The handsome guy in new clothes tells jokes.

Love is like a photo, which needs a lot of darkroom time to cultivate.

I am your arrogant out of print, and you are my low-key replica.

The road of life is very long, and who is brilliant is uncertain. The road to society is hard, so don't make friends with dogs.

Judging from your appearance, you can play a horror movie without makeup.

I have an impulse to take a nap as soon as I get up in the morning.

You don't look tangled, more like formatting.

A good man in the new era: talk more at work and do less at home; Speak loudly at work and humble yourself at home; Be a low-key person in the unit and do high-profile things at home.

Online years are like flying knives, and knives are ruthless and old. Revolutionary health is the most important. Don't stay up late surfing the Internet.

Don't let her have a blue confidante, if you are blue, you are green; Don't let him have a confidante, if it is red, it will be yellow.

God didn't give you what you wanted because you deserve better.

Going to work is waking up; After work, it is the full moon in the west building; Once in a thousand years; Waiting for you on public holidays until my heart aches; Upgrade is when I wait for the flowers to wither; Jia Xin wants you to think in your dream; Good is a thousand reasons to be sad.

Power is in the hands of officials; Money is in the hands of the rich; Xiaosan is in the boss's arms; Harmonious society is in the news broadcast; The most shameless in Weibo; Cowhide in the mouth of experts; Love is in the car and in the room; Good people are in the cemetery; Chastity is in kindergarten; Chronic poison in food; Patience is in the hearts of the people.

Rich but three generations, because there are black sheep; Poor but three generations, because there is no money to marry a daughter-in-law, no offspring. . .

It's not that the road is rough, but that you can't.

Living in a dog-eat-dog environment, I can't write a dog-eat-dog story

Don't play with me, or I will play with you.

The road is an incurable scar on the earth, so every step of life is a dull pain.

Q: "How are you going to spend Valentine's Day?" A: "Laugh it off."

Falling in love is the same as calling a lady, except that falling in love is paid in installments.

The more friends you have around you, the more relaxed and happy you will be. Because the more stupid people are, the more heartless they are.

Some plants are called Chinese medicine when they die, and some people are called scum when they die.

Dude, your coffin is upside down. The slider is still spinning.

The head can be broken, the hairstyle can't be messy, the blood can flow, and the shoes can't be without oil.

Go home and have a good wash. Don't mess with a young girl, just like dumping goods in a warehouse.

Festivals will make lonely people more lonely and happy people happier.

I needed your advice when I was young, but I didn't need your advice.

Life is a hard slap in the face, but I can't shout pain.

If you don't do earth-shattering things, you won't be earth-shattering people.

Boring, boring, boring. But you have to go there. This is called "fate".

I never doubt your beauty, I just doubt my aesthetics.

Don't be infatuated with elder sister. I want you to vomit blood when I take off my makeup.

You can see my world, but you can't talk.

If a person really loves you, distance is not a problem, it will only become the power to grow love.

I don't care, treat me like a man!

10 years ago in September 1, I danced, beamed, walked into school with a small schoolbag on my back, and embarked on a road of no return.

Don't expect everyone to understand you, because radish and cabbage have their own love. If you make a radish, naturally you can't make a green vegetable.

Spend 50% of your time despising yourself and the other 50% forgiving yourself every day. It's called entanglement.

Don't let past sadness or future worries ruin present happiness.

The most personalized mood phrase-I don't care, treat me like a man.

A good horse doesn't look back. There is no good grass ahead. Why not look back?

Dear, although your appearance is so cold, you can't hide your love for me. Omebuddy, come on, run, huh?

Keep the secret of youth-have an uneasy heart

Once I turned to smile and fascinated the teacher.

And historic signatures. I can't write Song Jiang's passion for conquering the country.

When I was a child, I always thought that sesame grew on strawberries. When I grew up, I found that sesame grew on kiwifruit.

Sometimes I'm really brave, but that's only sometimes.

Not being a bad guy is a waste of your sneaky eyes.

In the morning, the biology teacher said that if there was an afterlife, I would not be a teacher if I was killed. Then if I have an afterlife and kill me, I won't be a student.

If one day I become a hooligan, please tell them that I have always been simple.

Three good students. Our goal, our efforts: delicious, fun and good sleep.

When your hands are cold, your heart will naturally rise.

Looking for him in the crowd, I suddenly turned around! That man still despises me.

Not all milk is called Telunsu, and not all the people I call are pigs.

The physical education teacher in junior high school said: whoever dares to wear a skirt to my class again will be punished for handstand.

Three bottles of Erguotou, a dozen beers and two bottles of rice wine. A person who drinks till dawn can only give himself one word, cow.

Although the money in the wallet is not ours, it looks exactly like ours and belongs to our family.

When money stood up, all truths were silent.

I was caught in the rain, which made me understand that I forgot to bring my umbrella again.

I don't care, treat me like a man!

Your Majesty, do you remember the White Snake by the West Lake Bridge?

Think about your future life when you are bored! There are many monsters ahead.

There have always been legends about me in the Jianghu, but I'm too lazy to appear.

If eating more fish can make people smart, then I should at least eat a pair of whales.

If I don't send a message, you really think I'm a man.

If I don't send a message, you really think I'm a man.

1. Please leave my heart when I come back.

You just need to take one step, and I'll take the rest.

I don't care about your first love, I only care about your last love.

If you have the power to force me, I will have the power to kill you.

You laugh at my friends who are seldom alone, and I pity your many insincere friends.

6. Instead of praying for a plain life, pray for yourself to become stronger.

7. It is better to be arrogant and lonely than humble love.

8. Mine can't run away, not mine. I don't want it!

Please put away your posture and don't think you know me very well.

10, you can stop looking at me, but you can't belittle me.

1 1, man, I hold hands with you. You can only love me in this life.

12, no one needs to give sunshine, we are the sun ourselves.

13, I can't hold a grain of sand in my eyes, and I can't hold you.

14, friend or lover, if you don't sincerely treat me, why should I sincerely treat you?

15, it is better to know yourself than to let others know yourself.

16, how disdainful you are and how perfunctory I am.

17, the end of mistress, besides betrayal, is an affair.

18, I have no time to participate in your past, but you will have me in your future.

19, tomorrow's road must be tenacious even if it is difficult, and only the bully can create brilliance.

20, waiting is not a matter of time, it is worth it.

2 1, people who know me don't need to explain, and people who don't know me don't need to explain.

22. I broke my heart when I was young, but now I forget it. This is only a moment of youth and frivolity. Why is it forever?

23. If loneliness can run aground, happiness will last forever.

24. Love while you are young and love yourself when you love the world.

25. Being bullied by others is a kind of practice. It is also a practice to slap back the bad of others.

26. I don't care if you want eternity.

27. The world laughs that I am too crazy, and I laugh that the world cannot see through it.

28, beauty is just a metaphor, handsome boy is just a name.

29. Don't judge my future by your past.

Don't expect me to understand, don't expect me to understand.

3 1. If something is lost, there is no need to find it again.

32, a person's past, a person's present, a person's romance is irreplaceable

33, people don't make me, I don't commit crimes. If people attack me, they will do the opposite. People don't scold me, I don't scold. If people scold me, they will curse to death!

34. Without you, the sky I see is still blue.

You don't have to take the initiative, but don't move when I take the initiative.

36. I care more about people who care about me. People who don't care about me, why should you let me continue to care?

37. If I choose to love you, then I will love you to the end!

38, don't fall in love with me, hypocrisy. Get married if you can.

39. If a man loves you, he can do whatever he wants. If he doesn't love you, even dying for him thinks you are unnecessary.

40. I am not a raccoon. It's fun to play without you

4 1, I can get used to you or change you.

42, you let me down, I let you even have no chance to go on stage.

43. A whore is always a whore. You can't change your figure.

44. If you feel that you have some capital, pretend to be forced. In fact, I don't have you in my heart.

45. I have only one kind of love. Either I don't pay or I have to pay, that's all.

46. Even if my love is cheap, it is not a discount for you.

47. Eat, drink, and be merry to call for goods, and share weal and woe to call for wives.

48. You said you wanted the salted fish to turn over, but I said it was still salted fish.

49. If you don't send a message, you really think I'm a man.

8.3 Blessing messages sent to pure men.

8.3 Blessing messages sent to pure men.

1, let go of the burden, the pressure is gone. Relax, and your troubles will be gone. Slow down, the beauty has increased. Relax, happiness is closer. May you be carefree, carefree. Happy men's day.

2, 83 men's day holiday, work and housework temporarily put aside. Take a sip of alcohol, tobacco and food and take a look at the beautiful girl. Handsome good days are annual, and happiness and good mood will accompany you all your life.

3. In order to alleviate the anxiety of male body deformation, our store specially launched a men's bra on "8.3 Men's Day": the cup is flat for children, the fabric is elastic, powerful and anti-sagging. I hope that men who need to highlight their chest muscles to enhance their confidence will come and buy it. Limited quantity, first come, first served, 50% discount during the event, and postage in remote areas! I wish all men in the world a happy holiday, and the more they live, the more confident they are!

4, men, field workers, see the children cook first, suffer first, and work hard. Today is Men's Day. My wife gives her husband a day off, so that men can relax as they please. Remember that everything is still step by step tomorrow.

On August 3rd, Men's Day, I want to express my gratitude to the most important man in my world. Thank him for giving me a warm and solid home, the cutest baby in the world. Thank you for giving me so many happy, sad, sweet and painful memories, which made my life rich and profound. Thank him for forgiving my carelessness and narrow-mindedness, and thank him for spending those difficult days with me, which made me understand that love has so much meaning. It's Men's Day, husband. I wish you health and happiness forever. "

6, men are as strong as steel, men are chivalrous and soft-hearted, men are full of thorns, men are weather-beaten, men are bloody, men are loud ... men are too tired, today is men's day, your freedom day, what do you want to do! (* _ _ *) Hee hee ...

7. Men should be like you, with fiery feelings, steely will, Lingyun's ambition and kind heart. You are my example. Valentine's Day is coming, I wish you happiness and health!

8, pure men pay attention to listen, men's day wants men to laugh, where to play together? Horse racing on the grassland is fun, and barbecue and drinking are more enjoyable. No one cares about today's holiday, where to sleep and where to relieve fatigue, and stay under the overpass for one night. I think it is better for my wife. On August 3rd, Men's Day, I wish all men in the world a happy holiday.

9, 8.3, Men's Day, the attention of the majority of male compatriots, today you don't have to cook and wash clothes, the game can crash the computer, the smoke can wrap around the living room and bedroom, and ask your wife to bring you tea and water. The tone of pure men has been hard to the end; Please take advantage of the opportunity one day a year! (Do it if you are not afraid to kneel on the washboard)

10, a man's heart is broad and inclusive; A person has a strong heart and is not afraid of wind and rain; The man's mind is bright, which dispels the haze; Men are high-minded, aiming ahead. Today is Men's Day. May all people be happy.

1 1, a man's heart is steel, which can overwhelm everything; A man's heart is water, and a gentle gust of wind will make deep ripples; A man's heart is precious, and the temptation of money can't buy it; A man's heart is humble, and he can't stop crying when he thinks of his mother. Fire and tenderness are two-sided. Men are the firm soul of this world and the root of this world's infatuation. It is men who love and hurt the most but don't express themselves. I wish all men in the world a happy and handsome Men's Day.

12, otaku, lying at home is very casual; Leftover men have their favorite saints; Chaonan, keep up with the fashion spirit; Male, independent and attractive. On August 3rd, Men's Day, I wish the pure men a happy holiday. It's not bad to be free and shine in the clouds and fog!

13, how broad a person's mind is, as inclusive as heaven and earth; How strong a person's will is, experiencing rain, snow, wind and frost like a mountain; How lofty is a person's ideal, soaring above the blue sky like an eagle; How deep are men's feelings, as turbulent as the sea. Men's Day is coming, I wish all men happiness and health!

14. Handsome men are thought, handsome men are loved, sunny men are chased, thin men are hurt, strong men are relied on, smart men are envied, and honest men are praised. As long as you are a man, you will win today. March 8 men's day, I wish you success from now on!

15, 8.3 Men's Day, warmly reminding men all over the world: don't live too tired, don't be too busy; Don't be too expensive if you want to eat, and don't waste if you want to wear it; Be agitated and get together with friends. I fell asleep when I was sleepy. May you, as a man, be safe, always the most handsome, happy and healthy every day.

16, men have always been masculine, and it is unnecessary to be brave. With Ling Yunzhi in my heart, I have a broad mind. Down-to-earth, not grandiose, high-spirited and responsible. Today is Men's Day. May pure men be happy and healthy!

17, men are broad-minded and can accommodate thousands of waters in Qian Shan. Men have a pair of iron plates and are not afraid of thousands of difficulties and dangers. Men have a pure heart, loyal to their careers and brave to carry heavy burdens. A man is a piece of sky at home, and happiness depends on him. 8.3 Men's Day: I wish the pure men good luck and health!

18, usually angry with his wife. I am proud today. I stand straight, look twice as proud and relaxed. It is lucky to go out, and you will have money if you reach out. I wish you happiness and beauty!

19, how broad a man's mind is, and punting in his stomach can be compared; How strong a person's will is, dare to resist the wind, frost, snow and rain; How high is man's ideal? The eagle flies in the blue sky. Men's Day is coming. May men be happy and healthy!

20. A man is a man with lofty ideals and indomitable spirit. He rigged and rushed to the waves of fighting. Show your true colors and create brilliance on your career path. Men's Day: I wish all men in the world great talents.

2 1, men show heroic spirit and stride forward with confidence. Men are full of lofty sentiments and high spirits, and strive to create brilliance. Men fight for love. Love is sweet and always happy. Men are willing to send blessings and smile happily. I wish men success in their work, successful career and prosperous fortune.

22. Men are bitter, men are tired, and men desperately want to enter the society; Find a door, earn a ticket, five plus two followed by white and black; Visiting the road, looking at the face, laughing with wine also hurts the stomach; Seek liberation and turn over, so information comes to comfort; August 3, can be intoxicated, the world men's big party; Have fun, still free, even the wife said it doesn't matter. Happy men's day!

23. Men are broad-minded, and trivial things can also be taken to heart; A man's will is strong, and his children's feelings will hurt him. Men work hard and have family responsibilities. If you are tired, you should rest, not be rude. It's Men's Day, I wish you happiness and health!

24. How wide the sky is, it is not as wide as a man's heart, how wide the sea is, not as wide as a man's chest, not as strong as a man's will, not as hard as a stone, not as hard as a man's bone. It's time to relax. I wish you a happy Men's Day.

25, a good man, indomitable spirit, hard-working; A good man, a beautiful family, never stops; Good man, loyal to love, love his wife and live a happy life; On August 3rd, Men's Day, I wish all men in the world all the best and happiness forever.

26, March 8 Women's Day, August 3 Men's Day, from then on we men stood up! We can sweep the floor proudly, do laundry and cook generously, wash dishes and clean windows calmly, and willingly accompany our wife to walk the dog and go shopping to buy new clothes! March 8 men's day, no unhappiness!

27. It is difficult to be a man, but it is difficult to go to heaven. Work hard and society should be able to find both ends. It is difficult to be a man, but it is difficult to look at the moon. In the face of difficulties, you should be tired, silent, work hard and complain. It's harder to be a good person. Be brave when buying food and cooking, and pay quickly when shopping with your wife. Men's Day gives you a man's symbol, which will protect your safety and health. From then on, I don't have to say that men are bitter and happy every day! Happy holidays!

28. "All men in the world are men. Hospitality, clear-headed, elegant, not greedy for cups and cups, be a general. Be wronged, angry, speak out, defend, and be brave. Commitment is precious, pay attention to credibility, act decisively, be a gentleman. On August 3, Men's Day, I praised men and wished them a strong, brave and happy life. "

29, handsome, handsome, enthusiastic about friends, in the United States called once upon a time, wearing glasses, gentle, serious-looking, cool, chivalrous, brave, and pure men, hehe, it's men's day, please take your seats accordingly, and wish all male compatriots a happy holiday!

30. In the kitchen, you should be a chef. In the living room, be a mop. In the study, you should be a cook who can write poems. Be a manly man in the bedroom. In the bathroom, you should be a man who is not constipated. In general, it is to be an otaku! Happy March 8th Men's Day!

3 1, be a free and easy man. Swordsman, used to be a man in America. There is a right way to get money and become a rich man. Be honest for officials and be in power for the people. In the game Flowers, be a man who never touches his body! It's Men's Day. I wish you to be such a cool man!

32. Men are bitter, men are tired, and men desperately want to enter the society; Find a door, earn a ticket, five plus two followed by white and black; Visiting the road, looking at the face, laughing with wine also hurts the stomach; Seek liberation and turn over, so information comes to comfort; August 3, can be intoxicated, the world men's big party; Have fun, still free, even the wife said it doesn't matter. Happy men's day!

33. When a man is tired, he often knocks on his back. Men are worried, so they often wash their hair; Men are bitter, so they often gamble; Men are busy, so they often go to the wrong bed; I hope ladies will be more considerate of men, and I wish you a smile. Youth never grows old.

34. "Men are generous, fashion heroes, support their wives' career, don't be suspicious, speak politely, take their wives to the streets, choose clothes and shoes, be enthusiastic and active, don't look on coldly, make mistakes with their wives, don't be angry, laugh generously, be clear, and let their wives spoil their wives. They will be smart all their lives. On August 3rd, Men's Day, I wish men all over the world wisdom, love their wives and infinite happiness. "

On the occasion of March 8th, on behalf of all the wives in the world, I would like to extend my holiday greetings to those husbands who have been fighting in the front line of the family for a long time, who are the most active in cooking, washing clothes and looking after children, full of charm and unknown.

36, the so-called good man is: 1, seeing beautiful women does not drool; 2. Stick to work and sweat under the scorching sun; 3. When you are wronged, you can hold back your tears; 4. Cherish the family and pay the salary in full; 5. Broad-minded; 6. Sweet words to lovers are like honey syrup. Hehe, today is March 8th Men's Day. I will send you a cup of blessing water. May you be happy and beautiful!

37. Men use "strength" to prop up a "field", shoulder life with their shoulders, put joys and sorrows in their hearts, enjoy life with their hands, and make life brilliant and gorgeous; When August 3 comes, men try their best to relax themselves, put aside their troubles and have fun, which is full of good luck.

38, the man is so tired, working hard outside, bitter, sweet and sour. Love is also very tired, hate is also very tired, love, love, hate, hate are all very tired. I'm tired in my dreams, but I'm more tired when I wake up. I have no regrets when I dream. On Men's Day, I propose a toast to you, wishing you health, peace, happiness and a wonderful life!