As a northerner, what are some of the shortcomings of southerners that you can’t stand?

My hometown is in Shandong, I was born in Shandong, and I still work and live in Shandong, so I am an authentic Shandongese, a typical northerner, and I am proud!

The typical character of northerners is their boldness and loyalty, especially those from Shandong, who are all Liangshan heroes. The coolest thing for northerners and Shandong people is to hang out with friends, drink big bowls of wine, eat big chunks of meat... and rush to pay for it! Although sometimes it’s just an act, haha. For northerners, especially northern men, face is important in front of friends!

As a northerner, if you work or live with southerners, you will definitely become depressed over time. Because northerners can't stand the little problems of southerners.

The first is the "talkativeness" of southerners. The beautiful mountains and rivers in the south have given birth to countless talented people and beautiful women. However, both southern men and southern women seem to be reincarnations of "talkative people". The man is very effeminate and can talk endlessly. Women talk trivially and chatter endlessly. Just one point and the Northerners would collapse.

The second is the calculation of the southerners. Southerners are notoriously shrewd. Northerners value brotherhood and settling accounts clearly; they also value settling accounts clearly and ending in confusion. Within the family, northerners do not settle accounts, each takes what he needs, and earns after spending. Southerners are very scheming. No matter who they deal with, if they don't take advantage of others, they will be praised. They never spend money for others easily. This is called "sting". Even a couple in a family will have trouble sleeping if they can't explain how much change they have left over from shopping for groceries. I’m dizzy!

The third is the man’s narcissism. Southerners look down on northerners and think northerners are backward, rude and short-sighted. They feel good about themselves and think that northerners are inferior to them in every aspect, so they are arrogant and arrogant. I don’t know where his sense of superiority comes from, and he disdains the company of northerners. In fact, northerners look down on southerners even more, thinking that they get rich by specializing in speculation and take advantage of policies.

The fourth is the selfishness of southerners. This is why they are so calculating. The reason for calculation is the fear of loss, and the fear of loss is because of selfishness. Unless there is a profit to be made, southerners generally do not take the initiative, but wait for the right opportunity to make a decisive move. The same goes for friends.

The fifth southerner’s mysophobia. Southerners are mysophobic. They will clean their homes or offices, keep their things in order, and keep their bodies neat and spotless. This seems to be an advantage. But everything is too much, and southerners will wash the cups repeatedly or even throw them away after the guests leave. If you are from the north, can you bear it?

The above opinions are only personal impressions and do not mean any disrespect to southerners. If there is any inappropriateness, I hope you will understand.

Come on, Southerners, go away!!!