TikTok humorous short sentences 2022 (general 40 sentences)

TikTok humorous short sentences 2022 (Part 1)

1. The road under your feet must be completed even if it is difficult.

2. The phone was dropped so many times and it was fine. Later, I thought about it, but my height saved it.

3. I am so cute that even mosquitoes want to kiss me.

4. Today’s advertisements are really deceptive. My mother can become my sister if she drinks some Yili.

5. A man’s anger is like setting off firecrackers, and it ends with a bang. When a woman is angry, she is like lighting mosquito coils, which keeps the temperature high and circulates in circles.

6. Don’t leave, I can’t bear to leave. Could you please give me the money for the little pudding?

7. When I hate someone, if that person suddenly says If you like me, then I don't hate the other person at all. He is so principled that he cannot hate a discerning person.

8. For the rest of my life, I will be thin and I will be rich.

9. Life is like Angry Birds. When you fail, there are always a few pigs laughing.

10. Sometimes life is like a computer, it just crashes without any discussion.

11. After passing this village, there is still this store, because it is a chain store.

12. Growing up like this, the only thing I have persisted in is charging my mobile phone every day.

13. The three strongest heartbeats in the first half of my life occurred respectively: when I was called on by the teacher in class, when I missed my step when going down the stairs, and when you smiled at me.

14. I feel so scared every time I walk alone at night. It’s so dark and I’m so beautiful, I’m really afraid that others won’t see me.

15. If you use a beauty trick, I will follow it.

16. Positive thinking leads to a positive life, and negative thinking leads to a negative life!

17. As long as there is a classroom in your heart, you will not skip class wherever you go.

18. When you have a fever at home, you will continue to surf the Internet. When you sneeze at school, you will think it is late-stage cancer.

19. On the way home, I saw many takeaway guys running around delivering food. I suddenly felt very inspired. Others were still delivering food so late, so what reason did I have not to eat?

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20. If you have money, do things well; if you don’t have money, do people well. This is life. Douyin Humorous Phrases 2022 (Part 2)

21. Ever since I picked up the pen that fell on the ground in the first grade of junior high school, I have never understood mathematics again.

22. You are the song of anxiety in my heart, which always makes me thrilling.

23. First learn not to be angry, and then learn to make others angry.

24. Once you choose the path of life, you must bravely walk to the end and never look back.

25. When you were poor, you thought you would be happy if you were rich. But when you are really rich, you realize that being rich is more than just happiness. It is simply the bliss of life and death.

26. It doesn’t matter if you like waves, as long as you don’t drown.

27. There will always be a blind person who falls in love with you and treats you too well.

28. When the boat of life faces dangerous shoals and rapids, the weak will choose to escape and give up, while the strong will choose to face and challenge.

29. Otakus will degenerate into cavemen as soon as the power goes out.

30. Salted fish will always turn over one day, but after turning over, it will still be salted fish.

31. I know that I have a bad temper. If you can't bear it, you should reflect on yourself and why others can.

32. If you don’t work hard, you will be out!

33. Some people work hard all their lives and squeeze from the fourth stream of society into the third stream.

34. After all, in today's society, it is not easy for us to get along.

35. Money is the root of all evil, but if you have no money, the whole society will despise you.

36. I am a person who is good at reflecting on myself. For example, after I slap you with my backhand, I will think about whether I hit you lightly.

37. You can do it if you try, and you can win if you fight.

38. When the weather gets cold, the place I want to be the most is not only in bed, but also in your arms.

39. Maybe we go that far not to see the scenery, but to go to the end of the world to meet ourselves for a while.

40. Never leaving is all a fart, and vowing to make each other are all memories. Funny literary copywriting about nonsense that Tik Tok said but didn’t say yet (general 40 sentences)

Funny literary copy about nonsense that Tik Tok said but didn’t say yet (Part 1)

1. I am not calm except All the time, very calm.

2. As long as what you say makes some sense, it doesn’t mean it doesn’t make sense at all.

3. An excuse is a good excuse, but it is just an excuse.

4. I have never failed in this matter.

5. Listening to your words is like listening to your words.

6. Research has found that people who insist on eating one egg every morning eat one more egg every day than those who do not eat eggs.

7. A minute was lost before 60 seconds passed.

8. The young man has really good looks, outstanding temperament and full of charm, especially his eyes, no more, no less, exactly two.

9. Crabs are still alive before they die.

10. As long as what you say makes a little sense, it doesn’t make any sense at all.

11. Look, the man in front seems to be alone.

12. Jumping from the 18th floor, if there is no accident, there will definitely be an accident.

13. I pretended to work for the boss, and the boss pretended to pay my salary

14. When you finish reading this sentence, this sentence is over.

15. The day my mother gave birth to me happened to be my birthday.

16. If I can understand it, I won’t be able to understand it.

17. It was alive before it died.

18. When I went to the United States for the first time, I was shocked. I had never seen so many Americans in one country.

19. Congratulations! I congratulate you!

20. If what you say is good, it should be right. Literary funny copywriting of nonsense that Tik Tok said but didn’t say (Part 2)

21. You can only win, but you can’t win.

22. Drinking a glass of milk every day before going to bed will cost you a few dollars more per day than not drinking milk.

23. If you can see things, it means you are not blind.

24. I can make men listen to me in just three sentences.

25. You are alive as long as you are not dead.

26. When people can’t hold back, they can’t hold back.

27. Sorry, can I delay everyone for half a minute? I have never celebrated a birthday since I was a child. Today is September 30th. It’s not my birthday, but I just want to delay everyone for half a minute.

28. Regarding this matter, I will simply say a few words, as long as you understand it. In short, this matter is the situation now. In detail, everyone can see it, and you can also say a few words. , maybe you don’t understand it very well, but that’s what it means. If you don’t know, you don’t have to guess. I’ve seen this kind of thing a lot. I just want to say that everyone who understands understands it. I won’t explain it to those who don’t understand. After all, Just know it yourself and savor it carefully.

29. One rotation of the earth equals 7 days of rotation.

30. I woke up and found that I woke up.

31. I wonder if you have noticed that summer is really much hotter than winter.

32. When I went to England for the first time, I was shocked. I had never seen so many British people in one country.

33. As long as you have some ability, it doesn’t mean you have no ability at all.

34. I hope the next time we meet is the next time.

35. As long as what you say makes sense, it doesn’t mean it doesn’t make sense at all.

36. Everyone who is awake now should not be asleep yet.

37. According to statistics, everyone has breathed air before life.

38. Running ten kilometers in the morning is equivalent to running ten kilometers.

39. When I don’t speak, it means I don’t speak.

40. Don’t eat breakfast on an empty stomach. Nonsense literary and humorous sentences that are particularly popular on Douyin (40 items)

Nonsense literary and humorous sentences that are particularly popular on Douyin (Part 1)

1. Sorry to delay everyone. Half a minute? I have never celebrated a birthday since I was a child. Today is September 30th. It’s not my birthday, but I just want to waste everyone for half a minute.

2. Today’s young people are really young compared to the older generation.

3. Anyone who can say this kind of thing must be able to say this kind of thing.

4. The smarter the person, the smarter the brain.

5. Every 60 seconds of breathing, one minute has passed.

6. Everyone knows that you are beautiful, and everyone knows that you are not ugly.

7. When I went to the United States for the first time, I was shocked. I had never seen so many Americans in one country.

8. If you are willing to be my girlfriend, then I will be your boyfriend.

9. Do you know why you hate eating tomatoes? Because tomatoes smell like tomatoes.

10. One rotation of the earth equals 7 days of rotation.

11. Because you want to read bullshit literature, I share bullshit literature, so you get bullshit literature.

12. I don’t know what to say every time I don’t know what to say.

13. If you jump from the tenth floor, if nothing happens, then you should have an accident.

14. The greater the ability, the greater the ability.

15. The spring breeze turns green again on the south bank of the river, and the south bank of the river is greened by the spring breeze.

16. When there are three people walking together, there must be three people.

17. Today’s young people are really young compared with the older generation.

18. Running ten kilometers in the morning is equivalent to running ten kilometers.

19. Listening to your words will make you study for ten years in vain.

20. Drink more hot water, because the water is hot when you drink hot water. Nonsense literary and humorous sentences that are particularly popular on Douyin (Part 2)

21. I know you, a well-known painter, a professional painter.

22. You must be very thin when you lose weight.

23. Every minute a person breathes, he loses one minute of his life.

24. We will know what happens tomorrow.

25. I will definitely live until death.

26. You are an understanding person, and I understand what you mean. I am also an understanding person, and an understanding person should understand that I understand what you understand. As long as everyone understands, understanding people should understand what I understand and what you understand, then the network environment will be filled with understanding people.

27. In the spring of the fourth year of Qingli, Teng Zijing was relegated to Baling County. The next year, the fifth year of Qingli.

28. As we all know, the body of a swallow is very light. How light is it? It is as light as a swallow.

29. This incident was quite a big deal, and it went viral all over the world. This incident is indeed quite big, but not particularly big. If you want to say small, it is not particularly small. I think this incident is quite big, but not particularly big, but not small either. Everyone thinks this is a big deal, but I don’t think it’s that big. But if you call it small, it’s not a small matter either.

30. The bigger the banana, the bigger the banana peel.

31. If you weren’t stupid, you would be quite smart.

32. If he doesn’t marry me, the bride will definitely not be me.

33. If he wasn’t ugly, he would be pretty good-looking.

34. I have never failed in this matter.

35. If you have to get up so late every time, then you are getting up very late.

36. An excuse is a good excuse, but it is just an excuse.

37. What you said made me feel as if I had spoken.

38. Tell me your gender and let me guess whether you are a boy or a girl.

39. You cannot make calls when your mobile phone is out of battery.

40. If I have a boyfriend, then I don’t need to add the word “if” to this sentence. Humorous copywriting for Douyin in a traffic jam

Humorous copywriting for Douyin in a traffic jam

1. Every time I go to get off work, the traffic jam is a mess, with red and green lights stopped, and I can’t stop for a long time. Move a step. ?

2. At the beginning of the year, after you got off the night shift, I was able to wait at the intersection in the cold wind; when you wanted to take a taxi but couldn't, I took the initiative to ask you if you wanted to take a taxi, and you were stuck in a traffic jam. The only people who take the initiative to choose a road with less traffic for you are black car drivers

3. The most beautiful scenery in the world is no longer the road home. ?

4. Is it difficult? It takes half a day to walk 100 meters!

5. Waiting for you at the next intersection. There's a traffic jam at this intersection.

6. There was a serious traffic jam when I went home during the Chinese New Year. I had been stuck in the traffic jam for more than three hours. There were no teammates who were stuck in the traffic all the way.

7. Recently, I have become accustomed to the first choice of rail transportation. There are no traffic jams and no worries. Moreover, this spot is not crowded. The time from A to B is guaranteed. It is rare to be on schedule and the cool air makes me feel comfortable. The recent anxiety has been relieved for a moment...

8. At this time every day, the passing cars seem to be gathering together, and they don't want to leave for a long time.

9. Brother comes home, wish him a happy traffic jam!

10. Don’t panic when you’re stuck in traffic, send it to Moments first.

11. Going home for the New Year is a perfect return, but perfection is always accompanied by bad experiences, and some things have no choice, such as traffic jams.

12.Are you angry? The road is blocked in an emergency and can't be passed!

13. When discussing with my wife where to go during the holidays, my then-year-old son said leisurely: Let’s bring sleeping bags, snacks, good music, fill up the gas, and then go to the traffic jam leisurely.

14. Every time I go home during the Chinese New Year, it’s like going through a catastrophe. I’m stuck in traffic jams. It’s a journey of several hours, but in the end it takes a whole day, and my mood suddenly becomes less beautiful.

15. When a ray of sunshine illuminates the earth, we merge into the high-speed traffic jam game, which is very lively.

16. It rains all night when the house leaks, and there is always a big traffic jam during the New Year.

17. I thought it was a car show, but it turned out to be a traffic jam in Dubai.

18. When you see an injustice on the road, you roar and come to walk your dog on the highway.

19. Don’t be distracted by traffic jams, take a nap to refresh your mind; there are people on the roadside, bustling people in the cars; everywhere there are lights, every home is warm.

20. People in Hangzhou collapsed. Why? Because Hangzhou Traffic Radio released a Weibo message, no one saw any hope of relieving the traffic jam. Part 2 of humorous copywriting for Douyin in traffic jams

21. The longest National Day and the longest traffic jam in history!

22. It was raining and traffic jam when I went home tonight. Many classmates only looked at me and left. He was the only one who stayed with me until the crowd dispersed. It was really warm.

23. People always say that you have to wait for the one in your fate. I have been waiting for 20 years and I have not said anything. Is it because I got lost or was stuck in a traffic jam? Let me tell you something. .

24. I really envy those friends who travel during the May Day holiday. People like us who can travel at any time cannot experience that kind of happiness at all.

25. The journey took an hour.

26. The cars were crowded into a knot, the drivers were restless, and the horns were blaring.

27. On the way home, the traffic jam was like years of constipation. The passengers in the car did not move no matter how anxious they were.

28. I will block you and everyone will block, and we will enjoy the Double Festival together.

29. A girl was stuck in a traffic jam on the highway. She was really anxious, so she took a plastic bag and tried to solve it in the car, but she couldn't get out. Afterwards, she put a plastic bag over her head and went to the roadside to solve the problem.

30. You’re so stuck, you’re so stuck, you’re so stuck, you’re stuck.

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31. Absolutely amazing! I'm stuck on the road, I can't go forward and I can't go back. There's no place to go home. There's already a traffic jam on the way home, and the road is blocked by heavy fog mmp

32. Although I'm happy to go home during the Chinese New Year, the traffic jam is still painful. Now on the road, Serious traffic jam.

33. Whenever I get stuck in a traffic jam, I feel anxious. Whenever I feel anxious, I cheer up and play one song after another, but the road ahead is still endless. ?

34. I don’t see the ancients in front of me, and I don’t see the newcomers in the back. Thinking of the congestion on the road ahead, I shed tears while accompanying my beloved car.

35. Go before the National Day traffic jam. I got on the expressway at ten o'clock in the evening. I looked around and saw that I was almost at the Jiangyin Bridge. It was like this every time I went back to my parents' home. Looking forward to the high-speed rail next year. Leave that place that makes me tired and go back to see my dear friends. Not excited, but more calm and relieved. I know there will always be someone waiting for me there~

36. Is it dangerous? Traffic jams can easily make people angry!

37. Traffic jams are blocked by cars and time, but of course they are blocked by people.

38. Being stuck in traffic is also a kind of journey. ?

39. The helplessness and sadness of life are even more highlighted in the face of traffic jams.

40. The traffic jam made me doubt my life... The taxi driver sent me to the exit again... I was really worried that I still couldn't find the entrance after staying there for years. The most popular single humorous sentences on Douyin in 2022 (40)

The most popular single humorous sentences on Douyin in 2022 Part 1

1. Being without a lover is not terrible, the terrible thing is others Thought I had a bunch! And I don’t even know who my lover is.

2. Some people say that they have been single for two years, and I say what’s so great about it, since I have been single since I was born.

3. It’s Valentine’s Day, let your boyfriends and girlfriends hold the flowers tightly. If a rose branch pricks me, I won’t be able to get up if I don’t have three to five million.

4. I’m convinced, why do others find a partner just like calling the police and find it in ten minutes? When I find a partner, it’s like your mother is solving a case, without any clues.

5. The trash cans all received roses, but I didn’t.

6. You would rather be a dog than come and confess to me. I have recorded this bloody feud.

7. A girl just said she liked me, and I deleted her immediately. Bah, she wanted to trick me into giving her a Valentine’s Day gift!

8. Being alone, but not lonely, is a transcendent state. I like to enjoy the silence of a person and the feeling of detachment.

9. Valentine’s Day is not scary. What’s scary is that the person who spends it with you is not the same person every year.

10. Don’t be too nice to me. I promise you my life but you don’t want it.

11. I have to eat dog food for another day today, it’s so sour.

12. If anyone shows affection in front of me on Valentine’s Day, I will take a photo. When you get married and the person is not that person, I will put the photo in a red envelope and send it to you!

13. I will find flowers in the trash can tomorrow.

14. Today, the single flower of this mother flower is still blooming.

15. My boyfriend is still waiting for me in the future. I’m not in a hurry and you guys should show off first.

16. On Chinese Valentine's Day, if you are alone, you can go to McDonald's to buy a couple's meal and eat it all by yourself.

17. After thinking about it, if I were not single tomorrow I would have to spend money on gifts. It would be better to be single.

18. Love everything in the world, no favorite, no exception.

19. Everyday is Valentine’s Day, and if you are with someone you don’t love, every day is Valentine’s Day, and you are just as lonely.

20. I spend New Year’s Day alone, Lantern Festival alone, Valentine’s Day alone, and if I have the ability, let me spend the exam alone. 2022 Douyin’s most popular single humorous sentences Part 2

21. The person who marries me in the future, please do less sorry things to me on Valentine’s Day, thank you.

22. I just opened the window and saw a couple giving chocolates to each other downstairs. I poured a bucket of water down, and then sang a song to them and said, I heard that chocolate and music go better together on a rainy day.

23. Listen to a song and open a bottle of wine.

24. Showing affection in front of me is nothing. If you have the ability, bring me to a room with you. I want to see what love looks like up close.

25. The reason why I am still single: It is difficult to start with acquaintances, and it is difficult to talk to strangers.

26. "Hey, why are you alone again on Singles' Day?" "I'm afraid I'll scare you if I'm half alone."

27. Today the cold wave and dog food are coming in large areas , please take precautions.

28. After being single for a long time, you can even look at a dog and feel that you have a beautiful face. Not to mention unscrewing a bottle cap, you can even unscrew a fire hydrant.

29. On Valentine’s Day tomorrow, I wish all the lovers in the world to be long-lost brothers and sisters!

30. Behind every single person, there is at least one heartbreaking secret.

31. Think about last Valentine’s Day, when five people chased me at the same time, how it felt.

32. Life is short, fleeting like a fleeting moment, but this mood is long, like mountains and rivers, endless.

33. My appearance is ordinary and I cannot catch a glimpse. If you want to miss it, just miss it.

34. Don’t talk to me about Valentine’s Day, let me tell you, I only celebrate Children’s Day!

35. Someone just asked me to go out for Valentine’s Day, and he blocked me decisively. In these extraordinary times, it’s okay to lie to me about your relationship, but not to take my life!

36. Recruit ten boyfriends online, and the one who chats privately first will become the leader.

37. Life is not just about the present, there are also wedding invitations from your ex.

38. God is very fair. He allows you to celebrate Singles’ Day, but will not let you celebrate Valentine’s Day.

39. No one holds my hand on Valentine’s Day, so I just keep it in my pocket.

40. Dear self, be kind-hearted and know how to protect yourself. Be kind to others, but don't be bullied by others. Don't let your kindness become a tool for others to hurt you. Your kindness must have a bottom line and principles. The funniest and humorous copywriting on Douyin

The funniest and humorous copywriting on Douyin (Part 1)

1. There are many ways to destroy friendship, and the most thorough one is to borrow money.

2. When you are treated as a human being, try your best to act like one, okay?

3. It’s not that success comes slowly, but that giving up is quick.

4. There is no rehearsal in life, it is live broadcast every day. Not only the ratings are low, but the salary is not high.

5. If life deceives you, don’t be anxious, take out your beauty camera and deceive life.

6. There are many things that you can’t figure out at the time. Don’t worry. If you think about it after a while, you won’t be able to remember them.

7. I originally had eight-pack abs, but when I practiced the ninth-pack, I went crazy and all nine-nine were restored to one.

8. A low-key and boring high-profile is a sign of being beaten.

9. After all, in today's society, it is not easy for us to get along.

10. If one day I block you, it’s not that I hate you, but that I really can’t afford what you’re selling.

11. In the world of love, no one is sorry to anyone, only those who do not know how to cherish others.

12. God closes a door for you and goes to sleep.

13. Go in other people’s way and let others have no way to go. Go in your own way and let others follow me.

14. That piece of paper from the old man turned many young people into lonely old people.

15. I would rather be fat and exquisite than be thin and the same.

16. Traffic is like a big aunt, always a lot at the beginning, but slowly disappears.

17. When life hits you with a hammer, as long as it doesn’t beat you to death, you have a chance to swing it back.

18. All the troubles are because you are poor.

19. You can do it if you try, and you can win if you fight.

20. Don’t be afraid of drinking dichlorvos, but be afraid of surprises when you open the lid and enjoy one more bottle.

The funniest and humorous copywriting on Douyin (Part 2)

21. You don’t listen when you say it, you don’t understand it when you hear it, you don’t do it when you understand it, you do it when you do it, it’s wrong. You don’t admit it, you admit it but you don’t change it, you change it but you don’t accept it, and you don’t accept it and you don’t say anything! What do you want me to say about you?

22. I just like to be quiet, don’t think that I won’t go crazy.

23. In life, it is harder to face difficulties than to give up. For many things, you can't just let go if you want to, and you can't just give up if you want to. There are always some things in life that you clearly know are wrong, but you keep insisting on them, and you know that they are bad, but you keep guarding them.

24. Others are hitting the wall. It will definitely be very profitable for me to build the wall.

25. You are sunshine, and the world will be wonderful because of you!

26. The reason why the fountain is beautiful is that it has pressure; the reason why the waterfall is spectacular is because it has no escape route; the reason why water can penetrate rocks is because it always persists. The same is true for life, dedicated to everyone who is working hard and struggling.

27. Your teeth are like the stars in the sky, bright in color and far apart.

28. It doesn’t matter if your head is empty, the key is not to get wet.

29. If you can’t enter other people’s world, don’t squeeze in. Aren’t you tired?

30. You buttoned the wrong button on the first button, but you buttoned the last button Just found out. Some things are wrong from the beginning, but you have to admit it only in the end.

31. After passing this village, there is still this store, because it is a chain store.

32. The sky is blue, the eyes are blurry, and the days without money are too long!

33. Medicine cannot cure fake illnesses, and wine cannot cure real sorrows.

34. Although you are not very good-looking, the world cannot survive without you, because without you no one can bring out the beauty of the world.

35. Ever since I met your sister, I have decided to be my brother.

36. We will meet again in a few decades, and we will all be burned into ashes in the crematorium. We will be piled on top of each other, and no one will know each other. We will all be sent to the countryside to be used as fertilizer.

37. Who doesn’t have a good musical instrument these days? I’m pretty good at playing the backing drum.

38. I want to be pampered, want to be happy, want you, forget it, want to be rich.

39. Chatting with the person I like is like talking to God. You say it, but they never respond.

40. I am sleepy all year round, but I am most awake when lying in bed. The funniest and humorous copywriting on Douyin (Part 3)

41. It’s not that there is no water in the well, but that the well is not dug deep enough; it’s not that success comes slowly, but that giving up is quick. Getting something requires wisdom, giving up something requires courage!

42. Look in the mirror more often and you will understand many things.

43. Growing up, homework has always been with us.

44. I hope you all have love, and I only have money.

45. Some people can make you feel distressed if they are serious, and some people can give you toothache if they are not polite.

46. Every effort deserves to be respected.

47. It’s not that we didn’t catch the last train of happiness, it’s that we couldn’t get on it.

48. You are a nice person, but a bit ugly.

49. It is said that many people check the time in the morning not to get up, but to see how long they can sleep.

50. Rainy days are suitable for sleeping at home, sunny days are suitable for going out for a walk. For a long time, there is no day suitable for going to work.

51. Be so independent that you don’t rely on anyone, don’t expect warmth from anyone but yourself, and be so independent that you can live a better life alone.

52. Nothing is as contagious as enthusiasm. It can move stubborn people. It is the essence of sincerity.

53. Those who have really worked hard will understand the importance of talent.

54. The three strongest heartbeats in the first half of my life occurred respectively: when I was called on by the teacher in class, when I missed my step when going down the stairs, and when you smiled at me.

55. I am fat to make you look thin, so as not to make you look ugly when I am thin.

56. Work hard through spring, summer, autumn and winter, and strive for a lifetime without any regrets.

57. If I can’t close my eyes during class, can I still hold my face up?

58. If you don’t work hard, you will be out!

59. Why do I always have tears in my eyes? It’s because my deskmate always embarrasses me.

60. My destiny is determined by me and not by Heaven. Heaven wants to destroy me and I will destroy Heaven.