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It’s a manifestation of obsessive-compulsive disorder, don’t miss it!

1. When wearing headphones, you must see both sides clearly before wearing them.

2. Like to bite straws, paper cups and lollipop sticks.

3. Look When I find a notebook I like, I buy it and keep it, but I am reluctant to write in it

4. I set the alarm clock every five minutes but still refuse to get up.

5. I suspect that the door is not locked. < /p>

8. You cannot eat rainbow candies of the same color twice in a row.

9. If you don’t like your blog template, you will keep changing it until you are satisfied.

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10. If you suddenly want to write something and you don’t have a notebook, you will write it on a tissue.

11. After eating a board of pills, tear off all the aluminum foil around it,

12. Repeatedly check the recorded things or filled-in forms,

13. The icons on the computer desktop must be arranged in a certain order,

14. Before leaving a place Read it up, down, left, right, and right more than twice,

15. Be sure to put your slippers neatly before going to bed,

16. Adjust the volume to a level that is pleasing to your eyes. Numbers,

17. Be sure to empty the Recycle Bin after deleting files,

18. It is easy to match some words written by others and make random thoughts,

19. When in a daze Right-click on the desktop to refresh or refresh the page again and again,

20. I feel awkward when I see others not wiping the blackboard clean,

21. I am used to recording with dates,

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22. Like to eat watermelon with a spoon,

23. Like to eat two or more pieces of chewing gum at a time,

24. Like to eat crispy ice cream Eat the crispy outside first,

25. Like to bite the straw when drinking,

26. Like to sit by the window,

27. See I want to take photos of reflective things,

28. I like to make crosses and tic-tac-toe on mosquito-bitten bags,

29. I touch my pocket when I hear someone dropping money,

30. I prefer to brush my teeth left and right instead of up and down.

31. I don’t like to hold an umbrella when it rains.

32. If I don’t have a good TV to watch, You need the remote control to call back,

33. I like to eat ice cream in the winter,

34. Sometimes I jump around like a child when walking,

35. The test results are out I dare not check it later,

36. Keep refreshing and refreshing when surfing the Internet,

38. Turn on the fan even when the air conditioner is turned on. Tell me something that can make you hit. Don't tell me that you didn't!

1. If you are powerless to complain about life, it is better not to calm down and spend some time to change yourself!

2. If it weren't for you on QQ, I would be willing to stare at my phone like a 2-year-old all day long

3. You have to cherish the kind of people who take the initiative to talk to you, chat with you, send you text messages, and even keep talking after you say "um", because no one will be full and full to please someone they don't care about. People

4. These days, I am embarrassed to tell people that school is on holiday without twenty or thirty papers in hand.

5. Sometimes forgetting is the best relief; silence is the best way to tell.

6. Some girls have harsh words, but please believe that they are actually kind at heart. Some girls are full of swear words, but please believe that their souls are actually very clean. Some girls refuse to help, but please believe that they most want to find a shoulder. Rely on, some girls look like men, but please believe that they have the weakest feelings. Don't be deceived by a girl's appearance, she always has the worst in her face but the best in her heart.

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He just doesn't love you. It's not because he's busy, it's not neglectful, it's not understanding, it's not a test, it's not temporarily forgotten, or it's not withdrawn. . . Just, no, love, you.

8. Rourou, let's go, don't be so obsessed with me, let's break up. We are not suitable. real.

9. When a drunk man calls you, his words may not be credible, but at least he has you in his heart

10. Today's pants, the more holes they have, the more expensive they are.

11. When I was a child, Rock Paper Scissors always had to tap my foot to gain momentum.

12. Chinese-style education means that you will never use the knowledge you learn in your lifetime, but it determines your entire life.

13. Every time I talk to you about topics that even I find boring, it’s just because I want to talk to you more.

14. During the Qingming Festival, a family went to visit the grave. The grandfather led the whole family in praying, ancestors, bless our family to have more talents, more high-ranking officials, and more rich people. It happened that there was a nest of ants next to the grave. The grandson was playing with ants by twisting them. While twisting them, he said loudly, "Everyone will die." The whole family looked at the child, and all of them had black lines on their faces.

15. The person who chats with you late at night and falls asleep while waiting for your reply is risking his life to accompany you, so cherish it.

16. Every time he borrowed a classmate's homework to copy, he never forgot to say: I scrawled it

17. It’s a common problem for women to want to get to the bottom of everything, but can’t stand the stimulation of the truth.

18. Are you afraid of having your balls frightened when you play cheating?

19. The moment I open my eyes in the morning, I touch my mobile phone, and the moment I close my eyes at night, I put down my mobile phone.

20. If you send a woman home who hasn't slept with you yet, you'll be on your way wherever you go.

21. Whether the friend is a human or a dog, time will slip by

22. Seeing a junior classmate in front of me accidentally sprained her foot while walking, the junior classmate said with concern: I'll carry you on my back. The school girl said shyly: I don’t want my other foot to be fine. When I heard this, I remembered the unbearable experiences in the past. So he stepped forward and pushed the junior student away with a double cloud palm, and then stomped on the junior girl's other foot. He floated away with slight steps on the waves. Junior! The senior can only help you so far

23. How many people turn on their computers, get on the button, listen to music, and enter the space over and over again. Never know what you are turning over.

24. Work hard so that in the future you can appear in perfect condition in front of the people who rejected you at the beginning.

25. It seems that I don't care about you, but in fact you don't know how many times I have resisted the urge to find you

26. Chat on QQ, if I don’t reply to you, don’t post again. Either it's not you, or she doesn't want to talk to you at all, and don't let people think you are cheap.

27. There is nothing wrong with liking someone. The only thing wrong is liking someone who doesn't like you.

28. The farthest distance in the world is not life and death, but the same mistake. You are in the classroom and I am in the office. Don’t miss the various signs a boy likes a girl: 1: He doesn’t like you crying because he loves you; but occasionally he will let you act coquettishly because he knows you are in a bad mood and doesn’t want you to Sad

2: He always calls you stupid, but what he does is even stupider than you

3: He likes you to hold his hand forcefully and likes to touch your fingers

4: He will hold your hand when you are cold (so when he is cold, please hug him tightly)

5: When you encounter difficulties I want to hold you tight sometimes, but I want to protect you when I encounter big difficulties.

6: I am very tolerant of you and always smile at you. (Although love is selfish, when you meet a boy who can tolerate you, please cherish her)

7: I like to stay quietly with you, no No one's bother.

8: When you are with your friend, he sits silently aside and makes no sound (unless it is a friend you both know)

9: He will be angry with you, but As long as you coax him well, everything will be fine.

(Boys are the most vicious when they are angry)

10: He is very principled, but he will break his principles for you.

11: He always calls you a liar, but actually he doesn’t mind, and occasionally calls you a liar.

12: I will be happy when I eat with you.

13: I am very polite in front of your family, but I will be very fierce in front of you!

14: When you ask him if he misses you, he will say no, but in fact it is quite the opposite.

15: Likes to look at you, whether it is when you are sleeping or eating, he wants to capture every shot of your life!

16: If you encounter unfair treatment, you will scream out before you

17: Will work hard to get rid of the problems you don’t like. . . (For example, you don’t like that he talks loudly when he is excited, but you can’t change it for a while, but he doesn’t give up)

18: He is always careless about himself, but he always wants to be meticulous with you. . .

19: He likes to quarrel with you coquettishly, because he will like the way you let him feel. . .

20: I will only be a little shy towards you. . .

21: Always thinking randomly, just because he wants to have a future with you. . .

22: You will be jealous of people who like you, or are worried about people you will like, but in the end, you still want you to be happy. What he can achieve is not others but your happiness. . . . . . Don't force me to speak

Don't force me to speak

1. This is shameless. . . It's so shameless. He put his paw into my hand, but he still looked like he was being forced. Do you want to be shameless? Just ask Satsuma how to make it delicious

2. Watch it This is an online novel. The author has a lot of imagination and is quite negative. I have to say that the thinking logic is quite rigorous. The author wrote earlier that those with depression, schizophrenia, obsessive-compulsive disorder, and delusional persecution are best not to read it, otherwise they will easily commit suicide. So I feel that life is boring

3. I used to hate the night the most because I was afraid that I would not see anything when I woke up, so I often forced myself not to fall asleep and just watch. But now I hope that after falling asleep Never wake up. I don’t like to get off work or go home. I choose to be busy and escape. Don’t force yourself to fall in love. There is no need to position yourself. Maybe I don’t desire a long-term future. Compared with What I long for more than the intimacy of a lover is a friend with whom I can play. Love means too many things, and I cannot bear that responsibility. I just want someone to play with me, very willful and very simple

4. My mind is blank now, Dad! Get more sleep and rest! Stop tossing yourself and forcing yourself. What should I do if my body is overstretched at such a young age?

5. Please don’t force me to do things I don’t like to do! Because the decision is mine, and you don’t have the capital to force me to do it

6. I try hard to force myself not to think about you and not to disturb your peaceful life. Despite this, when I close my eyes, your figure appears again. It appeared in front of me, I waved it away, but it didn't move. I finally understood that you are not just a passing cloud to me, but you are deeply imprinted in every corner of me. In my heart, there is a room. The name of the hut that opens the door for you is called I Miss You

7. He always advised me to drink vegetable juice and take vitamins, and told me that not enough nutrition would make me prone to depression. I said it didn’t taste good so I didn’t want to eat it. Then he said I hope you can have a happy life. Although I was very touched, I still didn’t want to eat it. I still remember the taste of the vegetable juice he forced me to drink last time

8. I still suffer from insomnia because the last climax of the novel has not been written well, and I want to overthrow it and start over. Force yourself to lie down and not get up. Tomorrow, maybe tomorrow the muse will kiss my finger!

9. No matter she has hurt you or lied to you, she is a man! Never force her to do something she doesn't want to do. I like those who can make me laugh, especially the latter; I must know how to protect and respect women, and don't hit women; even when I don't want to laugh:.

10. In the future, you will no longer force others to do things you don’t like. Even if he is willing to do this because he likes me, I don't want it anymore.

Coercion is not sweet, and forcing others to do things they don't like is meaningless. I can't stand the busy meal of the cafeteria aunt, so I took the time to prepare today's lunch for myself last night because I don't have time. No matter how hard it is, I can't bear the pain of my mouth, hahahaha! Sure enough, what I cooked was just to my liking, so I ate it all. Finally, I didn’t force myself to eat. Don’t be afraid that my aunt would tell me if I couldn’t eat.

11. I am a very straightforward person. Who treats me well and I treat him well? Get away from all the fake love and sincerity. And I don’t like people I don’t like at any time. Don’t force me to accept anyone.

12. Don’t force others to follow. You are the same as me. You should know that there are many methods and abilities, and there is no need to ask everyone to obey my will. Only by having your eyes, ears, nose and tongue perform their own duties can you become a healthy and useful person.

13. It’s hard to give up someone who likes you. I don’t know what to do when I see this sadistic thing. I admit that getting used to it has worked for me. You can only force yourself not to look at it, as time will smooth it out. All the illusions about the future were shattered

14. Damn it, I just had a ghost on the bed. Damn it, there was a man making noises in my ears, so I forced myself not to open my eyes! ! ! Damn, he is really noisy. He is always in a state of quarreling where he wants to scold me but is very rational.

15. We have all experienced what we have to experience. I have given all my love, and yours I feel like this is not worth mentioning at all. Alas, forget it. Since you don’t want this so much, I’d better not force you anymore

16. Everyone has their own way of loving life, such as I like to cook a delicious meal for my family. It may not be a big meal, but seeing them eating delicious food makes me satisfied and I am happy with it! This is also a kind of love for life, and of course there are many. If you don’t like cooking, don’t do it, because you just have to like it! Being forced is not good, life is about doing what you like to be happy

17. Loving and being irritable all your life, don’t pay attention to details when you want to lose weight, I will study ps tonight, obsessive-compulsive disorder is I can't stand it

18. What supports me is not some bullshit good girl principles, it's me forcing myself not to take the initiative, and my self-esteem has turned into determination.

19. But even so, I force myself not to get angry with you even if I get angry. I try my best to let you vent here and hypnotize yourself. You have no other meaning, but you can't hold back your emotions. Who should I vent to? Because no one is obligated to accept the negative energy that I also have.

20. Finally one day, you can’t force others to love yourself! I can also say hello, don’t hate someone you loved. I can also let go of so many things I didn’t understand: finally one day

21. According to my mother, that person has already started Do your own homework and ask the middleman if he can buy theater tickets for him and how to buy theater tickets. To be honest, I am quite cruel about this matter. I think it seems that you did it deliberately if you asked the middleman and then told my mother. And don’t force yourself if you don’t like it. It’s so tiring to live like this. Fortunately, my mother helped me refuse all the gifts and red envelopes from March 8th. Don’t ask me what I like to eat. Nothing tastes good when I am with indifferent people.

22. I force myself to stop and stop thinking. I am afraid that I will do something stupid.

23. Since you don’t trust me, please leave, and please don’t leave me. Your obsessive-compulsive disorder is imposed on me...

24. My idea is that if a person doesn’t want to go home, don’t force him to come back. If a person comes back, his heart is still outside, forcing him to Coming back will only make him feel disgusted with home and make him want to go back less and less. When he is tired of playing and feels that home is good, he will naturally come back. But not everyone is willing to stay at home for a long time waiting for you to come back. I prefer it. The ending is that when you want to return to your family, the person at home is no longer waiting for you

25. Be rational and patriotic, and reject Korean products. But it is not recommended to destroy everything you have bought because you have already paid for it. Of course, feel free to say you have money and are happy. However, please don’t impose this kind of brain-dead thinking on others to force them to agree, and if they don’t agree, just shut up? Haha, I don’t have money, I don’t buy Korean products, and at the same time, I won’t be so stupid as to destroy things that have been dedicated to gain a sense of existence.

26. You like your latte art, and I like my American style. Don’t force yourself to like American style. Well, learn from others. . .

Twenty-seven, my Xiaoxu, a girl who does not care for her wisdom and talent. Even though the song she sang was wrong in every word and key, I still had to tell her the title. Otherwise, she will be driven to death by her obsessive-compulsive disorder

Twenty-eight, I really want to kill someone! ! It was originally promised that the braces would be removed in January, but what happened? In January, you told me to keep it for another month and then take it down next month. In February, you told me about next month. Today, it’s March and you’re still telling me about next month! ! ! ! Thank you for your obsessive-compulsive disorder! ! ! Then please don't give me hope and let me down every time, okay? ! ! ! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I don’t listen I don’t listen I don’t listen! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

29. Life has taught me to think more about others when doing things. Don’t force others to do things that you can’t accept. No one owes anything to anyone, and you will not be forgiven at any time if you do something wrong

31. I used to think that I could go on forever, but now, I still lost you. I don’t know what happened. The world is getting farther and farther away, and I am becoming more and more lonely. I used to think that friends are so important. Now I'm the only one left, so don't force yourself into a world that I can't blend in

32. I don't dare to think about it. Death is a sensitive topic. Every time I force myself not to think about it, I I know you can't stay with me forever, but at least don't leave now. Also, belated happy birthday, I'm sorry

33. No matter what you do in the world, only cooperation can lead to success and cooperation. . Don't force others to be the same as you. You must know that there are many conveniences and various roots. There is no need to ask everyone to obey my will. Only by having their eyes, ears, nose and tongue perform their own duties can we become a healthy and useful person. Only by being able to divide work and cooperate can a team be sound; by knowing how to cooperate and divide work can interpersonal relationships be harmonious.

Thirty-four. I forced my furry boy to take a bath today. As a result, he vomited twice. He was on guard and refused to be touched by anyone. I felt so uncomfortable that I wanted to cry. I felt very sorry for him. No. If you like taking a bath, don't do it. Why force him?

35. Every time Sina News pushes news on Sina Weibo, the news is full of sex, temptation, celebrity gossip, and male and female provocation. No bottom line, vulgar taste. So vulgar! Use sexy headlines to attract attention! How did such a high-end website like Sina become like this? Every time it is forced to be my unread message. Veteran drivers shouldn’t force others to watch it! Always raping my eyeballs! Can't stand it

Thirty-six. Sooner or later we will part ways. You will go to heaven because you give love, and I will go to hell because I don't want your charity and force you to love me actively. Love is so insidious. Forcing two people with different beliefs to sit down and talk in my lifetime.

37. I don’t want things that are forced to me. It’s like being given a handout. Even if it was something I wanted so much at the beginning, I don’t want it anymore. It feels completely different, that longing mood. No more now. I don't need your charity. In order to preserve my only self-esteem, I refuse.

Thirty-eight. Don’t come to my dream again and force yourself to do something. There is no point in insisting on some things. Change slowly

Thirty-nine. I never want to complain for nothing, but I really lost my confidence all of a sudden, the confidence that made me arrogant and persistent. Not only were my confidence, passion, fighting spirit, goals, and happiness all gone, but I was forcing myself to become a clockwork machine every day. I didn’t want to be idle or close my eyes. I wanted to cry when I closed my eyes. I really want to drown in this pain, but I don't even have the strength to scream or scream. However, I really don't know how long I can last. It’s better to struggle to tear open a hole in the thick black fog and take a breather for the time being