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★ It's all over. Calculate romantic figures. Look at the present.
★ Young people are not romantic, but the boss is sad.
★ The Yangtze River is wide, thousands of streams return, and men are romantic.
★ Since ancient times, heroes have been lustful, and people have not wasted their youth.
★ Tea adds fragrance to night reading, and people do not waste their youth.
★ Men and women are matched, and work is not tired; Men and women are matched, and drinking is not drunk.
★ Men and women match, drink and get drunk! Men don't pretend to be drunk, and women don't tip; Women don't pretend to be drunk, and no one sleeps in the hotel.
★ Men chase women across the mountain, and women chase men across the yarn (paper).
★ Men steal women from the mountain, and women steal men.
★ The man stole the woman Chung Shan Man, and the woman stole a piece of paper from the man.
★ Ten men and nine thieves, ten women and nine guards.
★ Ten women and nine Ken are afraid of men's mouth instability.
★ Women value their ex-husbands, while men love their ex-wives.
★ People are born seven feet tall and don't show ambition.
★ It is difficult for rich people to have no money.
★ Men make the world their home, while women make the world their home.
★ Men separate and women get married.
★ The adopted daughter asks for a hundred, but one horse cannot worry about a hundred horses.
★ The bolder a woman is, the more afraid a man is.
★ Men should have backbone and women should have charm.
★ Men are soft-hearted and poor all their lives, while women are soft-hearted and loose.
★ Men are afraid of entering the wrong line, while women are afraid of marrying the wrong person.
★ A good man doesn't beat his wife, and a good dog doesn't drive out chickens.
★ Thirty males and twenty females.
I like men's shows. Bored in front of others. Coquettish in front of me.
★ A woman with amorous feelings is a lighter, and a woman without amorous feelings is a fire extinguisher.
★ A woman's belly is made by a man, and a man's belly is made by a man.
★ A truly attractive woman lets a man see her breasts at first sight and her breasts at second sight.
★ Good men make women understand the world, while bad men make women misunderstand the world.
★ A good lover makes people want to get married, and a bad lover makes people want to become a monk.
★ Men's love is bottom-up, while women's love is top-down.
★ People are floating in the rivers and lakes, who can't help being chivalrous.
I am not lonely, because I am lonely with my brother.
★ The happiness of a woman lies in: he really loves me, it is a kind of happiness for a woman to kiss a man, and it is a kind of luck for a man to kiss a woman;
A woman will marry a man when she is desperate, and a woman will divorce him when he is desperate.
★ When being a lover, a woman will make a man's heart ache, and when being a wife, a woman will make a man have a headache.
★ Women enjoy themselves and men are poor.
★ People are afraid of famous pigs and strong, men are afraid of having no money and women are afraid of being fat.
★ Mom says it's best not to miss two things in life: the last bus home and someone who loves you deeply.
★ Ming Sao is easy to hide and hard to prevent.
★ I can't extricate myself, in addition to my teeth, there is also love.
★ A woman without talent is virtue. I must be too evil.
The quieter the tree is, the more I love it. He is not there.
★ No matter how ugly you are, you should fall in love and talk about a world full of love.
★ Don't think that men like thin women, what they want is overall slimness and partial fullness!
★ There must be a great woman behind a successful man; There must be unsuccessful men behind great women.
★ Men mature not necessarily because of good women, but because of bad men when women wake up.
★ When a man falls in love with a woman, he often can't find the north; If a woman falls in love with a man, it will often make him unable to find the north.
★ Men are not bad, women don't love them; A woman who wants to be a bad man may not dare to love.
★ Men are not bad, women don't love them, and women are not bad, so there are no descendants.
★ Men become bad when they have money, and women become rich when they become bad.
★ Men go to bed when they succeed, and women go to bed when they succeed.
★ When a man has a car, it becomes bad; When a woman goes bad, she has a car.
A man's lies can deceive a woman for one night, and a woman's lies can deceive a man for a lifetime.
Love is like a ghost. Many people believe it, but few people see it.
★ Men, the upper body is self-cultivation and the lower body is the essence; Women, the upper body is the bait, and the lower body is the trap.
★ Men look at women, they are the most beautiful when they are in love, the most common after marriage, the ugliest after divorce, and the most beautiful after divorce;
★ When a woman looks at a man, she is the most sincere in love, the most boring after marriage, the most hypocritical before divorce and the most sincere after divorce.
★ Men study for Ph.D. because of low IQ, while women study for Ph.D. because of low EQ.
Charm is a woman's strength, just as strength is a man's charm.
★ Women can lose their literary talent slightly, but they can't be a little coquettish.
★ It is not the beauty but the most attractive woman that turns the world upside down.
★ Men make a living and women make love.
★ Man admitted to graduate school: It's cool, woman admitted to graduate school: I don't have a boyfriend yet.
★ Men like flirting, while women like emotional appeal.
★ Men are afraid of being said to be small, while women are afraid of being said to be old.
★ Men are the most diligent when they are in love, and women are the most gentle when they are in love.
★ Women yearn for each other's naked hearts in love, while men yearn for each other's naked bodies in love.
★ Women like men with a sense of security; Men are often attracted to insecure women.
When you put on the wedding dress of love, I also put on the monk's cassock. ...
★ Try gold with fire, women with gold and men with women.
★ Between relatives, talking about money hurts feelings; Between lovers, talking about feelings hurts money.
★ Children treat toys as friends, while adults treat friends as toys.
★ If the girl doesn't pick up the girl, she will pick up the girl to do justice for heaven.
★ The person I love is the master, and the person who loves me is ugly, either degenerating in debauchery or perverting in silence.
★ Women are not coquettish and have low taste; Men are not coquettish, they are bastards.
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