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Smile with tears. I have only one heart to say this. It looks painful.

1 Without physical friction, there is no spark of love.

The advantage of news simulcast is that even if you have been changing channels, you can watch a whole news.

I shaved my head just to win your smile!

Love is a lie, and feelings are sleep.

God gave me a task to take a snail for a walk.

Don't mess with animals that bleed once a month.

7 smile affects the acne on the corners of the mouth.

Your complex facial features can't hide your simple IQ!

I'm so sleepy during the holiday and at school.

10 I kick you to the south gate. . .

1 1 People who can't lose weight are always in turmoil, and people who don't eat fat are fearless.

12 grew up with pimples and grew up with pits.

13 is the world too hypocritical, or am I too naive!

In this life, 14 people just wander between getting and not getting.

15 The person who is most sincere to you in this world is a liar, because only he is lying to you sincerely.

16 Brush the toilet with the landlord's toothbrush when you are depressed. www.eduche.com

17 hates you and loves you. Hate is value. Love needs no explanation.

18 After today, don't meet again. I'm afraid of hitting you several times every day when I wake up.

19 I remember catching several tadpoles and breaking its tail when I was a child. It's a pity to think of it now.

I created a post bar with my own name, and it feels good to go here alone.

2 1 mom said that people who are too rational will definitely miss the opportunity to go astray and miss the beautiful scenery along the way brought by mistakes.

Some things are beyond our control, so we must control ourselves.

The teacher taught me math because I was afraid I wouldn't count money when I grew up.

When I was 24 years old, I scalded bugs with a red-hot poker, took them away after scalding, and then scalded them to a scorch.

Hypocritical people are always more successful than sincere people.

Sometimes, telling the truth is not believed, and telling lies is believed.

That night, I was drunk, grabbed your feet and set fire to it.

You bully me, I won't kill you, I'll kill you.

I told you that I look after the house and you are with her, but I just have no imagination.

If you run away with me at the age of 30, you have to grow up.

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