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Talk about the feeling of helplessness (70)

First I heard someone say that I was beautiful, and then I heard someone say that he had aesthetic problems.

Second, sometimes for a writer, the real reward is not the Nobel Prize, but piracy.

Third, men like beautiful faces, and women like sweet words. So women wear makeup and men lie.

5. When you are coldest. Someone is desperate to hold you. This is happiness.

Many times, I just want to have you and hold me tight until my mood really gets better.

I am a bird, I can't fly high, because the cage is too high!

Eight, love a person can be a lifetime, don't want to love for a year.

Nine, rabbits don't eat grass near the nest, good horses don't eat grass back, and old cows eat tender grass. There is plenty of grass in the world.

Ten, the cycle of life and death, see who is crazy today. I am the only one in the world who speaks chivalry, drunk and happy!

Eleven, at night, half a window, looking up at the bright moon, seems to appreciate the taste of life. The moon is walking and life is walking. What I feel is the dignity of life.

We are two sides of the same coin. We will never be apart, but we can never be together.

Dear, how many times have you lied to me, so that I can't find a reason to forgive you?

14. I fainted in the examination room and cried when I saw the paper. I don't test anything I recite, and I can't test it.

15. The only thing you can get for nothing in the world is poverty, and the only thing you can make out of nothing is a dream.

Every time I miss a girl, I put a brick on the ground, so there is the Great Wall.

17. In a public place, someone suddenly farted, and a man came over and patted him on the shoulder and said, Listen to your accent, you are not from here.

Eighteen, when I have money, I will buy two lollipops, one for you to eat and the other for you to eat.

Nineteen, when you spray happiness perfume on others, there are always a few drops splashing on yourself.

Can you give me some courage to tell you that I can't live without you?

Twenty-one, missed people and things, don't have to look back often; The scabbed scar does not need to be touched repeatedly.

Twenty-two, people are like this, as long as the position changes, the role changes immediately. I'm watching. I see.

Twenty-three, since love, why not say it? Some things have been lost, and now they can't come back.

Brushing your teeth is a bittersweet thing, with a cup in one hand and a washing utensil in the other.

As a foodie, eating doesn't mean being hungry, just because your mouth is lonely.

26. I don't know whether you are sincere or false. You are excellent. I'm afraid I can't keep you after a long time.

27. There is no need to regret the past. Beauty is wonderful. If it is bad, it is called experience.

28. If world leaders can dream more and have fewer nightmares when they sleep at night, the world will be full of more happiness.

Twenty-nine, I'm depressed recently and I don't talk much. I cann't believe they said they found me mature a lot.

Happiness is that as long as you hold hands, you won't be afraid even if you lose your sense of direction.

Thirty-one, after a long time, I finally learned to grow. It's just that those thoughts about you still have nowhere to put them.

32. Dreams are sand scattered in your eyes. I can't keep my eyes open and can't hold an iron canopy.

33. Many times, if you are unhappy after watching too much, it is better to be naive and heartless.

34. Every time I have enough to eat and have nothing to do, I always think of the serious matter of losing weight.

The biggest advantage of blind date is that if there are problems in marriage in the future, you can put the blame on the matchmaker.

36. Feelings are like sunshine, which will never be eclipsed by distance, but will be more precious.

Don't trust memory so much. People inside may not miss you that much.

Thirty-eight, I'm not your best friend anymore. I left silently after parting, and I remember your touch.

I am not a prince. Why do girls always think they should be princesses when they see me?

Forty, there is no rehearsal in life, and every day is live broadcast, which not only has low ratings, but also low wages.

Forty-one, true love, will not complain because of injury, will not let go because of difficulties!

Forty-two, when I saw your appearance, I knew that your parents were not careful when they made you.

43. I want to give happiness to the person I love, and I don't trust others. I am your little star, and you are my little sun.

44. The most wonderful thing in the world is that when you hug someone you love, he actually hugs you tighter.

Please don't abandon me. Even stray cats want a warm hug.

Forty-six, even though he can say a hundred shortcomings in one breath, he finally came together stubbornly.

Forty-seven, the current master's degree is like a grain of rice on the soles of your feet. You can't eat if you are uncomfortable!

48. The surrounding mountains are like a colorful cloth. The mountains and waves are stacked on top of each other.

49. There are two kinds of hopeless people: those who disobey orders and those who obey orders.

50. If something goes wrong, look for the reason from yourself first. Don't blame the earth for its lack of gravity when you are constipated.

5 1. Once I looked up at the starry sky with my friends, and then we burst into tears. He was lovelorn and I sprained my neck.

Fifty-two, a threesome, there must be my teacher; Three musketeers, there must be a strong; Love triangle, there must be a wound.

No matter how long we haven't seen each other, we are still the same, with a bad temper, talking loudly and not paying attention to our appearance, but always laughing so happily.

Fifty-four, I have told you a million times in my heart that you no longer belong to me. Why do I suddenly think of you? Why does my heart hurt so much?

I always envy my deskmate having the best deskmate in the world.

Fifty-six, don't say eat you a few rotten watermelons, Lao tze is free to drink soup in Dongda canteen!

Fifty-seven, a few white sails, in this golden sea, just like a few white feathers, fluttering lightly.

58. Everything is like a typhoon crossing the border, no matter how wide it is at that time, it will eventually pass.

Fifty-nine, a star can become more famous by taking off a little, but I was caught taking off my clothes!

On the day I graduated from primary school, I thought I left hell, but in fact I left heaven.

You never know how strong you are until being strong is your only choice.

Sixty-two, because of love, we came together, because of love, we will be happy.

Sixty-three, in order not to leave regrets and regrets in life, we should seize every opportunity to change our lives as much as possible.

I hope that one day we will become strangers again and get to know you again.

If you can't let go of the wrong person, you'll never find the right one.

Sixty-six, don't blindly follow other people's thinking, others will say you will learn from others.

Sixty-seven, if I must lose it, I hope it is sadness. If you must forget, I hope it is trouble.

Sixty-eight, many times, it's not that we don't cherish it; Many times, it is best to let nature take its course.

Sixty-nine, all people are ordinary, and some people really become ordinary people because they know this.

Life is like a cloud in the sky. You watch it drift in a certain direction, but there is nothing you can do.

Talk about the mood of WeChat (70 articles)

First, insane lunatics are not terrible, but insane lunatics are terrible.

Second, when I was a child, I had no money and sat in front of my grandfather's house. Grandpa naturally knows what I want to do.

I am a girl. I like Nolan. Do you want to spray me?

Whether you have personality or not is none of my business. Forget your vanity and fantasy and let me agree with you.

This is the road to success, but it is still under construction. Remember to wear a helmet.

Sixth, it seems that everyone is a wonderful flower in the world of swearing. I also said: you invited me to play 24 o'clock, and I agreed, but I won't play 13 o'clock!

Let's shake hands with all the memories and say goodbye calmly.

Eight, you want to blow up the school, I tell you, you are not fighting alone!

It's sunny and the rain has stopped. Do you think you can do it?

Ten, being teased when angry is a very self-respecting thing.

You never know the loneliness and fear waiting for you. You don't understand your sadness and loneliness!

Twelve, what is unity, that is, a person's mobile phone rings, and the whole class's reading sounds skyrocket.

Thirteen, there are two ways to stop people from stepping on their feet. One is forced to change, and the other is to become shit.

Fourteen, * *, labor, you are not qualified to say!

Fifteen, since I got mental illness, the whole person is much more energetic.

Love your neighbor wholeheartedly, but don't let his husband know.

Seventeen, three major natural disasters: earthquake, typhoon, film crew passing by!

Eighteen, it's been half a year since we broke up. He added me today. The verification information is: I owe you the future!

If you are well, it will be sunny. Look at the weather, you are probably dead.

I can give up my choice, but I can't choose to give up

Twenty-one, many girls you think you can't catch up with are actually not chased at all! Many boys you don't like actually have girlfriends.

22. Who said anything about taking me around the world and finally stealing my shoes?

Every time I miss a girl, I put a brick on the ground, so there is the Great Wall.

Twenty-four, in fact, the girl who cries for a single aristocrat is surrounded by a group of spare tires to protect her.

Twenty-five, if there is no hope, then give up, or start a reincarnation.

Twenty-six, you have been repeating that you don't love, but I already know.

Twenty-seven, you said that you have been living in memories, in fact, you don't understand, I have died in it.

Twenty-eight, gluttony is not a crime, but eating badly is a crime.

Twenty-nine, there are so many people in the world that there will always be mistakes in the arrangement of the elderly.

Thirty, I haven't eaten for days. Let's send some eggs!

This is actually a gratifying progress for her, and it also means that she has a skill and can stand on her own feet.

Thirty-two, our dreams often encounter three snipers: disease, ill feelings and high housing prices.

33. I finally know the reason why I am single. I don't know what I like and what I like.

34. I don't want to have too many emotions. Smile with your friends. If you feel tired, have a good rest. Why bother yourself.

35. A man wants to divorce his wife when he makes money, and his wife wants to divorce him when he can't make money.

36. When treating you as a person, please try to be human.

Thirty-seven, don't be infatuated with me, my sister-in-law will hit you.

Life is like an angry bird. When it fails, some pigs always laugh at it.

I don't know much about music, so sometimes I'm unreliable and sometimes I'm out of tune.

If I really leave, you will never meet the second me again.

Forty-one, don't accuse me of typos in the future, I am anti-counterfeiting technology.

Forty-two, may this big sun evaporate my little sadness.

Forty-three, start class. I feel sorry for this physics class. We will continue next class.

44. Life is too short to be sexy, and a tough life needs no explanation.

Forty-five, the bangs in front grow fast, and the hair in the back needs to be learned.

Forty-six, don't tell me, don't want to remember how you left me.

47. I won't keep anyone who tries to abandon me, just as I won't chew what I spit.

Forty-eight, the alma mater is renovated as soon as you leave.

Forty-nine, I'm in a bad mood recently, and I can't understand your nonsense.

Anyway, I don't want others to speak ill of you, but I don't want anyone to say that you are particularly good. I want to block your light.

Every time I miss you, there is one more drop of water on the earth, so there is the Pacific Ocean on the earth.

Fifty-two, autumn is coming, and the weather is getting cold. A flock of geese flew south, one was stewing and the other was stewing.

Fifty-three, all those who have daughters-in-law should hurry up. I'm going to start shaking WeChat.

Fifty-four, quarreling is always bad. Why don't you call!

Fifty-five, there are too many pleasantries, and the thickness of the face is obviously not enough.

56. Ignoring is not necessarily forgetting, but it must be alienating. It takes courage to be silent for too long and even take the initiative.

Fifty-seven, we are no longer children, not a lollipop can coax, at least roots!

Fifty-eight, I really don't understand, how did the quarrel between rice and black rice happen?

59. You only have one face and one expression, but you have 365 masks.

Sixty, joined a group in the morning, hooked up with the group owner for a long time, and finally gave me an administrator. I decisively kicked everyone in the group.

Next time a boy laughs at your thick legs. Just answer him: your legs are thin, and all three legs are thin.

No matter how good you are, someone will not love you. No matter how bad you are, there will always be someone to support you.

Although I don't want to say this, I still want to apologize for what I did: Sorry, I spilled paint on your tombstone.

Sixty-four, some hearts, once started, will be watered under the bridge.

Sixty-five, what is redundant? Cotton-padded jacket in summer, cattail leaf fan in winter, and your constant concern after I get cold.

Sixty-six, I got used to it when I was with you, but I can't change it now.

Sixty-seven, don't cry at my grave, it is dirty my path of reincarnation.

Sixty-eight, bitten by a dog, I won't bite back, but I will skin it and cook it.

Sixty-nine, I hate a woman, that is, a woman that every boyfriend has loved.

Seventy, empty and lonely, put on clothes and go out.

Bitter tongue and heartbreaking emotional phrases (70)

First, don't pretend to be happy with me, and don't wish me happiness. Do you have that qualification?

Second, some people say that two people care about each other is love, and their own ideas are mean!

Third, time can change our appearance, but it can't change my love for you.

4. Can you stop avoiding me? I won't be a bitch.

Some people say that what two people care about each other is love. Call it a bitch if you think about it yourself.

What you want to love is not the prince charming in fairy tales, but the man who can accompany you through ups and downs in reality.

Seven, love you? Just loved. Miss you? Just being a bitch. Hate you? Just boring.

Eight, the sisters said, go to fortune-telling tomorrow and calculate the lives of those bitches.

Nine, there is an emotion called nameless sadness.

Ten, unrequited love is a very despicable thing, sad and happy together, but we are all willing.

Eleven, don't say love to a man easily, even if you love him very much, don't say it easily, leave some room for yourself, don't let him think you are a bitch, because some men don't know love, and often treat the woman who pursues him as a bitch.

I found a mouse pad yesterday and wanted to get a computer. What do you think is missing?

Thirteen, seeing a bitch, the mood is more entangled than going to the grave. How come so many people are dead and you are still alive?

Fourteen, I wanted to concentrate on the bright moon, and the bright moon shone on the ditch.

15. Man is a despicable animal, knowing why she ignores you, but silently making despicable contributions.

Sixteen, you ask the male toad what is the most beautiful, and his answer must be the female toad. There is no doubt about his appreciation level, but his environment is different.

Seventeen, you can't blame others for standing up straight and looking down at you when you are prostrate on the ground.

18. In the world of rising prices, some people are getting cheaper and cheaper.

Nineteen, don't fall in love with me, hypocrisy. Get married if you can.

I have been reluctant to believe some gossip about you.

Twenty one. Do I know you well? Just play a video if it's okay. Think of it as your TV, and it will pop up when you press it.

Twenty-two, there is no fish in clear water, and people are invincible.

Twenty-three, people are monkeys and shameless.

I am not your little raccoon, and I can't play with you.

Twenty-five, the crying eyes can see the years better, and the injured heart will know how to care for happiness better.

Hide in a corner and watch you sing him the song I wrote for you.

Twenty-seven, silly people, silly moved, let me silly love once.

Twenty-eight, I want to tell you that missing after breaking up is not called missing, but being mean.

29. Men and women are unequal in this world. Men's arrogance is called self-confidence, and women's self-confidence is called arrogance.

At the age of 30, the revolution will still succeed without comrades' efforts.

Thirty-one, love depends on each other, love follows, distance is nothing, love can take the train with us.

Thirty-two, how cheap does a person have to be to deserve you?

Thirty-three, we are all farsighted, blurring the happiness closest to us.

Thirty-four, the most humble but emotional, the most indifferent but people. Thank you for your smile. I can't see your heart clearly.

Thirty-five, for the last time, after all, a mean ending will never be a fairy tale.

Mean is a universal truth, and you and I are just one of them.

Thirty-seven, you have the right to be a bitch, and Zhezhe has the strength to get you down.

Just because I don't stop you from being a bitch doesn't mean you can push your luck.

In short, don't be stingy, once or twice is enough, too much will be fall in price.

Forty, love is just the interest of first love, infatuation is drunk, hurt, infatuation is tired, the loved one is pitiful, and unrequited love has changed a bitch.

Forty-one, love should master the temperature, too much is not love, it is mean, stupid and confused.

Forty-two, the sign of an immature man is that he can make heroic sacrifices for his ideals, and the sign of a mature man is that he can live humbly for his ideals.

Forty-three, rotten people must be bitches, and bitches are not necessarily rotten people.

Forty-four, if I hadn't hit you, I would have turned against you.

Forty-five, don't take your brother's patience with you as your base!

In fact, if we were not mean, the world would still be beautiful.

47. How cheap does a person have to be to deserve you?

Forty-eight, people are always mean and persistent in pursuing something impossible.

Forty-nine, I broke up with the summer vacation because of that bitch who started school!

Fifty, even if you are unhappy, you will never disturb the happiness of others. This is the principle and the bottom line of not being mean.

5 1. If a man loves you, he will understand you; Otherwise he will spoil you.

Fifty-two, you have the right to be mean, and Zhezhe has the strength to get you down.

53. Don't be infatuated with others until you are exhausted physically and mentally, and you don't know how many tears you shed when you regret it.

Fifty-four, the courage to admit mistakes, and resolutely do not change.

55. Sometimes silence is good. You can pretend that you know nothing.

56. I can be mean sometimes, but it's for you, just for you. I like you!

57. For every love that can't be continued, one person is responsible for keeping it, so that another person can move on with peace of mind.

Fifty-eight, wealth can't be lewd, poverty can't be moved, and power can't be bent.

Fifty-nine, life is not perfect, poor and rich, just happy.

The person I love is not my lover, and every inch of his heart belongs to another person.

Sixty-one, being a woman will always be a bitch, some will not cherish it, and some will not always be the most wanted.

I really want to love him, but my eyes are lying. It's easier to hide, and it won't complicate my feelings.

Sixty-three, my heart is not made of stone. I can't be as rude as you.

You just miss me for a while. Why should I miss you all my life?

Sixty-five, love is a cheap project, love has no truth, no truth and no dignity.

Sixty-six, look at your space with wasted time, I will always be passionate.

67, who are you working with to correct that expression? I owe you an overdue loan or something.

Sixty-eight, when we are ignorant, there will always be such a person, let us be mean to him for many years.

I don't tidy my room. I'm a beauty in a messy room.

Seventy, after so long, I still can't help but miss it.

Modal phrases in WeChat (70 items)

I have always believed this sentence: the greater the hope, the greater the disappointment.

Second, I am used to indifference, but I don't really care about anything.

Third, the fragrance of flowers is misty, just like love in the past, and the vicissitudes of life are dusty.

Fourth, the most poisonous sentence I have ever heard is that you look exactly like your ID card.

Five, use half a year to save a reason to contact you: I haven't contacted you for a long time.

6. There are always outstanding reasons for a wonderful life, and the sweetest smile is the last laugh.

Seven, many people are laughing in the dream, and their faces are bright and happy.

Eight, silence will make things worse, I am not afraid of harm, don't lie.

Nine, people live for themselves, feel happy and live.

Ten, there is a touching gratitude, it is better to have a silent gratitude trip.

No matter how tired my heart is, I will always keep you in my heart.

Twelve, dare not treat everything sincerely, for fear of getting tears.

Thirteen, the world makes me speechless, so I have to hold your hand.

Fourteen, the scenery behind many vows slowly faded. And you ebb in the sea of people who don't ebb all year round.

Fifteen, you can fail. You can cry. But you can't lose courage and confidence in yourself.

16. I dare not say that love lasts forever, but I can guarantee that I will have a lifetime.

Seventeen, experts suggest that you should not sleep more than 24 hours a day, almost, and don't overdo it.

18. Is there a number that you will never dial or delete?

19. Embrace and immerse yourself in your taste. You can only be mine.

Although he wears perfume, I still vaguely smell scum.

Twenty-one, we walked the same street, but returned to two worlds.

22. The best thing about junior high school is that you can see the person you like when you look up.

When you try to get back what you lost, you may lose more.

I always feel that he is my life, but the reality is biased. He is a dream.

Twenty-five False tears hurt people False smile, hurt yourself.

I always believed that when you showed up, I knew it was you.

Please remember that I am a cold person and don't be fooled by my constant madness.

My insistence is just my childish joke in front of you.

Twenty-nine, the damage planted by time, time can not be buried.

Thirty, don't expect Bole to fall from the sky and worship you as Shangqing. Ability to do it.

Learn to protect yourself, because no one will always spoil you.

32. When love comes to an end, you will find how stupid and ridiculous it used to be.

Thirty-three, every time my elders see me, they say that I am so quiet, and I will miss this group of ignorant human beings!

34. People who have not experienced severe pain will not have deep and extensive sympathy.

Sometimes, all a person wants is a hand to hold and an understanding heart.

Thirty-six plans, you owe me ninety-nine kinds of love and hate, how can you pay me back all your life?

Thirty-seven, some things think that it will be okay to talk about it, but in fact, the result is still the same sad.

Thirty-eight, I feel what I can do and what I can't do. In fact, it's only between one thought.

39. Companionship means that I am here whether you need it or not.

Remember: when the pain of persistence is greater than the pain of giving up, it is time to let go.

Forty-one, sister, you are so beautiful. Lend you a photo to ward off evil spirits tonight.

42. If I'm still willing to wait, it's not because I still believe you, just because I promised you.

43. when When I shed tears. No one has ever comforted me.

44. You are like the strongest wine to me, but I just want to drink it all my life.

How lucky I am to meet you in the long river of life.

Forty-six, if I had a choice, I would rather be tied up by you than go anywhere.

Forty-seven, who is the left eye, who is the right eye, who loves when both eyes are closed.

48. If you are tired, you can go. I'm tired, too. I don't even have the strength to stay

49. I think realizing the meaning of life and living in the world is the real and realistic way of life.

50. Life is counting down from the beginning. Don't let unnecessary trifles consume the limited fuel of life.

5 1. Love can be an instant thing or a lifetime thing.

Fifty-two, I think you know, get together and leave, get on and off, and finally I will be by your side.

53. What I have is luck, but what I have lost is life.

Fifty-four, is there anyone like me who is hurt and heartbroken? No one can tell my pain.

55. You can think too complicated about me, which shows that you are not simple.

56. Loneliness stays in winter, and the pace of waiting for you has stopped.

57. It really hurts to look at yourself crying in the mirror.

Fifty-eight, who is enjoying the blooming flowers; Who is listening to the pity of flowers, but it is the sadness of that season.

Everything will be cured by time, just like our love.

Sixty, many people don't need to see each other again, because they are just passing by, and forgetting is the best commemoration for each other.

Practice is a confession of one's conscience, not for others to see.

Sixty-two, I buried all my memories and just wanted to have a bright future.

Sixty-three, the past, sad memories. Forget it, let it go. You will be enough in the future.

Sixty-four, long-distance love, even hugs are luxury goods, and you can only repeat sweet words to comfort each other.

65. Love sprouts in loneliness, emerges in rain and dew, blooms in romance and bears fruit in autumn.

Give me your hand and take you home; From now on, I won't let you indulge in wandering.

I'm too lazy to even change the person in my heart.

Time leaves wisdom to the diligent, emptiness and regret to the lazy.

69. Ambition is only a slave to memory. It was born vigorously, but it was difficult to grow.

I'm thinking, I'm guessing, I can feel it.