Talk about the weird and funny classics of Tucao rice.

1, I thought you were just a ball, but I didn't expect you to be a ball.

I'll throw a brick first, and if I have jade, I'll throw it over.

I heard that money is the biggest pain of human beings, so let me bear the pain!

God created love, so there are idiots in the world.

I agreed not to make me cry, but you smoked me with fucking onions.

6. If class is a hypnotic, surfing the Internet is a refreshing agent.

7. Use a block printing machine. Make money quickly

8. Not all milk is called Telunsu, and not everyone I call a pig.

9. The saddest thing in life is to be awakened by urine while sleeping, but you have to solve it!

10, when I look forward to touching my life again and again, I am always greeted by fraud.

1 1, in fact, I have received higher education, but I have a little more peasant temperament.

12, I also want to be an excellent young man, but life has driven my brother into a hooligan.

13, the teacher said that our nerves are very developed, just laughing nerves.

14, the failure of others is my happiness.

15, after this village, there is this store; Because there are branches here.

16, the man who can't find the lantern, I want to say, is your lantern too dark?

17, there are only two things I can't do in my life! 1. This can't be 2. That won't happen either.

18, making money is a kind of ability, spending money is a kind of technology, my ability is limited, but my technology is very high.

19. Adolescence love is spiritual opium. Whether you smoke or not, there are always countless Lin Zexu standing behind you.

20. It is said that 99% people can sing this lyric when they see it.

2 1, once I smiled back and fascinated the teacher.

22, say it, never explain, explain, find a mother, it is right.

23. If you don't want to answer my phone, just say so. Don't always let China Mobile say sorry for you!

Learning is endless, so I never graduated.

25. Don't talk with your eyes closed if you have nothing to do. People who don't know think it's a fake body.

26. Q: Why is RMB so expensive? A: Because Grandpa Mao speaks for him.

27. Why do you talk nonsense more than the advertisements of Hunan Satellite TV?

28. Online and stealth are the same these days-nobody cares about you.

29. At the beginning of life, human nature is good. Zero, duck egg.