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Talk about the more reasons to hate Korea, the better. Really+points.
The reasons why I don't like Korea are as follows:
1. For Samsung mobile phones, the alarm function can only be used when the phone is turned on. I don't know what is going on in the designer's mind. Besides, is the chocolate mobile phone made in Korea? I'm not sensitive to electrical appliances, but I really don't like that advertisement. Always think of "love tiger oil":)
2. Korean cars have never been driven, and their performance is not good, but I don't like the fence-like part of the front cover of Korean cars very much, and I always feel that it will leak.
3. There are always two maps printed on pages 2 and 3 of the work manual issued by South Korea to employees in China (in Tianjin, other cities don't know). A map of China is the same size as another Korean map. Maybe I'm too sensitive, but I really can't figure out why these two maps are printed in my exercise book, and they are still in such an obvious position.
Although I am not a fan, I don't like the performance of the Korean team in the World Cup.
5. Korean dramas Zhajiang Noodles and jiaozi are really ... Every time my mother sees this, she will say, "Is this the dregs of the river? There is not even a vegetable seedling. Is this jiaozi? This is a fertilized egg. " As a native of the North, I really can't accept Zhajiang Noodles and jiaozi like that. Besides, I don't think it's worth spending the same amount of money on Korean food. I'll give you a lot of dishes. Except kimchi, other Chinese food, western food, Japanese food, Indian food and Thai food are not like cheating. It seems that in miss mermaid, Yaliying said that "Chinese food is rare and not delicious, but Korean food is delicious" (I have to ask my mother specifically about this effect, and she is very angry about it). I think the screenwriter has only eaten noodle soup and fried rice with eggs, and has never eaten really high-grade Chinese food, so I say this. Not to mention several major cuisines in China, we have hundreds of kinds of kimchi alone, while only Korean kimchi dares to say hundreds.
6. It is really unacceptable for South Korea to have cosmetic surgery. I can accept only cosmetic surgery for actors, but it's really hard to understand, not to mention that their actors are so ugly after cosmetic surgery. Although the Japanese are bowlegged, I haven't heard that the Japanese correct bowlegged by plastic surgery.
7. It is no exaggeration to say that whenever I hear Korean, I always think that I am a countryman in China.
8. There are not many Korean dramas, only three are complete. Others are really impatient. I think the writers of Korean dramas are really poor, mainly because they have no imagination. They will always be Cinderella and the white pig prince, dragging their feet to death. They don't say a word for two or three episodes, even the patient can't stand it.
9. I watched a Korean movie "Sweet and Dark Lovers", and I found the name interesting. As a result, the heroine killed someone blatantly, put the body in the freezer at home, and chopped her finger with a knife as if nothing had happened. I really don't know what the screenwriter thinks. The whole drama gives me the feeling that it is not a description of perverts, but a romantic story, or my understanding ability is not enough, but the heroine is really a pervert, so I will never watch Korean movies again.
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