Funny sentences suitable for talking about qq dynamics (49 selected sentences)

1, the back wave of the Yangtze River pushes the front wave, and the front wave died in military training.

Although I am late for work every day, I always get off work on time.

3, this day is so boring, a little wind blows, I just want to grass.

I don't want to talk recently, I have no money, and it's not hard to talk.

5. Thank you for looking so good and giving me a compliment.

6. The advantage of being single is that you can take it for granted.

7. I haven't had a good time recently and I'm in a bad mood. Fortunately, my appetite has always been good.

You and I seldom meet, so let's try to be together.

9. After the sports meeting, some people won the ranking, while others became expression packs.

10, unrequited love is a successful pantomime, and when it is said, it becomes a tragedy.

1 1, time is a butcher's knife for good-looking people. For ugly people, time can't do anything about them.

12, willing to start school, addicted to learning and falling in love with training.

13, the soul is not strong enough, dragging a lazy and heavy skin.

14, life is not * * *, and I won't spoil you.

15, the teacher said that you can't eat snacks in class. Fortunately, I brought hot pot today.

16, God is fair. Giving you an ugly appearance will definitely make your IQ low, so that you will not appear uncoordinated.

17, think about being as lively and cheerful as * * after the exam.

18, you know my style, I know your buttons.

19, the best friend is not the person who praises you with a smile every day, but the guy who hurts you with a smile every day.

20, the most rogue in winter, always like to freeze my hands and feet.

2 1, the first love is infinitely good, but it hangs early.

22. Distance is not beauty, but TM gap!

23. Being busy is the best medicine for all.

24. I used to think it could be eaten as a meal, but now I think it is still delicious.

Man, I'd rather believe in ghosts than the matchmaker.

I really want to care about you, but you never get sick.

27. Spring has come. Please control your feelings.

28. cooling down for the purpose of not snowing is hooliganism.

29. If you have any complaints about me, just say it. I won't change it anyway.

30. We are all a group of people. We are sleepy every day and have to get up.

3 1, how proud I can be, I was knocked down at the sight of you.

32. You wear short sleeves in the south, and I freeze into a dog in the north.

33. The doctor said that my blood sugar was low and I needed a few sweet words.

34. The city has a deep routine and wants to go back to the countryside.

35. I know I am a tease, but I still think about how to be cold.

It's snowing. I have been upgraded from single dog to a sled dog. I'm so happy.

37. Watching different flavors of sleeping pills walk around the podium every day.

Taking pictures of children with short hands is a serious problem.

39. The most embarrassing thing is that you have to give the other person a routine, and the other person already knows everything.

When you feel ugly and poor, don't be sad, at least your judgment is right.

4 1, a person will feel lonely when eating, but if a person eats snacks, it seems that he will not.

42, hope to get a heart, not old blind date.

43. Don't stay up because you are ugly.

44. I like reading. It doesn't matter whether I study. The key is to have posture.

45. I don't want to be likable, I just want to be a charming little bastard.

46. Everyone who has a wife is hugging, and Laozi is going to start shaking WeChat.

47. The price of graves has gone up so fast that I can't afford to die.

Don't laugh when I'm angry. I want to laugh when you laugh. Awkward.

49. Girls pay for bags just for show.