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Goats, cars, foxes and old cows.
One morning, the goat was humming happily when a camel came up and said, "You short wax gourd, you must be busy!" " "The goat said," You are the dwarf wax gourd! I think you are a tall and thin person, and you will fall when others hold you! " The camel said, "It's better to be tall than short!" The goat said, "Short is better than tall!" " "In this way, they quarreled for a long time. At this time, the camel said, "Let's do this. Let's compete. Whoever wins will take the loser off the stage ... "The goat said," Let's have a competition, who is afraid of who! " The camel took the goat to the garden first. The camel said, "See that fruit tree in the garden? We will pick the red fruit from the tree and eat it. Whoever can eat the fruit effortlessly will win. " So, the camel ate a fruit with its neck upturned first, and the goat was small and short, and couldn't eat the fruit on the tree. He was so anxious that he was sweating profusely. So the camel won the battle and the goat lost. The second battle is about to begin. The goat took the camel to the fence and saw two holes in the fence. The goat said, "There is green grass in front of these two holes. As long as we come down, we can eat grass. " So they began to eat grass. Goats come down first and eat grass freely. By this time, the camel was already sweating. The goat said, "Well, I won!" " "The camel said," no! I just won! " So the two of them quarreled again. It's so noisy that you can hear it at an altitude of 100 meters.
Act ii
At this moment, the old cow came over and said, "What's the matter with you? Other small animals can't sleep well, it's really noisy! " The goat said, "Uncle Niu, he called me short wax gourd and insulted me!" " "The camel said," no! Don't! Uncle Niu called me tall and thin and insulted me! "In this way, they quarreled again." Stop. Stop. "Uncle Niu said," You only know that it is impossible to see the good of others and the bad of others! So you have to look at the benefits of others ... "
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