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Treat marriage well.

I find that you have been living in a corner of my heart. You have become a permanent resident and have a certificate that will never expire.

If there is an afterlife, let's be a pair of little mice. Stupid love, plain life, clumsy snuggling, even if the snow closes the mountain, you can still snuggle in the warm haystack and bite your ear tightly.

If there is a distance of 1000 steps between us, as long as you finish 1 step, I will walk to your side for the remaining 999 steps.

If life is a straight line, if our lives are destined to be two disjoint straight lines, then I will also be the nearest parallel line to give you warm help when you are lonely.

There is a disease in the world called anthomaniac. I feel hopeless, but after all, it's only for you.

I don't believe in next life, I just want to treat you well in this life. Because I don't know if I can meet you again in my next life, I will try my best to give you the best in my life.

Holding your hand, day and night, holding your hand, waiting for tomorrow, holding your hand, walking through this life, holding your hand forever.

You are all my days, and you are the bet of my life. For you, for your hard work and for your busy life, I still have no hesitation. Because you are all my sweet happiness.

You all say I am slow-tempered, but I can be quick, for example, there is a dog chasing me behind, or you can wait for me in front.

Although I am not the first person you like, nor the first person you hold hands, hug and kiss, I hope I can be the first person you want to talk to when you encounter pain, the first person you want to enjoy when you encounter happiness, and the first person you want to rely on when you encounter setbacks. I can be the first person to accompany you in your life.

You will never see my face, not because I won't let you see it, but because I always look at you when you are not looking at me.

I would like to be an umbrella in your hand to shelter you from the wind and rain; I would like to be your dancing shoes and dance with you happily; I would like to be a song hummed by your mouth and enjoy your happiness. Everything that belongs to you is the goal I admire. I would like to be with you as often as they are, and love you forever!

There is no next life in life. Let's cherish it. There is no next life in life.

1. I've been waiting for you to get old and wait for the rest of your life. There are many things to do in life, but I just haven't taken good care of you. You must be a happy person in the next life.

When I was young, I thought it would be a pity not to be together in the end. When I was old, I felt that I had never regretted being together as much as I do now. I always dream of regret. My subconscious wants to make up for my regret in my dream, but I am too weak and humble to even ask in my dream. Have you ever liked me? Life is only a few decades, I don't know if I can see the sun tomorrow, and I don't know if there is an next life.

3. Why do you think it is torture to live to be old? It is enough to live to the same age without causing too much trouble to others. People are too complicated, so hurry to be reincarnated in the next life to be a lifeless and emotionless thing.

4. Life, only this life has no afterlife, don't expect any afterlife; There is only one life, every life is a miracle, and every life is extremely precious. Life is given by parents, you can't squander it.

5. There is no next life in life. At the end of life, say that fate has arrived. When the heart dies, the evil disappears. Deep in the ocean, hatred is boundless. When you understand the meaning of life and death, it will be over, and you will no longer be entangled in life. Existence is suffering; Existence is karma. Good deeds and bad debts are all life. Accept it and put it down.

6. There is no next life in life. Meeting in this life is fate. Between people, meeting is fate. Whether it is the arrangement of heaven or the intention of people, in short, meeting is fate.

7. Life is only this life! There is no past life, and there is no afterlife! Next life is even more impossible, every second of life is so precious! Day after day, year after year! I constantly challenge myself one limit after another and improve my comprehensive ability!

8. The marriage of two kinds of people is the happiest: a woman who accompanied a man through hardships when she was young, and a man who accompanied a woman through good times when she was rich. A good couple is like a pair of chopsticks. No one can live without anyone. We should taste the ups and downs of life together. It is not easy to meet and know each other, cherish it, there is no next life in life!

9. Take something from you and give you something. This is life. What can you give yourself? Your own life. There is only one life, and there is no next life, because we will never meet again in the next life. You may be a fish in the sea, and I may be a cloud in the sky.

10. Our life is only this life, and there is no afterlife. Don't expect any afterlife. Our life is given by our parents. We can't waste it. Our life is the blood of our ancestors. We can't be cheap. Living well in this life is the most important thing, and there is no love in the afterlife.

1 1. Road, go by yourself, say by yourself, wait by yourself, ask by yourself, put everything down and forget for a while. This is life. There is no next life. Why not let go? Life is not long, but know yourself, life is short, but know your own way, don't ask more about the scenery, don't think too much about right and wrong.

12. I can't sleep every night because no one loves me and there is nothing to do. I really envy those who have love. My life is so incomplete. If there is a next life, please let me talk about love many times, talk about love many times, and make up for what is missing in this life.

13. Never let people who are kind to you slowly disappear from your life, because once you turn around, there will be no next life.

14. I planted it in the same place so many times, and I thought about it every time. Forget it, forgive me, maybe there will be no such fate in the next life. But this time, I can understand that life is too short, don't wronged yourself.

15. After all, too many sins have made my life like this. I don't think I have the courage to be a man in my next life. I'll make amends for my life and disappear.

16. Anyway, I want to turn loneliness into pride. As time goes by, I will let you know who is right and who is wrong. I won't discredit you and raise myself. It's fair and comfortable. In this life, I will never let anyone down and feel at ease. I hope there is no next life in this life, just live this life well.

17. May the road of life in the future be only smooth and not bumpy! I'm sorry about the people and things in my life. We don't want to see each other again in the next life. Let me owe you my whole life! I'm sorry, I'm really sorry, because my inaction and carelessness can't protect any important people and things! Sorry, my dear babies!

18. If there is a next life, I hope I will never meet my relatives and friends again in this life. Maybe their lives will be happier without me. If there is a next life, I hope to become a cloud, look at mountains and lakes, look at desert oases, wander around and lead a plain life.

19. I have been steadfast all my life. There is no next life in life. Until I met you. I hope to have another life.

20. Flowers bloom for one season, and people live a lifetime, which is really short. Live with your heart, not by the eyes of others. Happy every day, happy every moment, cherish what you want to cherish most, 3 thousand prosperity, a hundred years later, but a handful of yellow sand ... be kind to every sincerity and cherish every encounter, because there is no next life in life, do it and cherish it.

2 1. Some stories can never be told, but can only rot in my heart, hoping that I can rot. Born pessimistic, life is never satisfactory. I long to be loved all my life, but I have always been lonely. I always hope that my life will be shorter and shorter, not the long life that everyone is eager for. In the next life, I am dust, without thoughts, sadness and pain, floating in the wind.

22. At the beginning of a love, the more you pay, the more humble you will feel in the end. Although there is no next life in life, if there is next life, I will still choose to be with you, because the world will be more wonderful with you.

23. Maybe someone will really appear in the future. I like him very much, and he likes me. At the same time, I hope he can take the initiative to give this mutual appreciation more possibilities. Maybe he doesn't have to wait for the next life to come in this life. Maybe he really needs the next life. Maybe there is no next life. If there is, don't worry, it will only add icing on the cake to your life. If not, God may feel that he can't find the right person to build the red line. Instead of finding a person who is neither salty nor light, he might as well not arrange someone to come.

24. If there is a next life in my life, I would like to exchange my life for a family with loving parents, happiness and no quarrel, but there is no if in life, so this wish can only be realized in a dream. I hope we won't meet again in the next life.

25. There is no next life in life, and there is no so-called goodbye in life. It is just a kind of understanding and sunshine. How much truth is covered up by a simple hehe. Don't open the wound to others easily, because others are busy and hurt themselves.

26. There are no ifs in life, only consequences and results. If I meet you in this life and don't cherish you, I may pass you by in the next life.

27. Life will never start again. Less and less every day. When we come into this world, our days are just subtraction. Happy every day, cherish it, don't indulge it easily, the good can't be copied, the bad can't be repeated, and it can't be healed after being killed. Live one day less, live one year less, cherish the present, there is no next life in life.

28. I don't think God is unfair. There are always people who are born beautiful and want to be lucky in the next life.

29. We should cherish it. When we met, we had missed a part of our life and wasted a part of it. Let's cherish the remaining time and every opportunity to meet. There are not many fourteen years in life, let alone looking forward to the next life.

30. Life, only this life, no afterlife, can't live in fairy tales. We are not immortals, nor monsters who come back from the dead. We are not nine birds with nine lives. We are not Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai. We can't become butterflies after death. There is only this life in life, and there is no afterlife. Don't expect any next life.

3 1. Life is long, but unfortunately there is no regret medicine. If there is a next life, I will definitely not choose this road again, but since I have chosen it, I can only stick to every step, but I don't know how long it will last.

32. Thank you for your company day and night, walking with me through mountains and rivers and feeling my joys and sorrows. Blame me for not protecting you. Unfortunately, life didn't start all over again. I will treat you as a treasure in my next life.

33. People always have a lot of disappointments. Just do something you are satisfied with. Even if the world abandons you, it is enough that you have not abandoned yourself. Come on, son, I hope you will have no trivial things in this life in your next life. I hope you can live in a dream without reality in your next life. Not bad either. Go to sleep. I want to have a dream, a dream that you will never wake up!

34. In the next life, I don't mind being lonely. I'm ready to die alone. I was not born obligated to be anyone's wife or mother. Getting married and having children is not a necessary option in life. Being born as a person in this society is already very hard.

Don't believe what men say.

1, don't trust men, they are too drunk to remember their names.

I would rather believe that there are ghosts in the world than men's broken mouths.

3. A man must cheat among several women at the same time, because love is very exclusive, and only by cheating can a triangle or polygon relationship be maintained. This kind of man is not a playboy, but a hollow man.

4. If he gives you an everlasting promise, it is because he is not sure about your feelings; If he says that you are the deepest (only) love in his life, it means that he must have said the same thing to other women; If he stood you up and gave you a lot of reasons, don't believe it. Men are masters at making up excuses. In the final analysis, his reason is only two words: excuses.

The fault is not that your man doesn't love you, but that he has no determination and indulges himself.

6. A person's body and mind can be connected and separated at any time.

7. Don't believe what he told you-he's still a friend after breaking up, and he'll be the first to come to you if necessary. If you believe that in the coldest night, try to ask him for help, you will either get his recommendation or play dumb-who are you looking for? Wrong number ... then, you will find that you can't contact him anymore.

8, dizzy, how can there be such a man, I really can't believe it! Don't live in his house. Can you live without credit? If the family is unreasonable, write a contract later! Everyone is guessing! This also taught me a lesson!

9. When a man has a chance to have sex with you and he doesn't do it, it doesn't prove that he is a gentleman. Be careful! He probably has a wife and has a good relationship with her.

10, being a woman must stand up to lies, perfunctory, cheating and forgetting promises.

1 1. There are three things in the world that can't be trusted: men's promises, men's feelings and men's reasons. If he gives you an everlasting promise, it is because he is not sure about your feelings; If he says that you are the deepest (only) love in his life, it means that he must have said the same thing to other women; If he stood you up and gave you a lot of reasons, don't believe it. Men are masters at making up excuses. In the final analysis, his reason is only two words: excuses.

12, don't believe what he says to you-you can't live without you. If you believe this, then you will find that he is better off without you.

13, women think that men's physical betrayal is inner betrayal, even more serious than inner betrayal.

14, a man is sincere when he promises and sincere when he betrays. He doesn't love you anymore, obviously he has changed his mind, but he will only feel that all the qualities that attracted him at the beginning have disappeared.

15, don't believe what he says to you-he will remember you all his life. Soon, you will find that he can't remember who you are.

As a man, I don't even believe my own words.

17, don't be moved by men's guilt for you. Because according to the analysis of deep psychological factors, when he feels guilty about you, he usually subconsciously begins to reject you.

18, you can't trust men, most men are dishonest. You can't believe what women say, because most women are hypocritical. The so-called love is often deceiving each other.

19, when she becomes a human in the imperial system, women are destined to be men's playthings. Therefore, I will never fall in love in my life. Men are liars and assholes. Do everything on your own and be a strong woman.

20. For men, please don't challenge the law. If you haven't practiced invulnerability, be silent first. Don't walk in the Jianghu without martial arts.

2 1, if you don't believe me, he said, "I'm in the hotel. Come and talk. We're just talking." Chatting is just a cover. Don't believe it, he said, "I just hold you." Soon you will find that you can't escape from his clutches and have been cheated by him. ...

22. The man who made a mistake knelt down and begged for mercy, claiming that he was taking part in accidental amusement. He couldn't control his body for a while, but he still loved it.

23. If you believe him to be true, if you don't believe him to be false.

24, I understand, don't trust a man easily, but this man is someone I like to get close to when I was 15 years old. I can't say clearly, but now I know I don't like him, but my heart will never be resistant to this man. Is this the so-called low woman?

25, don't expect, he can change for you, it is better to expect sows to climb trees.

26, people are unpredictable, generally speaking, men do not have a good thing. All perverts and hooligans. But some are not.

27. A woman doesn't believe he loves her? How can you love her and be so close to other women? That's ridiculous!

28, some men can be trusted, some men can not be trusted, can not generalize all men!

29, men are not terrible, because the essence is the same, men are also terrible, because he will sweet talk, too good at camouflage. Remember, women, don't treat men as gods. Men are people, too. Like you, they also have secular desires, ups and downs in the world, fragile and painful.

30. Don't believe it. Is it possible that he said "I just put it outside" or "I just put it in a little"? Unless he suddenly stopped lifting; Don't believe that when he said "I will be responsible for you", he will only be responsible for himself-let himself be wiped out in front of you as soon as possible; Don't believe it, he said, "I'll go up (to your house or your hotel room) for a glass of water and take a piss." What else do you need to ask? ! Take him away!

3 1, man to woman, is often the beginning of chaos and abandonment. But when you abandon it, please at least find a good excuse. It is foolish not to find a good excuse, and it is cruel not to find it.

32. Look at a man, many times, he will have problems. At first he thought it was Prince Charming, but at last he found it was a white-eyed toad.

33. A friend, after giving birth to a baby, found that her husband had found a young lady during pregnancy, which was a great blow and vowed to die together.

34. It is said that sows can climb trees, and you believe what men say.

Don't be complacent about a pursuit that lasts for several years. See how often he calls you or visits you. If it is more than a week, please pay attention! He pursued you not because he loved you too much, but because he realized one of his dreams.

36. Betrayal is a man's blood, fraternity is a man's declaration, freedom is a man's mantra, and a man's change of heart is a consistent fashion.

37. It is even more ridiculous to have a friend. On the second day after marriage, she caught her husband and a woman "doing homework in bed" and wanted to die, vowing to divorce.

If you don't believe in love, then say a sentence that doesn't believe in love.

1, friends will always shelter you from the wind and rain. If you bear the snow in the distance and there is nothing I can do, I will also pray that the snow will fall on me.

2, the world of mortals is beginning to make up, the mountains and rivers are boundless, the first appearance is met, the nightmare is impermanent, and life is unparalleled.

3. Our love is far less romantic than that written in the song. Even if we are injured, it is a happy state. We are just ordinary people, then find an ordinary relationship, and then live together in an ordinary way, sitting in a rocking chair and growing old. Maybe this is the true meaning of love.

Because of love, you gave him the right to hurt you. The one who makes you cry your heart out is the one you love the most. The person who makes you laugh is the one who loves you the most. Do you want to laugh or cry all your life?

The fish took the bait, because the fish fell in love with the fisherman, and it was willing to make the fisherman smile with its own life.

6. No matter where I am, I am only a turn away from you.

7. We agreed to grow old together, but you dyed your hair halfway.

8. Thank you for your existence. It exists in the deepest and most beautiful place in my memory. Thank you. Because of you, I only remember these furry outlines. They have bright apertures that make me happy.

9. If one day, I don't like you anymore, will my life be as decadent as before ... I don't want to live like that anymore, so please, at least like me before I give up on you.

10, time does not make people feel painless, nor does it make people forget the pain, but makes people get used to it.

1 1. When we were young, we gave up and thought it was just a relationship. Later we learned that it was actually a lifetime.

12, the spell of witch's kiss came for the first time, and the wet oath came out. I sat on the sea mending the net, and you fell on the bottom of the sea to sing the song of Dai Yue.

13, hurry up if you want to leave, while I'm still reluctant.

14, if we are all children, we can stay in the same place in time, sit together and slowly lower our heads while listening to the story of never getting old.

15, after knowing it, I still couldn't help but lose it for a while.

16, people always miss a lot of real beauty inadvertently.

17, deep affection is a burden I can't bear, and love words are just occasional lies.

18, I can't live without you, I can't forget you, but you have a new love for her.

19, crying on the way home, tears burst again. I can't do anything to walk like this, and I can't be proud and extravagant anymore. What else can I say? What else can I do? I hope you can hear me, because I love you and let you go.

20. Buying a big house is fake, and the last place to live is a small box.

2 1, I look at you smiling, silent, proud and lost, just like now, so I am happy to be with you, and I am sad to be with you, but I have always stood in the present, and you will always stay in the past.

22. You said if you go on, don't look back. I know you only look back with disappointment, so don't expect me to look back.

23. Now, everything has changed beyond recognition.

24. I want to ask you now, dear, how are you, but I can't say it all the time.

25. I run like a child, a child who will burst into tears when looking at the sky.

26. It is said that falling in love with someone makes you fall in love with a city. But even after a long separation, you no longer love that person, but you will still love that city. So everyone's mobile phone will save the weather of a city. That is the pain in your heart, and it is the nostalgia in your heart. Because I once loved someone, I kept his weather forever.

27, civet cats deep alley. I tried to tell myself that if I can't think, I don't want it. If I can't get it, I don't want it.

Walking in the corridor of the palace, a faint sadness hangs over everyone. The silence around, the exquisite carvings left on the wall and the unparalleled marble at the foot all give people a feeling of "splendor" and purify everyone's mind. Everyone kept silent.

29. After losing you, I am like a puppet.

30. The wood said to the fire, "Hold me"! The fire swallowed the wood. The wood turned to ashes with a smile! The fire cried! Tears go out by themselves, and wood is doomed to be burned if it falls in love with fire.

3 1, life is endless and lonely. Loneliness is the eternal theme of love. I am alone with my shadow. It said it had something to say to me. It says it misses you very much. It turns out that my shadow and I are thinking about you.

32. I can't move a lot of things. How dare I go to the West Building alone? I have hated the palace for a long time, and I will be a stranger on earth. I pray that heaven will follow suit.

33. Looking back 500 times in previous lives, only to get this life passed by.

34. I am always at your fingertips.

There is too much helplessness in our life, and we can't change it, and we can't change it. To make matters worse, we have lost the idea of change.

36. Passing by in the sea of people, we can only be silent. At the moment when our eyes met, we read each other's indifference.

37. Travel around the world with a cigarette.

38. Gently let go of the burden in your heart and quietly let yourself blend into the sunshine.

39. You show off your happiness. I only have the ability to cry under the covers.

40. Refusing to answer is usually an answer.

4 1, the sky and the sea are in love, but their hands can't hold it, and their love can't continue. The sky cries and tears fall on the sea. Even if punished, the sky will send its soul into the sea! From then on, the sea was sky blue.

42. Laugh at the end with a sad heart and see what you can say about me.

43. Since you can't keep up with the pace, you should choose to regress.

44. In this sad and bright March, I beat my horse from my thin youth, through corydalis, through kapok, through sadness and impermanence.

45. It would be nice if we met at the brightest moment, because we know that we love someone who is worthy of love and he/she has the ability to manage his/her life well. If we meet at the most embarrassing time, it is also good, because we know that we love a strong person and can help each other even if we are frustrated.

46. I can love you from the bottom of my heart or give up mercilessly.

47. I am afraid of being isolated. Please forgive my strength and willfulness.

48. He always touches my heart easily, and every sigh will make me worry.

49. I looked back at my growth path and watched it day by day. I stood on the side of the road, my hands in my trench coat pockets, watching countless people pass me with a straight face. Occasionally someone stops to smile at me. I know that these people who stay will eventually become the warmth of my life. When I see them, I will never give up.

50. I just left I want to come over. All right. But it made me leave with the greatest regret. My heart hurts. You got it?

5 1, you don't believe me, whatever I do is in vain.

52. On the day you left, I decided not to shed tears, covered my eyes against the wind and tried not to blink.

53. We all have unspeakable sadness. Don't work hard for your life.

54, a quiet person, you are just an accessory,

55. No one will get it forever, and no one will lose it forever; No one will not experience, no one will not experience loss.

56. When there is poverty in the corner of the world, there is only endless acacia.

57. On barren land, you can understand the scenery more deeply. -"Just love once"

58. Once there was a smile in my life, but it finally dissipated like a fog. That smile has become a swift river deeply buried in my heart, and I can't swim across it. The sound of that river became my desperate song day and night.

59. What you lost never really belonged to you, so don't regret it.

60. Sometimes, it's just for a smile, that's all.