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What kind of experience is road delusion?

As a senior road idiot, I can hardly find my way home at night, but fortunately, after so many years, I am used to it, so I voluntarily give up treatment.

I am a person with a poor sense of direction, and I can't even tell the most basic things from east to west, from north to south. When you ask for directions, you tell me something, and I can only ask the next person, so I can only tell you the directions, and I can't remember them at all, so I have never traveled far. Even if I need to go out to do something, I basically rely on my mobile phone.

How stupid am I? One night after work, a female colleague of the company was also going to go home from work, but the bus there had to wait for a long time. So I volunteered to ride her bike, but I never thought about sending her home, but I couldn't find the way back.

But let me go back. I can't find the way back, so I have to keep walking. I feel that there are many trees ahead, but I rode for a long time, nearly 20 minutes. I still haven't seen the familiar road, and even I have gone further and further.

Suddenly I feel very scared. A girl in the middle of the night. What if she meets a bad guy? So I decided to ask a passer-by, but what he pointed out to me happened to be an overpass, which also needed to be bypassed. It's ok for me, but I got lost around, so I had to stop another passer-by on the road to ask for directions. It happened that he also went with me.

So I finally went home. As a road idiot, I always felt that my direction was right, but I found it was all wrong after walking once.