Humor about old age

Humor says that some people like to tease themselves in a humorous way when they are old, which will not cool down the venue, but will heat up the whole venue, so the whole atmosphere will be different. So let's see what's humorous about saying that we are old.

Humor tells us that you are old 1 1. Years only corrode your skin, but if you lose your enthusiasm, your soul will never be young.

When people are old, everyone wants to go back to their youth, but when they get back, they become tadpoles.

Maybe one day we will be apart, and then we will have regrets.

4, year after year, unconsciously old! It's true that life is easy and God is not old!

I thought that many things would be forgotten with the passage of time, but later I found it more and more clear.

6. Time can't stop, time can't sympathize, only now is in our hands.

7. Life is short. Really, you get old before you know it. Cherish the present and live every day!

8. Planning cannot wait until tomorrow or next year. Day after day, year after year, I get old in a flash. We must act now. Now

9. Time is not long, short is not short, and it is old in a blink of an eye. I am no longer beautiful, and you are no longer young. As time goes by, you are gone.

10, I want to know whose name I will hysterically call when I am drunk and walking alone in the street.

1 1. What do I mean? This is a lifetime memory. When people get old and lose their memories, they lose me.

12, I sympathize with the girl who shed tears for the man.

13, I really envy you people with stories! Unlike me! A handsome word will last a lifetime!

14, today, you were born in this world; Today this year, you are in the prime of life; Today in the future.

15, as if we had known each other for three years, the train flashed by here, then it was blurred, and then it disappeared.

16, light, like darkness, always comes suddenly. No one knows when it will come, but you must have confidence that it will come sooner or later.

17. When we are old and gray-haired, I will still love you with my heart, because I love you late and only love you for the rest of my life.

18, life is halfway through, and you will get old before you know it. Looking back on the road, I feel a little deep and shallow, and the crooked footprints are full of bitterness. I can't bear to look at it carefully, for fear that I will shed tears in distress if I am not careful.

19, the worst thing is not that you can't be near you, but that the novel says "three years pass quickly" and you are in this novel.

20. Don't make yourself miserable if you can't get your affection.

2 1. Time is gone forever. It used to be the fresh meat version. Easy, easy, not easy. Get old before you know it. Where has all the time gone?

22. There are always some things that we couldn't understand when we were young. When I knew, I was no longer young.

23. Some people and some things will become more diligent and unforgettable with the passage of time.

24. Cherish what you have and the happiness around you while the sunshine is just right and the breeze is still wet.

25, too much helplessness, only blame me for being too crazy.

26. I always say that I am old, but when I hear someone say, "You look old", I am extremely devastated, so I still have to maintain it! The camera is so deceptive!

27. If he is no longer young, he will light a bonfire next to you like a hunter who came back through thorns, and then hold you and sleep peacefully. He will find you. You must wait.

28. I admit that I am a selfish person, so selfish that I am the only one in your eyes.

29. Seeing this, I found that Wu Xie has really changed. He is no longer the naive boy who is always being calculated. He got old and finally became the kind of person he didn't want to be. He lives too tired.

30. I am no longer young and know the meaning of life. I began to like to decorate my life with elegant colors. I know. I can't be willful anymore. I understand that health is the most important thing. Youth can die, but health can't.

Humor tells me that I am 2 1 and I am old. Can't sleep at night, can't sleep in the morning. I'd better get up and read. It's rare to be quiet for a while and then go back to sleep.

The older you get, the less you like to explain and persuade. It's a long story, life is short, seek common ground while reserving differences, and love well.

3. Time is fair. It never takes sides with anyone and never abandons anyone. It will give people a deep foundation and serve as a bridge to success.

4. Have you seen Water Margin? Four Tang Sanzang apprentices became sworn friends in Taoyuan, and Jia Baoyu caught up with Liangshan.

I used to envy my brothers and sisters, but now I can't help caring about the younger generation. Alas, time and tide wait for no man!

6. When I am old, I probably want to be a gentle person to the people around me and the world, with soft goodwill and no stubbornness and recklessness.

Call me handsome whatever you want. I don't mind, but don't involve my friends. It's none of their business. They are just a group of innocent fools.

8. I wish you "Happy Birthday" with infinite love. I wish my favorite brother a happy day.

Time and tide wait for no man, so I am one year older. Happy birthday to myself! Hope is still plain, simple and happy!

10, after a birthday, you are one year older, and only those who catch it will realize how heavy it is.

1 1. In this life, there will always be some people who are so special to you. As small as a mayfly, but as warm as the sun.

12, I was looking forward to my birthday when I was a child, but I didn't look forward to it when I grew up. The significance of my birthday just means that I am one year older.

13 One Christmas, friends in the whole circle of friends were celebrating their birthdays and getting married, and suddenly they felt old.

14. When I get old, I want to be as rich as Mr. Cai Lan and focus on human fireworks. Be a man, be a man, and eat fireworks.

15, I am getting older and older. I work at home alone. I remember when I was a child, she hugged me. At that time, I grew up and she was old.

16, there was a time when you were pretentious and threatened to do something; Once upon a time, your heart was higher than the sky, and your dreams were so bad; How time flies.

17, the first batch of post-90s have entered the 30 mark, I wish myself a happy birthday! Greedy hope that their life is getting better and better, but also very tacky hope that they are getting richer and richer, haha!

18, the phone doesn't ring when I am old, and no one chats on WeChat. There are fewer and fewer friends, and the information is only 10086. Life is getting calmer and calmer.

19, no beauty, no filter, the spots on my face are so obvious, and time waits for no one, so I have to accept my old age.

Zero, happy birthday to yourself! Make a big wish: May everyone in the world be safe and healthy, and stay away from diseases.

2 1, I admire Madame Curie. She is not disturbed by her beauty, but immersed in her scientific career, just as I am sure I can't, and she is often carried away by her handsomeness.

22. The torrent of years swept away youth and years, leaving only a scarred body and a vicissitudes heart deeply branded by years.

23. The new year has come again. Every year, the flowers are the same. Every year, people are getting older. I hope people are old and can work hard.

24, 17 years old, the age of flower season, I am working hard for my own career, I am a girl, just want to prove that I am not worse than any of you.

25. Ten very compassionate gods are equal. When you are young, try not to fall in love early. Knowing that you are ugly, ugly and short too early will affect the exam.

26. I never imagined what my age would be like, but when I was dazzled, I really reached this age.

27. It is said that people with big faces are generally super good-tempered, because their faces are really hard. Forgive me for loving food when I'm older all my life.

28. Many things that we thought we would never forget for a lifetime were forgotten by us in the days when we never forget them.

29. Birthday is one year old for children, and it is another growth; Birthdays are also small footprints on the road of children's growth. After each birthday, the children have new changes.

30, life is like this, cherish it, always be your own protagonist, don't always be a supporting role in other people's plays.

Humor tells me that I am 3 1 old and strong, but I can't resist the passage of time. Beauty ages easily, and I can't afford to hurt time like a sword!

2. When did you realize that you were old? I bought spicy strips and found a pimple on my face after eating them. I didn't go to bed until after twelve o'clock at night and became a dog the next day.

The older you get, the less you like to explain and persuade. It's a long story, life is short, seek common ground while reserving differences, and love well.

4. Look at the photos many years ago, and then look at yourself now. Well, middle-aged greasy uncle is right.

If I become a hooligan one day, please tell others that I am innocent.

6. As time goes by, only the face in memory will never grow old.

7. When I get old and hear my relatives and friends say they have something to tell me, will my first reaction be a good thing? Hey.

8. In fact, you know that no one at this age will be their life.

9. In the past, you could wear shoes barefoot in winter. It's late autumn, and you start to look for autumn clothes and trousers in a hurry.

10. When you were young, you thought everything had an answer, but when you are old, you will understand that there is no such thing as an answer in life.

1 1, lonely and free. In a blink of an eye, the years passed, hot and cold.

12. The older you get, the less you like to explain and persuade. It's a long story, and life is short. Seek common ground while reserving differences and do whatever you want.

13. When I get old, I don't want to judge love with my ears, and I won't listen to those sweet words.

14, many years ago, others would praise me as cute and cute, but now, others will say to me, "It's a shame to be cute when I'm old."

15, rocking chairs, listening to music, drinking tea, and stepping into old age early.

16, I'm not the one clamouring for food or climbing to the top of Mount Tai. Time makes people old.

17, people will grow old in a flash in this life, so don't wronged yourself any more. You can't go anywhere when you can't walk.

18, I am old, I have no literary talent, and the rest is just speechless.

19, 12, and then I voted for bird. Years make people old, but the heart is never there.

20. Older people have poor metabolism. It's like playing with a pound of meat Losing a catty is really desperate.