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One sentence satirizes parents' partiality?

1, all creatures, why do you have to work for a stomach? Did I pick it up?

I am speechless for a family that is indifferent to family. My brother and sister didn't help, my parents were unreasonable, and I was drunk.

3, a bowl of water is flat, but it seems that even if it is a living thing, the water is still inclined, and some people feel afraid.

4, the daughter's child is a grandson, the son's child is not a grandson, and there are many foreign words.

5. Parents are the best in the world, but you can't tell if your heart is long. At that time, you will find that you are a grass.