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What are the lyrics of Qin Xianglian's excerpt "Xiang Ye and I Become the Lord"?

Master Xiang and I became masters. Seeing the strong popularity, I bit the root.

Bah! I went to the front and spat at you, cursing you for being shameless and heartless.

Don't act like nothing has happened. Your body has three major sins. The first charge is that if you don't marry a princess, you will cheat the court. The second sin is to enjoy the glory and starve your parents, which is disobedient and unfilial. The third crime is killing his wife and children. You killed Han Qi, you heartless bastard. You, you, you are really loyal, disloyal, unfilial, heartless and unjust. What books you read and who you are, you still don't know that you have committed a big crime.

Now that I'm in Kaifeng, Master Bao will not spare this brainless man!