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Actively looking for tips and ways to be lazy at work?
"It's very tiring to go to work, what's wrong with taking a break from the busy schedule?" "As long as you don't delay your work, why make yourself so nervous?" "Five people in our unit were fired for being lazy." Yesterday, in In the Wanbao QQ group, netizens in the office chatted about the stories behind their work and quietly talked about their unique tricks to deal with the boss... When the boss is not around, what are everyone doing
Qing Wu Feiyang : The boss is not here at the moment. Let’s chat with everyone.
Zhengzhou Evening News: Your workplace doesn’t allow chatting?
Qingwu Feiyang: There are no hard and fast rules. I am just afraid that my boss will be embarrassed if he sees it, so I have nothing to do to secretly eat or play games.
Zhengzhou Evening News: Let’s talk about how you and your colleagues take a break in the office behind your boss’s back!
Transformation: I can't escape every day, and I can't be lazy. I can only look around when I go to the toilet.
Qingwu Feiyang: I’m very tired from work, what’s wrong with taking a break from the busy schedule? I downloaded the comics to my computer and was lazy whenever I had time.
Fantasy Angel: I just grow vegetables and steal vegetables.
Go to work and struggle: I also steal food, haha.
Ask Xieyang: If I have nothing to do, I can watch the news network or something. The boss will be fine if he sees me. I can also listen to music.
Yue Wanwan: Play online games when you are lazy.
Playing behind the boss’s back requires skill
Zhengzhou Evening News: If you are playing a game and the boss comes, what will you do?
Yue Wanwan: Usually when he doesn’t come, we each do our own work. But please don’t publish what you said today to me in the evening paper. I’m afraid!
Fantasy Angel: You still know how to be afraid. Five of our people here were fired just for being "lazy", and now no one in the office dares to do it.
Zhengzhou Evening News: Fired? Why were the five of them expelled?
Fantasy Angel: I was fired for stealing and growing vegetables. There was a lot of rectification at that time, and wasn't it also a financial crisis? So the boss found an excuse to fire a few people. It was at this juncture that I became the section chief. It was such a fluke. However, I have always kept a clear distinction between public and private matters, and never do personal matters in the workplace.
朩ふ鱼: I have a trick for being lazy. I set QQ as a shortcut key and can’t bring it up unless I mention it. In this way, everyone thinks that I never talk about QQ and I am often praised by my boss.
Yue Wanwan: I set Thunder as a shortcut key, so my boss can’t find me downloading movies. My colleague also adjusted the lower bar of the desktop to disappear automatically, so that nothing can be seen unless the mouse is placed.
Qing Wu Feiyang: I play "Cat Travel Notes" and use the "~" key to block the game with one click, and I can easily block it anytime and anywhere. It’s very cool to level up, fight monsters, and interact with friends behind your boss’s back.
Shen Chaogong: In fact, if you do something bad, just pretend to be nonchalant, just like making materials, and you will not be discovered. The mentality is very important.
Yue Wanwan: Yes, mentality is very important. When I was watching a movie, when I saw the boss coming, I didn’t panic so that the boss wouldn’t notice you.
The north wind blows: It’s normal to be lazy. I always go out to do errands and go shopping. If I’m not happy, I’ll find an excuse to run away!
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