Short and pithy funny quotations, too classic.

You must call me online tonight, otherwise, I will write your name on the tablet.

You were still an egg when my mother became a swan!

4. Tucao is used to count money, not to make sense.

5. Good dogs don't get in the way, roadblocks get in the way!

6. Please raise your left hand if you love me, and raise your middle finger if you love others.

7, water can carry a boat, you can also cook porridge! On the river, Zi said, "How nice it is to have a boat!" "

8. Being talented is like being pregnant. It takes a long time for people to see it.

9. How much sadness can you have, just like a group of eunuchs going to a brothel …

10, don't blame the dog for looking like a steamed stuffed bun …

1 1, I feel like two pigs because one pig can't describe your stupidity.

12, what is your vital capacity? You can blow cow B so big.

13, your new love is still someone else's whore.

15, when I love you, you hit me and scold me, and I endured it. I do not love you anymore. Please touch me again.

16, you are gold, I am coal, you will glow and I will get hot. Don't mess with me, or I will melt you.

17, my future is not a dream, but a nightmare!

18, the sky is gray, and the wind and grass see cattle and sheep shit!

19, put Lao tze's position right, don't fart, don't take yourself too seriously.

20. Me Before You, my world is black and white. After knowing you, wow, it's all black.

2 1, it's selfless to wear a low-cut dress with a hand gear.

22. Life is so fucking fun, because life always fucking plays with me.

23, rival in love fell into the water, we can only pee.

You have the right to remain silent, but everything you say will be your last words.

25, driving is not difficult, I am afraid that there will be new people!

Short and pithy classic quotations

Happiness is just a momentary fragment, a short segment.

I hope you are happy, even if I am not a part of this happiness.

I'm afraid my memory will be less and less like an hourglass, and it will be blurred one day.

I deepened the pain and went on. The smoke occupied all the air, making people unable to breathe.

No matter how beautiful the reality is, there is only memory, and no matter how beautiful the memory is, there is only imagination.

Waiting for your concern until I close my heart.

Love is not a game that starts at the beginning and ends at the end.

It's not that you are not qualified to love me, but that I am not qualified to let you love me.

Although you dress seductively, you look safe.

Now silence plus silence is even more silent, and there is nothing to miss.

Simplicity is not an attitude, but a satisfaction.

That is, breathing, all the results are impregnable and pathetic.

The bravest thing in the world is to listen to your love with a smile.

I said I want you to be happy, so let me be the protagonist of lovelorn.

The world is changing, and the only constant is always changing.

Give up what you want before you can choose to do the right thing.

If you shed tears, my heart will be wet first.

The oath became a lie, and my heart was torn to pieces by you.

We are all growing up, and the more we realize the loss, the more we miss having it.

When a thing becomes a habit, it is difficult to care about gains and losses and forget to stop.

This is just a puppet show. Even if you want to cry or shed tears, it is still a real flow.

You can't catch Saga's works easily.

Some people say that you can only put it down when you pick it up. Why can't I let you go when I pick you up?

At that moment, I suddenly wanted to cry. Suddenly, I really want to.

Men exist for money, while women manage men's money. Women exist for desire, and men are for satisfying women's desires.

I have a heart to accompany you to your old age.

I turned the whole world upside down just to straighten your reflection.

Miss a certain temperature at the next intersection.

If the contraceptive effect is not successful, it will become an adult.

I can't stand being close, even if you are all women.

In this world, not all love is the best love, but the second best is a way of love.

I didn't know until I met you. Calling me a slut is too flattering. It's just in front of you, bring disgrace to oneself.

Just like in this strange city, the sun I saw was backward and full of vicissitudes.

As a painful memory, it is also the mark of our life, which cannot be forgotten and should not be forgotten.

I don't need you, and you don't need me. This is a misunderstanding.

A fool has the happiness of a fool, and a madman has the happiness of a madman. I really envy them for being so carefree.

In the missed season, if we say something wrong, we make mistakes again and again until we pass by.

Life is too hard. In order to master one more eating skill, I am practicing using chopsticks with my left hand.

I pulled the silence into the fence and licked the rotten wound alone.

Choose the lightest troubles and interpret the bumpy life.

Love is like the fine sand in the hand, which gradually disappears because it is too hard.

The so-called life, in fact, is to meet love constantly and then separate.

Life is always like this, inadvertently hurting others, and inadvertently being hurt by others.

Now I find that, in fact, we have been learning sadness since childhood.

Life is like making a phone call. Either you hang up first, or I hang up first. I'm more polite. You hang up first.

See through, don't say through, and continue to be friends.

Is there such a person, you have said to give up countless times, but you still can't bear to part with it?

But you don't know me. You didn't tell me you were leaving, leaving me alone in our memories.

I want to be a beautiful woman and add some sunshine to my life. I want to be a quiet woman who can comfort me when my friend is depressed.

Your eyes are the sea I will never see again.

Quietly listening to your favorite songs and watching your favorite people from a distance.

It's not easy for two people to walk together. I really don't want to miss it.

Three months. Thank you for staying with me.

A prostitute is always a prostitute. You can't change your figure.

Some people say that the more bustling and noisy, the more difficult it is to hide loneliness. This sentence is true, my loneliness comes from you.

Throw away all my earthly things and take you away.

Go to water poverty, and then sit and watch Yun Qi.

At first glance, I don't think you look good. Take a closer look ... It's better to watch.

I will fight for my career, and I have never given up on you.

Gradually understand that in fact, a person is quite good.

What I thought would last forever was actually just an accidental meeting.

A person's world, very quiet, quiet can hear your breathing and heartbeat.

The world is so dirty, who is qualified to say sadness?

Every kind of trauma is a kind of maturity.

It is not pitiful to know when you are confused, but it is most pitiful when you don't know when you are confused.

Arrogance can be saved, but inferiority can't.

It is shameful to cover up your shortcomings by hurting others.

A person who is full of jealousy, dishonest and incorrect in speech can't be regarded as a person with correct facial features.

Tell more jokes and handle things with humor, and life will be easier.

People who live in applause from others can't stand the test.

Silence is the best answer to slander.

Years later, if you get married, if I don't, tell your son to be careful on the way after school.

In fact, it feels really good to love someone, and hugging is also a reality.

Living in my heart, have you paid the rent?

We are not strangers, just pretending to be strangers.

If you take the initiative for a long time, you will be tired, and if you care for a long time, you will collapse.

The price of boldness is to let go first.

I pretend I don't care about you, but it's actually me who gets hurt.

The mountain is not high, the fairy is in spirit, the water is not deep, and the dragon is in spirit.

The hourglass remembers the time we forgot.

The world is like a mirror: frown at it and it frowns at you, smile at it and it smiles back at you.

Give you some sunshine, you say brilliant, give you some moonlight, you say romantic.

I was stubborn, but I hurt you.

Traveling alone will not be lonely, because I have been walking with my own shadow.

You can also be impulsive, which means that you still have passion for life. You are always impulsive, which means that you still don't understand life.

Short and pithy classic inspirational quotes

1. A person's real happiness is not staying in the light, but staring at the light from a distance and running towards it. Only in that kind of extreme selflessness can life be truly enriched.

Give yourself a hope every day, try not to worry about tomorrow, don't sigh for yesterday, just to make today better!

We always appease others too much, and it's our turn to lose control.

Just because you are in a bad mood alone doesn't mean that the whole world needs to be sad with you.

No one can be pure until the end, but remember, don't forget your original self.

6. When someone pushes you from a height, it is the best time for you to fly high.

7. Look at people with time and heart, not eyes.

8. Don't lose your temper when your mistake is exposed. Don't think that being willful or noisy can cover up or overcome your shortcomings.

9. Without the language of love, all words are boring.

10. Even if you miss the delicate daffodils in the water, don't forget that wild lilies have their own spring in the lonely corner of the valley!

1 1. Life is too short. If you don't give up today, tomorrow may not be certain.

12. Dream is a naive word, and realizing it is a cruel word.

13. There is only a cycle, the sun rises and the moon sets, and the vegetation withers. Who said: time is still there, but we are flying.

14. The mountain stream springs all the way twists and turns, only to sing a beautiful song.

15. A person brings confidence to others unless he has confidence.

16. Rejecting strict smelting, the ore is not more valuable than before excavation.

17. As long as you have confidence, people will never be defeated.

18. A man addicted to hope is no different from a woodcutter waiting for him.

19. Failure only temporarily prevents success. If I can't, I must; I can if I want to!

20. Those who lose money lose little, those who lose health lose much, and those who lose courage lose everything.

2 1. The firmness of goal is one of the most necessary sources of strength in personality and one of the sharp tools for success. Without it, genius will be in vain in the maze of uncertain contradictions.

Don't worry, the right person will come at the right time for the right reason.

23. People always cherish what they don't get and forget what they have.

24. As long as people don't lose their way, they won't lose themselves.

25. Being alive for one day is a blessing, so cherish it. When I cried that I had no shoes to wear, I found that someone had no feet.

26. Ideas are like practice. You must concentrate on drilling down at a point to have strength.

27. Giving up is not absolute in life.

28. The happiest thing for a person is that his parents are alive and he has two or three confidants, so he can't take away his lover. Everything else is an illusion, don't care too much.

29. Without preset expectations, caring for people will be more comfortable.

30. No matter what your mood is, don't let yourself be decadent, clean and decent from head to toe every day, be a woman who lives exquisitely without makeup, and always smile.

3 1. Footprints are most easily left on the soft beach, but they are also most easily erased by the tide.

32. It is the blood that the brave man dripped on the climbing road, and it is also the tears that the coward shed when he was disappointed.

33. Believe in your goals, work hard, work hard, and work hard again!

34. The steed came out, but Qiang Bing came out.

35. The rudder of fate is struggle. Don't have any illusions, don't give up an opportunity, and don't stop working hard for a day.

36. Go as far as you can.

37. Change yourself and challenge yourself from now on.

38. If you want to change your destiny, you must first change yourself.

Today's success is due to the accumulation of yesterday, and tomorrow's success depends on today's efforts. Success requires a process.

40. Destiny is in your own hands, and the quality of fate is created by yourself.

4 1. If you believe you can do it, you will be full of energy.

If you are determined to succeed, you must be your own king.

It rained yesterday, it is windy today, and it will be sunny tomorrow.

44. People who are not angry are fools, and people who are not angry are really wise.

45. Thousands of people fail because they don't do things thoroughly, and often stop doing things when they are only one step away from success.

46. Faith is an invincible sword.

47. Climb to the top and you will suddenly find that the scenery there is what you are used to.

48. Your spirit of studying hard is very valuable.

49. On the way through the clouds, only the footprints of the climbers were kissed.

I am proud of your performance today.

5 1. When a person really realizes, he gives up the external pursuit of wealth in the world and begins to pursue real wealth in the inner world.

Be kind to your hobbies, don't let hobbies make way for learning, let hobbies serve learning.

53. Loose strings can never play the strong notes of the times.

54. Face the past with the least regret, the present with the least waste and the future with the greatest confidence.

55. Behind every effort, there must be a double reward.

56. Don't let the pursuit boat anchor in the harbor of fantasy, but raise the sail of struggle and sail for the sea of real life.

57. Ideas are like practice. You must concentrate on drilling down at a point to have strength.

58. The most exquisite gems are polished by craftsmen for the longest time. The most expensive sculpture was hit hardest by a chisel.

59. A man addicted to hope is no different from a woodcutter waiting for him.

60. Without wind and waves, there would be no daring to make waves; No thorns, no indomitable pioneers.

6 1. All the beautiful feelings in the world together are not worth a noble action.

62. Struggling feet broke their own hotbed, but opened up a creative road.

63. To stand on the shoulders of giants is to surpass them.

64. Even if the bamboo roots are buried underground, no one can see them, and they will not stop exploring and try to grow new bamboo shoots.

65. The sweat of the cultivator is the milk that feeds the growth of seeds.

No matter how fertile the soil is, no crops will grow without cultivation and sowing, no matter how beautiful the youth is, no matter how hard the struggle and creation are.

67. Keep corals away from wind and waves? That would be tantamount to ruining their beauty.

68. I hope that only with diligence can we add wings to the tiger.

69. No matter how good the seed is, if it is not sown, it will not bear rich fruit.

70. There are no two identical people in the world. No matter how ordinary it is, it is also a limited edition.

7 1. Although bamboo shoots are tender, they are not afraid of heavy pressure, dare to struggle and take the lead.

72. Without preset expectations, caring for people will be more comfortable.

73. The meaning of vitality lies in struggle, because the world itself is an arena.

74. Showing off needs an audience, and showing off just makes us lose the audience.

75. Spring water, the more tortuous the road of struggle, the purer the soul.

76. Without the spirit of breaking through the ground and fighting against the wind and snow, the future of seeds is not much better than that of fallen leaves.

77. Every successful person has a beginning. Only when you have the courage to start can you find the way to success.

78. If we throw stones all our lives, even with our eyes closed, we will certainly succeed once.

79. Life is like a big stage, and everyone has his own role to play. As for what role to play, I decide for myself.

80. Let's turn our worries into thinking and planning beforehand!

8 1. No matter when you start, it is important not to stop after you start.

82. One today is better than two tomorrows.

83. Just because the soles of shoes are worn out doesn't mean that the road has come to an end.

84. Eat what others can't eat, endure what others can't stand, pay more than others, and enjoy more than others.

85. To stand on the shoulders of giants is to surpass them.

When you feel sad and miserable, you'd better learn something. Learning will make you invincible forever.

87. The curtain of the life stage may open at any time. The key is whether you want to perform or choose to escape.

88. Realizing dreams is more brilliant than sleeping in bed.

89. Positive people always turn suffering into positive motivation.

90. Don't let the pursuit boat anchor in the harbor of fantasy, but raise the sail of struggle and sail for the sea of real life.

9 1. Passion and desire can break through all difficulties.

92. A good life requires great patience. No complaints, no explanations.

93. Life is an excuse for the weak, luck is the humility of the strong, and there must be glory, depending on how to go.

94. The greater the difficulty, the greater the glory.

95. Those who can overcome difficulties can turn them into opportunities.

96. If you suffer, thank life, which is a feeling it gives you; If you suffer, thank God you are still alive. People's disasters often become their knowledge.

97. Don't give in to disaster, but face it bravely.

98. There is no great cause without great difficulties.

99. Look at a person's mind and look at his eyes; Look at a person's worth and opponents; Look at a man's cards and his friends.

100. Don't care too much about your appearance, because your ability will not be written on your face.

Short, witty guy, tell me about it.

1, the largest church in the world can't tolerate your sins.

If I don't beat you, I will turn against you.

The stock market is fiercer than the tiger, and the housing market is fiercer than the stock market.

God will certainly forgive me, because that's his profession.

If you can't tolerate me, it means that either your mind is too narrow or my personality is too great.

6. Zi once said: Don't take my tolerance for you as your shameless capital!

7. Look at you! Looking at the back, I was anxious and turned my head to scare away millions of lions.

8, people are parallel imports, the heart is licensed.

No matter how well you dress, bricks will fall off.

10 I will try my best to realize my dream and make up for the cow I blew when I was a child.

1 1, the real warrior dares to face up to the beautiful girl and dare to face the bleak singles.

12, as a typical loser, you are really successful.

13, like you, at this age, it has fallen below the issue price.

14, prefer shaking to rolling.

15, never mentioned, not because I forgot, but because I remembered.

16, Baidu can't even find the 30-degree smile on your mouth.

17, I want the world to know that I am low-key.

18, it's not that the road is rough, it's that you can't.

19, study in thousands of books, take Wan Li Road, make a fortune and be a heartthrob.

20. Adults are overdue children and the elderly are invalid adults.

2 1, the night gave me a black mouse, but I played with it until dawn.

22, whenever the charge sounded, I quickly hid in the ditch, because: I am undercover!

23, my heart is broken, holding it out like dumpling stuffing.

24. Playing the lute to the cow is nothing, but talking to the cow is the real skill.

25. Xiu Yuan Road is far away, so let's take a taxi.

26. When you do something right, no one will remember that when you do something wrong, even your breathing is wrong.

My future is not a dream, but a nightmare.

28. Most women like a man for only one reason, that is, she can't understand him.

29. It looks beautiful from a distance, but you want to call the police if you look close.

30. The most hurtful words always come from the gentlest mouth.

3 1, my site, you are the landlord.

Honey, my eyelashes are drowning.

33. If you think too much, you will get hurt too badly.

34. Sadness turns left and happiness comes.

35, dreaming, everything is possible.

36, the face landed first, unable to return to the sky.

37. Ask who is the most open-minded person in the world and ask me to do my part.

38, born down and out, five elements are short of money.

39. I will keep walking until the water blocks my way and I am thirsty; Then sit and watch the rising clouds, dizzy.

40, a small amount is not a gentleman, non-toxic or Trojan.

4 1, alas! Say what you should, and whisper what you shouldn't.

42. I'm embarrassed to arrest you. How dare you steal?

Anyway, my life is always different from their calculations. I don't know whether they are wrong or I am wrong.

44. Rabbits don't eat grass beside their nests, and the quality is not good. Why don't they look around?