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Where did you catch the water monkey? To be real, it is best to have photos!

where did you catch the water monkey? To be real, it is best to have photos!

My father saw it when he was a child. He was washing vegetables on the shelf in the deep reservoir, and suddenly a lot of small fish came. He quickly caught fish. Suddenly Grandpa Bo, who was digging nearby, shouted that there were big fish behind my father. My father turned his head and saw a hairy water monkey with slender fingers like chopsticks. He made a robot posture and saw my father turn around and it quickly dived into the water again! Photo of water monkey

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infectious molluscum, commonly known as "water boils", is a viral infectious panel disease.

Treatment:

1. Under aseptic conditions, the top of the infectious molluscum can be broken, and the cheese-like molluscum can be seen, and then gently squeezed out with tweezers. Or directly clamp the wart with tweezers and pull it out, then apply 2%-2.5% tincture of iodine and press to stop bleeding. For patients with a large number of lesions, after disinfection, the wart is punctured and coated with 5%-1% iodine tincture once a day, which can dry up and fall off within 7 days.

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3. The externally applied Chinese herbal ointment Tianjianquyou Ling is used to remove the legendary water ghosts, water monkeys and river children. Is it true or not?

It's just unscientific. "Water monkey" is actually puffer fish. Folk gave some aquatic animals a common name because they were unclear. Water ghosts and river children all have scientific names. Where are the water monkeys in the water?

Distribution area:

There are basically legends about them in Japan, Guangdong, China and Fujian coastal areas.

water monkey, a creature living in water, looks like an ape. Water monkeys are commonly known as "water ghosts" among the people, as well as "water lion ghosts", "water corpse ghosts" and "corpse ghosts". They are called "river children" in Japan, and their names vary from place to place. Generally living in water, sometimes ashore, more common in mountain ponds, reservoirs and other wild water sources.

water boys (water monsters, water monkeys, or "water ghosts" for short) are only in Japan?

I've seen the discovery program before, and the water boy (water monster, water monkey, or "water ghost" for short) is also rumored in China. But after all, otters are playing tricks ~ ~ Has anyone heard of the water monkey or the drowning ghost?

I've heard of this before. I want to see a picture of the water monkey. Who has it? Thank you.

I'm in a coma. Some people have asked this question. Water monkey? You are from Wuhu. The photos of girls should be true

. This should be private, unless you know the relevant people, it is very difficult. . . Ask for pictures of water monkeys?

The water monkey is amazing and rarely seen by people, so the description is not very clear. In fact, not only in China, but also in Central and South America, there is a legend of "water monkey", Ahuizotl. A cannibal monster in American mythology, half human and half monkey, with a hand on its tail, is used to grab people near the water, especially those who like cannibalism's eyes, teeth and nails. Sometimes he will lead people to the water with his own crying, and catch them

Not all river children are creatures. I'd say he should be a monster. Water monkeys should be creatures that humans don't understand. There are legends about water monkeys all over the country, although they are called differently. There are "water monkeys" and "water lion ghosts", but there is no doubt that they all refer to a creature. In the water, it looks like an ape. Let's start with a story.

(true event, polished) In 1941, Jiang Yuanzhang was nine years old. Frequent wars have made their village quite poor. Jiang Yuanzhang's father set up a Zhang Yue net in the river behind the house to catch fish and shrimp to subsidize his family. The so-called jumping net is a square fishing net, four corners are tied with thick ropes, the other two corners are fixed on stumps, two corners here are respectively provided with a rope reel, and a heavy object is fixed in the middle of the net. Put down the reel at one end to make more than half of the net sink to the bottom of the river to intercept fish and shrimp, and twist the reel when pulling up the net, and the fish and shrimp will jump out of the water with the net.

It was the hottest time in July, and the cicadas in the tree kept buzzing. Bao Chang of the village took two soldiers with box guns and ran to Jiang's house, asking for some fresh fish and shrimp to taste. Jiang Yuanzhang's father didn't dare to neglect, so he invited Bao Chang and his party to set up a fishing net together. The three of them felt quite fresh and went together.

Jiang Yuanzhang's father felt very heavy when he turned the wheel for the first time, and he said that these three turtle grandsons were delicious. The wheel became heavier and heavier, and Jiang Yuanzhang's father kept on breaking off. At this time, I heard the three men exclaim. Jiang Yuanzhang's father hurriedly put down the clip and looked up. He only felt his head humming, almost shaking with fear. There is a big monkey in red trousers sitting in the net pocket!

Jiang Yuanzhang's father and Bao Chang shouted at the same time in horror: "drowning ghost!" "

Therefore, according to the old legend, the water ghost is also called the water monkey. Moreover, this thing is still wearing bright red clothes and pants. Jiang Yuanzhang's father and Bao Chang are so convinced that their legs can't stop shaking.

But the two soldiers with guns laughed and said, "There are no ghosts and gods in the world." One man pulled out a box gun and was about to shoot at it, which made another man hold down his gun and said, "I don't know who threw this monkey into the river. It is said that the monkey brain is a unique skill. Let's catch it alive and honor the company commander." The two cheered in unison, made a slipknot with a rope and carried it with a bamboo pole to set the water monkey. It seemed that the water monkey was weak and didn't struggle much. After a while, it was brought ashore.

The two soldiers proudly led the dying water monkey in front, followed by Jiang Yuanzhang's father and Bao Chang in fear. Seeing that the water monkey has no tail, and the back of his head is quite different from that of an ordinary monkey. It is divided into two protrusions, which look like * * *, and his hair and red clothes are not stained with any water stains.

Bao Chang said to Jiang Yuanzhang's father, "Can monkeys swim?"

Jiang Yuanzhang's father shook his head. Even if he can swim, he shouldn't dive. He said, "It's not a monkey, it must be that thing?"

Bao Chang asked, "How did that thing get caught?"

Jiang Yuanzhang's father said, "I don't know, maybe I can't make a splash on the shore."

The two soldiers turned back and said, "Nonsense! Can you be arrogant in the water? Bao Chang, do you have a water tank at home? I want to see what a fart monkey can do! I'll send it up the mountain tomorrow, and the company commander will eat monkey brains. Let's stew and eat meat and have a good show! " Say and laugh. On the way, everyone in the village ran out to watch the fun, and after hearing what had happened, they withdrew to their homes.

The two soldiers only said that everyone was timid and superstitious, and Bao Chang was too scared to go home. They stayed at Jiang Yuanzhang's house, so the two soldiers took the water monkey to Bao Chang's house. On the second day, Bao Chang estimated that two soldiers had gone back to the mountain, only to return to their home, and suddenly found two soldiers dead in the big water tank of their kitchen.

It was a strange story at that time. Soon, the Jiang family removed the jumping net. Jiang Yuanzhang also ran out to see the water monkey that year. Many years later, he remembered that the water monkey was being held, but the expression on the monkey's face was strange instead of fear, which strengthened the water ghost's theory.

There are many similar stories, and the monster in the story is the water monkey.

whole body: red hair, looks like an ape, and is an primate. A child as tall as three years old.

Eyes: red

Ears: long ears

Others: long arms, red

Although there are no pictures, some American painters drew sketches of water monkeys according to eyewitness descriptions.