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How do you respond humorously when others say that you actually said it?

Go on a blind date today, and the other party is a beautiful woman! After going, the beauty ordered three dishes, namely: snail, loach and lobster!

I understood at a glance, and ate a plate of snails with a toothpick for five minutes without saying anything!

I saw the beauty nodded slightly and said, would you like some more loach?

I waved my hand: no, I can't make up any more …

The goddess showed a satisfied smile!

Then I let the beautiful woman taste the lobster. The beauty took a bite and said it was delicious, so I ordered another lobster …

At this time, the beauty smiled and said, well, it's you. When can you get the certificate?