Humor that can't cook. Tell me about it.

1, lovers should have more space of their own. I can't cook, but I can learn to cook soup. I just want to cook soup every day until my boyfriend comes home.

2. I can't cook, lie, sail, fencing, cure diseases or think too much ... so I need you! You are my partner! Because we don't want him to die, we call him a partner.

My mother said: You are too old to cook. See what you will do when you get married.

4. I really can't cook, just like I can't express my mind; My cooking is terrible, just like my feelings for you always make you unhappy; But all my feelings, I just want to give you one person ...

5. Come with me. Although I can't cook, I can cook the best instant noodles.

6. I'm lazy and stupid, I can't cook, I seldom wash clothes, I'm too lazy to tidy my room, I have many shortcomings and a bad temper. Have you decided to stay with me?