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Talk to you after the exam.
A person's life is actually an exam every day; It's just that the content of the exam is different. The following is what I sorted out after the exam. Welcome to refer to!
1, the exam is coming, let go of the tension in past study and face it easily with a normal heart. I believe you will get ideal results in the exam. May good luck always be with you.
2, the college entrance examination, everyone must accept the adult ceremony. For those who have no dreams, the college entrance examination is only a turning point in life.
3. Hey, it's covered! I got 100 again this time! Still the first in the whole grade, mom and dad will be very happy to hear that. Mom is always so serious, with a long face and no smile. This time, she will smile from ear to ear.
4. When Wenquxing was being used in the exam, suddenly the alarm clock on it rang, and it was cold ... and woke up the teacher who was sleeping soundly. I was beaten by my brothers after the exam. ...
In this exam, there are four students in our class 100, which makes me feel that I have many shortcomings, and then makes me feel that I must study harder, master knowledge flexibly, catch up with and surpass the students who study better than me, learn their good learning methods and adapt to the learning environment of junior high school twice. This is my feeling!
6. Three years ago in July, the college entrance examination ended. This is really a boring summer. We graduates still don't know anything about the future, and we don't seem to have any good memories of our past high school life. It was very hot at that time, but some of our friends still ran in the scorching sun all day.
7. The college entrance examination is really a bumper harvest, which contains too many connotations. No matter how you score in the college entrance examination, your growth and maturity is a fact that no one can change. You have gained too much through these three years' efforts.
8. The examination papers have been handed out, and everyone is immersed in answering questions. It's funny that Xiaoli looks at such a big person and then takes the exam like a student. She looked at Xiaocui sitting in the middle row.
9. A thin two-page manuscript looks particularly heavy today. Ah, this is not an ordinary manuscript. Then I hold the earnest expectation of 44 students in my class, which is the heart of a gardener who has cultivated me for many years!
10, I have a classmate who takes an English test in college. He bought a box of embroidery needles, and then engraved the contents of the exam on his desk in advance (our desk is one of those shiny hard boards). You can't see directly, you can only look sideways. Then he carved all afternoon, blunted n stitches, and finally his hands were numb. Then he threw a book on the table and took a seat. I think that table will be seized by my brothers and sisters in the future.
1 1, I'm going to have an exam today. I'll send you a lucky message. It is said that if you receive such a short message on the day of the exam, you will get satisfactory results in the exam. Good luck in the exam!
12, I got a high score in Russian in the exam, but my reading was not ideal, and I got a lot of points in basic knowledge, alas! Maybe my Chinese is not good at all. I always write the main content of reading. It seems that Chinese has to work harder to get high marks, and then math has nothing to say. I don't know where the score is because I didn't hand out the English test paper.
13, before the students take the exam, I really want to have a BBK lighter and a textbook, and then my mother will never have to worry about my study again.
14, when I was in junior high school, I finished the final exam 40 minutes in advance. I was really bored, so I stuffed my head into my desk to play, but I couldn't pull it out. Later, with the help of the teacher, I finally pulled it out and handed it in. ...
15, two classmates, look alike! Physics exam for 65 minutes, one handed in the paper, and then, and then a wc, and the person who handed in the paper continued to come in for the exam!
16, finally finished the exam. The answer that took millions of brain cells to recite on the test paper was returned to the teacher and the good-hearted person who compiled the book almost at the moment when the bell rang. The task now is to hand over the exam papers that are not very good or reliable to parents for review.
17. As soon as the shot rang, two girls rushed forward like arrows. Their movements are coordinated and powerful, and then they fly briskly on the ice, like two swallows close to the ground, and you can't give in to each other. Finally, in the warm cheers of the coach and the audience, they almost crossed the finish line at the same time like a whirlwind.
18. One day, June 7, those countless struggles will finally realize the students' dreams. I have experienced the college entrance examination vividly, as if it were yesterday.
19, after the game, my classmates congratulated me and asked me what I had learned. I said, Orsay, then the test is not only your intelligence, but also your comprehensive quality; Your quality is high, not only you are not afraid to take the exam, but you will also get good grades in the exam!
20. It was finally the day to get the roll paper, and then I almost jumped with excitement when my grades came down. Why? You can imagine.
2 1, the annual college entrance examination score, crying and laughing, bleak and brilliant. Sad people think they are in hell, and happy people think they are in heaven. Only those who have been to college know that the universities in SB can work hard and the universities in NB are full of depravity.
I copied the article on the manuscript paper and checked it carefully. I took a long breath when I found that there were no mistakes in conception, organization and language expression. The bell rang, and then I handed the manuscript to the invigilator with both hands.
23. I walked into the "Olympic Mathematics Competition" on time, and the contestants had left their seats. I quickly found my seat number and sat down. At this time, I found my seat in front, under the eyes of the invigilator, and my heart suddenly became nervous.
24. I glanced at the test paper, and I felt calm, and then I was still a little panicked. The clock ticks, accompanied by the rustle of my pen tip. I'm immersed in calculation ... okay, one question, another question, done, all done. Finally, I checked it carefully again. First, I went to the podium to hand in my papers. I only heard Teacher Zhang say nine minutes and forty-five seconds! "
Just when I was doing something out of line, the invigilator came to my desk, picked up my paper and looked at it. "Why don't you do this negative question?" Won't it? ""what? There's a problem across the street? "When I'm nervous,
26. The college entrance examination didn't fail. The profound thinking and unforgettable experiences and feelings it brings to everyone are rare wealth. The process of striving for the ideal is far more significant than the unknown result.
27. In the first class, the English teacher came in and said, "There are many people in our class 99 this time. There seem to be five more. Who is it? " Before and after my classmates pointed at me, the teacher came over and picked up my test paper. The teacher saw my composition with 5 points deducted and pointed to the mistake and said, "I don't think this mistake needs 5 points deducted!" " "The deskmate said enviously," 100! " "My heart is full of joy.
28. Today is the first day of college entrance examination. Every year, in fact, passes so fast that it is three years in a blink of an eye. Three years ago, I took the college entrance examination with my friends. Looking back now, I used to feel as light as thin.
29. During the exam, because I was too absorbed in watching others, the teacher came over and asked me, "Are you all right?" I actually answered him: "Not bad." As a result, remember.
30. I entered junior high school this semester. Although I tried my best to study, my grades were still not satisfactory. My Chinese score is 96, Math score is 87, English 100, History score is 98, Biology score is 93, Geography score is 9 1 minute. My political score hasn't come out yet, and it is estimated to be above 90. What makes me most dissatisfied is math. After the test paper was handed out, I couldn't do several questions, and it was precisely because of these questions that my score was increased.
3 1, the test paper was issued, and the classroom was silent. The students opened the test paper and glanced nervously at the questions on it. Oh, it's really hard! And there are so many problems, big four! Everyone couldn't help sighing softly. Without thinking much, they immediately started to do it. There was a rustling sound of writing in the classroom, and some people were thinking with their chins in their hands, their heads tilted and their brows frowning. Yes, the examination room is the battlefield. Look, aren't all the students fighting nervously?
In April of the year of the college entrance examination, although it was close to the exam, no one was interested in studying. From morning till night, the head teacher stays in the class no matter what class he takes.
I copied the article on the manuscript paper and checked it carefully. I took a long breath when I found that there were no mistakes in conception, organization and language expression. When the bell rang, I handed the manuscript to the invigilator with both hands.
34. In fact, the college entrance examination was not terrible at all, and then I reviewed it for a year and did well in it. The university is terrible, only one week, and all the exams are impossible.
35. An expert slept all the time during the exam, and then woke up at the end of the exam. He looked around and found that the students behind him had finished their papers without writing their names, so he picked them up and handed in their names. ...
36. I once dreamed that I was taking an exam, which scared me to death. Wake up and find yourself really taking an exam!
37. There was a rustling sound of writing in the classroom, and then someone was thinking with his chin in his hands, his head tilted sideways and a frown. Yes, the examination room is the battlefield. Look, aren't all the students fighting nervously?
38. I have a stomachache and want to throw up today. There was an exam in the afternoon, and halfway through the exam, I couldn't help throwing up. The teacher came over and said with concern, "Why, the question is disgusting?" "
39. In junior high school, the female classmate next door threw the book on the ground in a biology exam and copied it with her toes. I have always admired her eyesight and the flexibility of her toes.
40. In the year of my daughter's college entrance examination, after checking the scores, my husband and daughter talked about volunteering together. It was the first night, and somehow I dozed off.
4 1, game over, class dismissed. Students' impression of ancient poetry has deepened, and their love for Chinese lessons has also increased. That warm scene is deeply left in our hearts.
42. No matter what difficulties you encounter, no matter how many setbacks you encounter, people always have to live in hope. The grief in their hearts is greater than death. They rise up in difficulties and are full of hope in disappointment.
43. Isn't the college entrance examination just an exam? If you have the ability, it will be even more difficult. Then, if you have the ability, you can ask what influence the three-circle cycle has on the formation of Roman law. If you have the ability, you can ask what the acceleration of the financial storm is to Beijing. If you have the ability, you can ask me to draw a functional diagram of the political system from the Han Dynasty to the Qing Dynasty. If you have the ability, you can let me translate all the historical records into English. Come on! Come on! Come if you dare!
44. With the coming of the college entrance examination, the footsteps of memories can't help but remind me of my high school, the years when I struggled for my dreams, and my friends who fought side by side.
45. After the exam, a strongman looked at the invigilator and giggled. The teacher came over and asked: How was the exam? Not bad, huh? His classmate replied: I don't know how the exam went. You have to ask me the one in front.
46. I glanced at the test paper, and I was calm, but I was still a little panicked. The clock ticks, accompanied by the rustle of my pen tip. I'm immersed in calculation ... okay, one question, another question, done, all done. Finally, I checked it carefully again. First, I went to the podium to hand in my papers. I only heard Teacher Zhang say nine minutes and forty-five seconds! "。
47. The teacher found me cheating in the exam and said sternly, "A group of students should pay attention to their behavior!" Suddenly, it seems that all eyes in the examination room are looking at me, and then they all cast reproachful eyes on me. I just feel black at the moment, and I feel unspeakable shame and regret.
48. This is the initial mistake! I suddenly realized that I was too busy to mention the wrong answer. At this moment, the math teacher suddenly let out a cry and stopped writing! Roll up! "The top math students at the back jumped up with excitement and then snatched the test paper from me. Suddenly, something rumbled down in my heart.
49. I feel too failed, too careless, too careless. Still not working hard enough at ordinary times. I want to study hard. "Learning from time to time is a pleasure." I want to carry forward the spirit of "perseverance, turning stone into stone". "Failure is the mother of success." I will turn grief into strength, repay my parents and teachers with excellent results next time, set sail in the sea of learning and go forward bravely!
50. College entrance examination is a labor-saving lever to realize life. This is the best time for you to pry, and your life will rise in an arc in the future. ;
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