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Becoming an excellent college student depends on strong character! What other pretentious words can you use? Here are some very pretentious words that I have collected for you. I hope you like it!

Selected pretentious words

1) If marriage is the tomb of love, then I hope someone will bury me.

2) When we are young, we often make faces in the mirror. When we are old, the mirror is even.

3) When problems arise, first look for the cause within yourself. Don’t blame the earth’s lack of gravity for constipation.

4) After studying for more than ten years, I think it is easier to get along in kindergarten!

5) When I woke up, it was already dark.

6) If a tree doesn’t want its bark, it will definitely die; if a person doesn’t have shame, it will be invincible.

7) I don’t know whose wife is on my bed. I don’t know whose bed my wife is on!

8) She moves like a rabbit but is as quiet as a dead pig

9) The farthest distance in the world is not that I am standing in front of you and you don’t know that I love you, but that I have entered you and you don’t feel that I am having sex with you.

10) I really want to photograph my size’s shoes on your size’s face

11) Only by complicating things can we reflect our working ability!

12) Hold the child’s hand and drag the child away. If you don’t leave, beat her unconscious and keep dragging her away~!

13) I heard that you are already 20 years old this year, what is the secret of your longevity?

14) In addition to temptation, I can resist anything

15) When I eat meat, you chew bones

The latest if you are very pretentious

1) Love If you love me, please raise your hands. If you don't love me, please stand on your head.

2) I was also an infatuated person, but it rained and I drowned.

3) House prices are getting higher and higher, so there are fewer and fewer good men?

4) If I become the emperor, I will make you the prince!

5) Damn, I got complained! The customer said that the mp file I gave him had no images!

6) I have never become an excellent college student, it depends on my strong character!

7) The waves from behind in the Yangtze River push up the waves in front.

8) My life has side A and side B. Your life has side S and side B~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

9 ) Stand taller and pee further.

10) Life is sometimes like being raped by a eunuch? Resistance is painful, not resisting is still painful!

11) Don’t come to me if you have nothing to do, and don’t come to me if you have something!

　12) 我拿什么整死你的爱人?

　13) 锻炼肌肉，防止挨揍!

　14) 怀才就像怀孕，时间久Only then can people see it.

15) In bed, practice is the only criterion for testing skill.

16) Hugging is really a strange thing. They are so close but can’t see each other’s faces.

17) Buying a computer but not having broadband is like having all the food and wine prepared but becoming a monk before eating.

18) If you often do not eat on time, you should take medicine on time

19) Seriously object to Hunan Satellite TV inserting TV dramas during commercials

20 ) I'm like a fly lying on the glass, the future is bright but I can't find a way out

About being very pretentious

1) Where you fall, you fall. Lie down

　2) The highest state of work is to watch others go to work and receive other people’s wages.

3) Go to Google and Baidu.

4) Taxi driver, the fighter among drivers

5) White cat and black cat, the one that can catch the female cat is a good cat.

6) Miss, are you a place for fireworks? I bought fireworks.

7) To resist the trendy banner, write three big words: Keep a low profile!

8) Behind every successful man, there is a woman who torments him

9) When you put on a wedding dress, I also put on a cassock

10) No matter how high you are in martial arts, you can’t beat a kitchen knife, no matter how high you are in Qinggong, you can’t fly like a bird

11) I My ideal is to take a load of dung to the streets and throw it at anyone who doesn't like it.

14) Why does the pangolin keep digging because it is looking for pangolins

15) After ten years of hard work, just for Peking University and Tsinghua University, but finally admitted to Peking University Jade Bird

16) Bed, money, moon, light, clothes, lost, ground, cool!

17) A few years later, there are only two kinds of creatures left on the earth: Chinese; Xiaoqiang

18) Born, easy. Life is easy. Life is not easy.

19) As active as a rabbit but as quiet as a dead pig

20) I only believe in two people in this world, one is me and the other is not you.

21) I don’t know whose wife is in my bed. I don’t know whose bed my wife is in!

22) Housing prices are getting higher and higher, so there are fewer and fewer good men. ?

23) If I become the emperor, I will make you the prince!

24) Damn it, I got complained! The customer said that the mp file I gave him had no image !

25) Never becoming an excellent college student depends on strong character!

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