This sentence in the circle of friends learning to drive is suitable for practicing driving.

1, as the saying goes: dust to dust, dirt to dirt, swearing without mentioning mother: touching porcelain dogs, square dancing, driving school coach 250.

2. When practicing driving, I heard a coach next to me training students:

3. The red light doesn't turn on and the green light doesn't turn on. Why isn't there a color you like?

When I learned to drive, I used an old pickup truck. A person in our group is a chef in our school and has great strength. Once when parking on the ramp, the coach said: You pull the brake hard, you pull hard, you pull hard. . . . As a result, the chef pulled the handbrake hard.

5. Coach: Did you see that man? Trainee: I saw the coach: I killed him. Student: I dare not. Coach: I dare not if you don't brake, and there is a piece of meat hanging on the steering wheel. Dogs drive better than you!

6. I still don't know how the S-bend came about. ...

7. The ramp is too narrow. Turn the steering wheel left and right. The coach said, are you here to screen chaff or drive?

8. The steering wheel is crushed to death and the clutch is crushed to death

9. Regarding the departure, a buddy said because he was nervous: The instrument is all right and he wants to get up. The examiner was happy when he heard it: haven't you woken up yet? Allow to get up

10, turn right! Go back to the right! You can't remember how many times you hit yourself.

1 1. Coach: Come on. Intern: OK, thank you. Coach: I told you to step on the gas. Come on!

12, I saw a car on the road in the morning, and a sign was posted on the back of the car, which read: driving school is withdrawn, self-study.

13, shift! ! ! ! Brake! ! Hey! ! It's off again ! You can't step on the assembly! ! ! ! Turn on the turn signal! ! ! ! What's with the headlights ! ! ! Catch you! ! ! !

14, the name of the freshman newspaper, the certificate I got when I graduated from my senior year. Every word here is typed with tears.

15, another time I heard the coach training students: you can't learn like this, just understand for yourself! I'm still meditating. Me!

16, hit the steering wheel over there. Go back! I'll call you back!

17, I just got my driver's license today. The coach told me earnestly: Can you try not to drive in the future?

18, my coach said he wouldn't go out if he got the certificate. I told him on the way.

19, I tied a meat dog to the front of the car and drove better than you.

20. I took the third exam five times. I will never touch that car unless I have to.

2 1, step on the gas! It's in gear! Did you hit the clutch? Where are the brakes? Can't you see it's about to hit! Brake gently! Catch up and wait for food! Turn on the turn signal! Turn off the steering wheel! Go down like a fool!

I suggest you learn a racing driver's license in the future! You are not fit to drive such an ordinary car!

To tell the truth, one of my students felt the dark side for the first time when taking a driver's license test.

Is the steering wheel your object? Hold it tightly.

25. You drove my Volkswagen out of the sound of a sports car!

26. I took the exam three times for the second time and sent away three groups of students.

27. Thank you for giving me this time. I was very happy when I was in driving school, except waiting for the bus. Thank you for rejecting me, which makes me feel at ease and wishes you happiness.

28. Master, did I pour it in? Master:

29. In summer, anonymous will take a road test. She kept looking down at the gear nervously and the examiner stopped her. This woman is more nervous. She looked up at the front, reached for the gear and accidentally touched the examiner's thigh! The examiner said with a straight face, I won't buy your set!

My colleague learned to walk on the road a few days ago. The coach told her to step on the gas. She fished for a long time without stepping on it. She blurted out:

3 1. The coach said he couldn't learn how to drive when he was drunk.

32. Hang a piece of meat on the steering wheel, and the dog is better than you!