the world's number one football player, haha!

Fifty-four. The Fat Child’s Song of Youth is really an adventure story of a meat bun.

Fifty-five, Hi buddy! Be careful during sex at night, the person below may not be able to bear it.

Fifty-six. It’s easy to say that you are broad-minded and fat. When you think about your weight, you feel depressed!

Fifty-seven, he, fat, squeezed into the narrow door step by step.

58. When learning to swim, no matter how hard my limbs are, they are still floating on the water. I am so angry that I want to jump into the river but find that I still can't sink.

59. Smoking already requires you to pay more in premiums. Who dares to say that in twenty years there will not be regulations: When buying life insurance, you will have to pay more because it is very important?

60. Prove your ability: you can do this thing, there is nothing you can’t do!

61. It’s useless to be so fat. I wonder if the pork supply is seriously declining now?

62. You will know why there is famine in Africa.

63. Even the King of Tonga ordered the whole country to lose weight.